Kirino: Okay I'm bored *took a headphone*

And time passed by

Kariya: KIRINO, CACTH ME!

Kirino: *didnt heard*

Kariya: *broke the window powerfully with his body-fell down onto the street*

Hikaru: *crashed Kariya with his-driving-exam car* WTF?!

Tenma: KIRINO-SENPAI, HELP ME! *accidentally burned the lunch*

Kirino: *didnt heard*

Tenma: FUCK *turned into a toast*

Shindou: *called him* KIRINO! I'M IN A BIG PROBLEM! HELP ME!

Kirino: *didnt heard + didnt took the phone*

Shindou: ARGHHHH!!!! *L'oreal got into his eyes-sincerely hitted the shower and dead nakedly*

Sata: KIRINO! CAN U GIMME A HAND?!

Kirino: *didnt heard*

Sata: SHIT *hanged in abnormal position at the 18th floor*

Taiyou: I'M COMING! *slipped and pulled Sata's hand with him*

Both: -created a mass genocide at the street-

Kirino: *didnt heard*

Fei: Kirino! Gimme that!

Kirino: *didnt heard*

Fei: UH NO *Inazuma Caravan exploded and sent him flied to outer space*

Kirino: *still didnt heard of anything*

-death occured everywhere-

-hell awakened-

-a landslide happened-

-Aphrodi became a god-

-dirts decorated the floor-

-the house set on fire-

-Tenma's ashes splitted up-

-Hakuryuu found a corpse-

-Hikaru failed his driving exam-

-Shuu pregnant-

Kirino: *took his headphones off* Nice song... WHAT IN THE HELL?!

Me: Sorry for the long waiting! I know I dun update anything lately 😂 Why? Cuz I dunno what should I write here!

Random folks: Writers block?

Me: No! I just busy arranging the funny stories inside my brain! And enjoying more books here~ *giggles*

Random folks: Dares are waiting for you *torturing tune*

Me: LETS SET UR FACE ON DA FIRE

OCs: Please votes and comments!

Me: Happy 8k reads. Lets celebrate with Sata's dares box. No regrets! Torture him!

*jumped from da window*