"Do we actually have to be in mafia? Like, is it required?" Tsuna groaned into Hibari's shoulder.

The Cloud made a face of disgust and tried to push him away but a few whines and a tight grip around his arm made Hibari sigh in annoyance and give up for now.

"I don't think you necessarily have to be in the mafia. I mean, you can just say no." Shouichi pointed out without looking up from his manga.

Tsuna scoffed at that. "Yeah, try telling that to Reborn."

"I have an idea." Mukuro's voice echoed in their minds.

"No, we're not killing Reborn. I don't hate him enough yet to do it in this reality."

"So you're saying we are gonna fight him one day." Yamamoto said in amusement despite his eyes glinting with murderous excitement at the prospect.

"Psychopaths, all of you." Shouichi muttered.

"What about destroying Vongola? You won't have to be the Tenth if there's no more Vongola." Lambo chimed in. "I think I can rally the Bovinos to join me."

"And have Dino-nii's Family come after us? No, I don't hate them enough yet to face them off." Tsuna answered.

"We can use the pineapple head as a distraction while everyone else run."

"Kufufufu, I'll be in your nightmare, little cow."

"Having you as my brother is a living nightmare."

"Hearing this conversation is an ongoing nightmare." grunts Gokudera.

"Don't make me have onii-san mentally scream," Tsuna threatened, Ryohei grinning and mouth opening as if to do exactly just that both mentally and physically.

"And let yourself be knocked out by that as well?" Lambo challenged.

"Chrome won't let that happen to me, right Chrome?" Tsuna fluttered his eyelashes at his female Mist. Chrome just chuckled in return.

"Why not destroy the mafia then?" Gokudera voiced out. "You can't be a mafioso if there's no mafia to be in."

Hibari perked up at that.

Both Ryohei and Yamamoto sent pleading looks at their Sky.

Chrome's chuckles got even louder.

Shouichi continued reading his manga.

Tsuna sighed in resignation. "You all know this is going to start a war, right?"

"As if this is our first rodeo fighting in wars," Lambo dismissed easily.

"C'mon, Tsunayoshi." Mukuro purred silkily, "When else are we gonna get the chance to conquer the mafia?"

"Oh, I don't know, maybe in thousands other realities we're going to be in in the future?" Tsuna snarked. "Plus, didn't we do just that anyway whenever we take over Vongola?"

"True, but we've never done it my way."

Tsuna considered it for a few moments. "Alright," he sighed in the end, "Let's go conquer the mafia. And the world, I guess."

No one but Lambo cheered loudly at that but the excitement and happiness coursing through their bonds was enough to tell him about their thoughts.

Shouichi rolled his eyes but can't help smiling as the excitement thrummed in his chest from the bond. "Psychopaths," he said in a fond tone.

A few years later, Tsuna could only sigh from his throne that Mukuro and Gokudera had acquired for him as he watched his Guardians conquered yet another country from the tv Shouichi had set up to display each of the Guardians. "When I said, 'and the world,' I meant that as a joke." he stressed.

Shouichi who was munching on a mac and cheese beside him snorted softly. "You'd think you would learn not to carelessly say something like that to your psychopaths by now."

"They're your psychopaths too." the Sky said petulantly.

"And I'm not afraid to use them." Shouichi smiled happily.