A/n: ah yes what everyone wants MORE FILLER! Hopefully it's a bit funny as I try and get a good laugh from my readers.

Y/n hurt. His muscles ached and his head was throbbing, it was a miracle he was walking given Yang's reputation. The rest of the boys were in similar condition minus the headache as they weren't hit by the semi truck known as Yang's punches. The four were heading back to the school cafeteria, before going over team strategy, and after a shower and changing their clothes. But do to their exhaustion the four boys didn't see it coming, they had no time to react as in an instant and with a sharp smack Ren, Carlson, Jaune, and Y/n yelped in surprise.

They were the latest victims of Beacons Butt Bandit, the Surprise smacker, and connoisseur of booty. The leader of the second year team CFVY, Coco Adel.

Y/n: AAAHHH WHAT THE HELL!!?

Jaune: OWW MY TOOSH!!

Carlson: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

Ren: BAAAHH!!

That was some of the most emotion anyone had heard from the green and pink ninja. But the others were too busy with trying to figure out what happened to realize.

Coco: hmm a bit small but I guess it works for your style of fighting to be more lean.

The fashionista stated, critiquing Rens buns. Ren only stared in confusion at the second year. Coco was unfazed and continued.

Coco: still not to big but quite perky and firm, can tell you're related to the Schnee.

Carlson: I beg your pardon!

Carlson's face was beat red as he blushed like a madman.

Coco: My pardon is given.

She quickly brushed off the white haired man's outburst as if it was just another occurrence.

Coco: You blonde are developing quite nicely. Your trainings starting to show.

Jaune blushed deeply as he was one of the first years that fell victim to her random assaults.

Jaune: thanks I guess...

Coco: You got quite the strong set of legs on you, what are you Brazilian?

She turned her attention to Y/n as she lowered her sunglasses.

Y/n: Brazilian and Peruvian.... WAIT DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!! WHATS WITH THE HARASSMENT!!!

Coco: ah oh so...

Before Coco could say anything else there was a shout from the end of the hallway. A familiar rabbit faunus shouted out down the hallway with two other people. One a dark skinned man with rust colored hair and the other a giant of a man even taller than Y/n, who stood around 6'5, and he had broad shoulders making him seem like a walking and breathing wall. Leaving her presumed teammates behind to catch up, the bunny faunus darted down the hall at unnatural speed, even for her heritage.

Velvet: COCO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? We're still in hot water from the last time you did this!

Coco: what do you mean, it's fine.

Velvet: we're on a first name basis with the Student Resources staff!

Coco: we're pretty popular.

Coco acted as if it was nothing special.

Velvet: you assaulted the whole freshman class!

Coco: I was simply scouting talent.

The response was cool and casual. Velvet was freaking out over the little care her teammate had.

Velvet: talent isn't stored in the rear!

While this happened Ren being the ninja he was slipped away. As everyone knew if Nora went to long without the sloth like man things got chaotic. Carlson had a hard stare at Coco, a trying to figure out why she seemed familiar and for the fact she smacked his butt. Jaune was rubbing his butt as Coco was viciously strong and unforgiving when she was "talent scouting" but the proof of his growth was the white knight was barely standing instead of through a wall so, progress. Y/n though was still really confused.

Y/n: oi! Why did you slap my ass!?

Coco and Velvet looked at him from their interrupted argument.

Coco: oh yeah you...

Y/n: you forgot I was here!?

Coco: no... Anyway I wanted to say thanks for helping out bun bun here. We haven't done it sooner because we haven't seen you around. Gotta say bun has skipped out on a few details. Oum you are tall.

Y/n was confused. As he saw the woman that came to just below his chin.

Y/n: thanks for what? And if you say thanks by smacking butts remind me to never help you again.

Coco let out a small laugh.

Coco: a sense of humor. Nice makes you a bit higher on the attractive scale. anyway I have come to thank you, so you drink coffee?

Y/n: nah I prefer hot Coco.

Coco: ah a man after my heart huh? I would say I am quite the hot Coco, but you gotta wait a bit to get to that base.

Y/n looked confused until realization hit him like Yang.

Y/n: no wait I didn't mean-

Coco shushed him.

Coco: it's alright, now hush Mama's talking. And you blonde you like coffee.

Jaune jumped as he wasn't one that people paid alot of attention too.

Jaune: uhhh sure.

Coco nodded as she turned to the rust looking haired man who was walking up.

Coco: fox make the arraignments, we'll be having company at lunch today. Your teams are coming correct?

Jaune: uh sure- I mean yes we will be.

Y/n: gotta run it by my leader, but I'm sure if there's good food she'll be ok.

Carlson: what? Not asking for my opinion? I'm her partner-

Y/n: and I'm sub- leader

Carlson: that's not a position.

Y/n: it is now.

Coco: nice taking initiative.

She clicked her tongue and made a finger gun at Y/n.

Coco: but yes fox can you handle arrangements at our table?

Fox nodded before quietly slipping away. Coco gave him a light tap on his butt as he walked away.

Y/n: what's with you and your thing with butts?

Coco looked at him through the top of her sun glasses.

Coco: why not?

A/n: it was short I hope it brought at least a few smiles. I'll start Vol 2 next. Hope you all enjoyed. If you have questions, comment them and I'll see if I can awnser. Have an awesome summer and here's a meme.