All Might was hungry for some reason so he looked for Deku to find him in the back alley selling packets of cheese.

"YOUNG MIDORIYA, MY BOY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SELLING PACKETS OF CHEESE ON SCHOOL GROUNDS?" All Might announced

"i need the money, all might. my mom lost her job so she gave me cheese packets to sell to the students." Deku said, in a rather depressing manner.

"YOUNG MIDORIYA LETS GO TO BOSTON MARKET, THEY'VE GOT THE GOOD SHIT, NONE OF THESE CHEESE PACKETS"

"Did I hear Boston Market?" Bakugo came out of the shadows. "Boston Market has the good kush," he continued "I advise that you stay far away. The kush is too good"

"FEAR NOT YOUNG BAKUGO, FOR I AM HERE!NO KUSH IS TOO GOOD FOR ME." All Might yelled loudly for no fucking reason

"bro chill out" Deku said

so then All Might and Deku went to Boston Market to retrieve the good kush. when they arrived All Might Detroit smashed the door into the restaurant.

"I AM HERE FOR THE GOOD KUSH- I MEAN THE FUCKING CHEESE" he yelled

but then something happened. the kush was way too good.

"You see, Young Midoriya, that this place has got the good shit. I think.. it's a little too good my boy." All Might began to have a mental breakdown in the middle of a Boston Market. "I can't let the kush get to me." he struggled with his words

"bro actually chill out it's just cheese" Deku said

"Young Midoriya... I can't take the kush no more" All Might wheezed. "This is my death."

All Might fucking died at a Boston Market because the kush was too good

why did i write this you may ask? no reason.

totally no reason at all

sorry you had to witness this