(on the door) *Knock knock*

Me: "Who's there?"

Ana: "It's me." (muffled through the door)

Me: "Who's me?"

Ana: "I'm your dear friend."

Me: "I have no friends."

Ana: "You're right, you only have me."

Me: "But who are you?"

Ana: "I will never leave you."

Me: "Who?"

Ana: "I'm going to save you. Trust me!"

Me: "Tell me, who are you?"

Ana: "Hello back, I'm Ana. And I brought some friends: Deb, Cat, Perry and Annie."

Deb: "Hey girl, nice to meet you. I'm Debbie and I will stay by your side."

Perry: "Ehhm... hi... I'm Perry... and... I'm glad to meet you..."

Cat: "Hey honey, you look lonely. Let me be your friend."

Annie: "Ehhm... yeah, we will all be friends."

Me (hesitantly): "Ehh... yeah, sure..."

Ana: "Awesome girls, I'm sure we gonna have a lot of fun together."

Me (whispering to Ana): "Ana, please tell them to go. I didn't ask for friends."

Ana: "But aren't they nice, are they?"

Me: "Yeah, they are, but... I don't know, I don't want them to stay here in my room."

Ana: "Oh yeah, sure, we can go outside."

Me: "No Ana, please, I want them to leave."

Ana: "But you're so cute together. And they can help you."

Me: "I don't need help."

Ana: "They're your only friends, girl. Don't send them away."

Deb: "Hey guys, what's up?"

Ana: "She wants you to leave." (Others coming closer)

Me: "Yeah, I mean no... you're very nice and so on, but... I need to be left alone tonight."

Deb (indignant): "But we weren't unkind. You can't throw us out."

Me (slowly getting impatient): "But I want you to go, please. Please leave me alone."

Perry (upset): "That's impolite! We're your friends! You hate us!"

Me: "No, I don't hate you. We can hang out another time, not tonight."

Annie (anxious): "I think we should go now."

Ana: "No, we're her friends. We're not going to leave. We're going to be quiet."

Me: "But..."

Ana: "Ssh girl, don't argue, it's going to be okay. We're waiting for you in the bathroom."

Cat: "Don't cry honey, you're not alone. I can comfort you. Look, I can make you feel better."

Me (sniffling): "Thanks, but... I really think you should go now."

Cat: "No, no, I'm not going anywhere."

Deb: "Yeah, we're your best friends and we're never going to leave."

Perry: "But now, when we're your friends... we have to make some rules. You won't have any other friends, okay? Just in case that you're going to find real friends and forget about us."

Me (shy): "I don't know if that's okay..."

Annie: "Don't be afraid, we're not going to leave you."

Ana, Deb, Cat, Perry: "Never ever."

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Wie gesagt, ich bin Fan der englischen Sprache.