At a dark small ROOM

???: *cough* *cough*

Tenma: *gulps* Why I'm here?

???: Are you Matsukaze Tenma?

Tenma: *nods nervously* May I ask... Who are you?

???: I'm the most absolute person in here. You cant fight me, all you have to do I obey my law...

Tenma: ... Eto... I dont understand...

???: With 1 GB brain, you cant understand my minds, Baka.

Tenma: WTF?! ARE YOU REALLY ABSOLUTE?! WHY AN ABSOLUTE TALKED LIKE THAT?! THEY'RE USUALLY DONT USE 'BAKA' OR SOMETHING SOUNDS STUPID, RIGHT?!!

???: *drink a moccacino*

Tenma: YOU ALSO DRINK A NORMAL THING!!! I'LL BET AN ABSOLUTE DONT DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!

???: *throw the moccacino onto Tenma's clothes* Obey meh...

Tenma: YOU USED MEH?! 'MEH'?!!!

???: Whatever. I just wanna tell ya that your contract already ended up till today

Tenma: E-EEEEH?!!! *le gasp*

???: Yes, I dont joking

Tenma: THEN, WHO IS DA HOST?!! WHOOOOO?!!!! *shake the person*

???: The eternal hosts-

Tenma: WATERLILY AND SUNFLOWER?!!

???: -NO. JUST HAKURYUU

Tenma: Eh? Only him?

???: And meh~

Tenma: WHO ARE YOU?!! I DONT WANNA REPLACE!!!!

???: I'll show your pics then...

Tenma: 〣( ºΔº )〣 HEEEE?!!!

???: *smirks*

Tenma: GAAH!!! STOP IT!!! WHO ARE YOU EXATCLY?!!!

???: *open its identity*

Tenma: *horrifying expression* ( TДT) I give up....

At the STUDIO:

Kirino: *playing his tab* I heard there is a new guy over here~

Kariya: *hearing Pretty Cure's OST*

Kirino: Kariya...

Kariya: 😍😍😍

Kirino: *smack him* Where is Tenma?

Hakuryuu: *shrugs* Maybe having some sex again?

Taiyou: Bro, I'm still here

Hakuryuu: Owh, then he must be lost or something. By the way, f*ck you

Taiyou: F*ck you too!

The door is OPENING...

???: Yo

All: WHAT THE IN THE HELL?!!!

Tenma: *die*

Taiyou: *glares* You....

???: *grin* We're meet again, guys. So, I'm your new host right now~

Hakuryuu: F*ck you!

???: F*ck u too, Waterlily. Intro please? My name is Tsurugi Kyousuke~

Tsurugi: Votes and comments. I'm absolute~