So I waited a whole year for this baby! A WHOLE YEAH!

AND HE ARRIVED!!

In more pieces than he should have...

So...

Can I curl up in a hole and die?

I was so excited about him, like you guys probably think I'm over exaggerating but I really want to die.

Seriously. This year has just been shit and this statue was gonna be a turning point.

But no.

Its no use...