Shitty Civil War

An omnious Day at the Studio~
By the way, its summer...
And the Air Conditioners are broke...
With only one fan around...

Tenma: *turned on the fan* Whoa... Kimochi ii nee.... *put a gorgeous face*

Kariya: *entered the room* Holy shit, tiday is very hot. I dunno that I'm so hit till the earth admit it..

Tenma: (๑'ڡ'๑)♡

Kariya: Hoi, Tenma! What is dat? *pointed to the fan*

Tenma: *gasped* *hide the fan behind his back* What?! A cricket?!

Kariya: A FAN!!! ARE YOU DEAF?! ARE YOU EVEN HEARING MY WORDS?!! WHAT IS DAT THING!!! YOU'RE CHEAAAAT!!! *jumped onto Tenma* HELL AWAKENS!!! THERE IS A FAAAAAN!!!

Tenma: DAT IS MINE!!! *protected it* I wont let you have it... *glares*

Kariya: *smirks* We'll see~

Tenma: *did a random kungfu things* WAACHAAAOOOO!!!

Kariya: *dodged and put an evil smirks* TAKE THIS!!!






















































..... Nyan~~~~~
*sounds echoed through the studio*

At the frontyard:

Kirino: *came home from a supermarket* Its so fucking hot today... *ate a popsicle*

Taiyou: *beside him* Yep, I feel hot after walked in a hot roads and saw a hot women with hottie skirts and hot jalapenos outside~~ *ate the another popsicles*

Kirino: ... Chilis arent hot.... *glares*

Taiyou: *broke his popsicle into two* Wanna prove it?

Kirino: How about a fight? *desth glares*

Taiyou: *evil smirks* My my~~

Both: TAKE THIS!!! *prepared their ice cream cones just like a couple of swords* DIEEEEEE!!!!

NYAN~~~

Both: *suddenly fainted* ...

At the another part of da studio:

Hakuryuu: I'm tired....

Tsurugi: Have you done the dirty clothes? *read a newspaper*

Hakuryuu: *nods* Do I have to cook fkr the lunch time?

Tsurugi: Then, I wanna chicken for lunch!

Hakuryuu: Nope, you cant. I want fishes

Tsurugi: CHICKEN
*rolled his newspaper*

Hakuryuu: FISHES
*prepared his frying pan*

Both: CIVIL WAR

NYAN~~~

Both: WTF IS DAT?!!!

Back to the studio:

Tenma: ...

Kariya: Nyan~~~ Tenma finally wanna share his fan with me~~~ Along with his futon too and he promised to take a nap with me~~~~

Tenma: ....



Kariya: Dont resist me, Tenma~~~ Nyan~~

Tenma: Go fucking out of here....

Kariya: *kawaii remastered mode on*



Tenma: EEEEH?!! O-OKAY!! I'LL FINE!!!

Kariya: *smirks*



While:

Kirino: *die*

Taiyou: *die*

Hakuryuu: My ears must be played me... *gone to the bathroom*

Tsurugi: *bangs head onto the wall* FIVE GREEN BOTTLES HANGING ON THE WALL~~~

Me: ... Votes and comments.... Haha... *laughed nervously*

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