In the house:

Me: I ships them!!

Imouto: I SHIPS THEM, YOU JERKS!!!

Me: No, they're the one and only ships in this WORLD!!

Imouto: HELL NO, MINE IS BETTER AND LIMITED EDITION!!!

Me: REALLY, YOU DAMNED GIRL?! *took out bazooka*

Imouto: RIGHT, WAR DECLARATION!! *fire up a cannon*

But the truth is:
Bazooka is a banana
Cannon is a rolled newspaper
War is a national scandal of sisterhood in my family

Kaachan: *smacked both with frying pan* URUSAI!!!

Both: GOMENASAI, KAACHAN!!!

Kaachan: NO DINNER TONIGHT!!! *slammed the door*

Both: THAT'S BECAUSE OF YOU! *pointed each others* DIEEEE!!!

Otosan: *death glared*

Me: A bugs! *acted and slapped the air*

Imouto: Fuckin tablefoot! *rubbed foot*

Otosan: *walked away*

Both: BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

Real-life truth is totally hurts...
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