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Anyway-

Uhm-

Basically it's like the eddsworld crew but more different and not just copies off the other

Tord: more a anime nerd now, doesn't really smoke, maybe too happy so it doesn't look convincing, he is never seen without a tab with hentai on it on his computer or laptop, any device, or a book that's inappropriate manga, he's still kinda kinky bastard you could say, also he sometimes follows Tom like a lost cat for no reason

Tom: A drunk ass hole. Not joking, he's always drunk, never seen without a flask or a alcohol bottle, if he is sober, for that matter, he's fuckin' brain dead or having a migraine, he doesn't always go to the bar because ya know those bar fights that start up for no reason, he isn't depressed or anything as well, he doesn't talk about why he likes alcohol ((also he knows politics))

Edd: The main person, of course, but he's still a stressed worried person because maybe he saw Tord try to break a leg, actually, when Tom told him to when he was sober, so Tord took it seriously, and other things he doesn't like talking about, he still has Ringo who he pats aggressively sometimes just to get out his frustration and stress, poor Ringo

Matt: He's not really a narcissist, so that's a change, but he seriously doesn't know how to handle simple things like politics, He doesn't know shit, but when it's about murder, he automatically knows. He's known more 'street smart' and is in love with all sorts of animals, and since his future boy- I mean his friend Mark is scared the shit out of animals, he tries to force him to get near one and touch it. He's like a nicer gangster tbf

Eduardo: tired bastard. Or coffee bastard. Whatever. You never see him with his eyes either red or having bags under them or having a mug full of coffee in his hand and chugging it, he doesn't like dealing with shit, so if he sees drama, he'll immediately walk away or try to go to sleep even when he can't sometimes, also he has to hear Edd vent sometimes about problems which he then has to give advice on, rip.

Mark: Zoophobia. That's one word. ((It means fear of all animals)) you can blame his parents for telling him all animals kill and showed him fucking videos, nice one parents ya dick heads, other then that, he is often silent but can't when he sees a snake being shoved in his face by Matt or a sloth on his ceiling or even a dog on top of him and licking at his face and he has to scream, and run, because he's scared as fuck. He also knows how to play piano.

Jon: He seems innocent but BRO YOU WRONG DON'T LET THE FACE FOOL YOU- He won't take shit, if you boss him around, he'll put you in a headlock, talk shit, backhand or choke slammed, and sexual, he beats the shit out of you, he doesn't take bossy people either, he might seem like he is easy to controlling, you be wrong. He doesn't like alcohol though so thAT'S GOOD??

Todd: Masochist. I'm sorry that's really all, that's why he teases Jon and bosses him around or be's sexual towards him just to get hit, I'm not even joking, it's sad tbh. He still has his glasses but normally he has new ones because Jon might smash them on accident. Or he just wants to wear a new pair. He used to boss Jon around because he's all tough and big guy when he's actually a softy. And that's what led him to actually wanting Jon to hit him.

And ships are cannon (some people might hate, hate the au for the ship, that's a shit reason but whatever-)

Cola losers (Eduardo X Edd)
Matt X Mark
ToddJon
TomTord

That's about all
For now at least