Kirino:

Kariya:

Hakuryuu:

Taiyou:

Tenma:

Tsurugi:

Me:

Five minutes later...

Kirino: E-eto.... Why do we have to sitting at this bus stop?

Kariya: *silence*

Hakuryuu: The road is really empty... Just like we're at the atlantis....

Taiyou: There is a DVD rental called Atlantis over there! *sparkling eyes*

Tenma: ... *snores*

Tsurugi: How can he sleep?!

Me:

Another few minutes...

Kirino:

Kariya:

Hakuryuu:

Taiyou:

Tenma:

Tsurugi:

Me:

Later....

Kirino: MOSQUITO!!!

Kariya: AHHH!!! WHERE?!!!

Hakuryuu:

Taiyou:

Tenma:

Tsurugi:

Me:

Hell later....

Kirino: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING OVER HERE?!!!

Kariya: SAY SOMETHING, WILL YA?!!

Hakuryuu:

Taiyou:

Tenma: WHERE AM I?!!

Tsurugi:

Me:

Um... Later...

Tsurugi: Guys, I'm fired *epic dramatic scene* ✨✨✨✨✨

Kirino: YOU DID?! *anime fell*

Kariya: HOLY CRAP!!! DID YOU?!! *happy face*

Tenma: WAAKSSS?!!!

Hakuryuu:

Taiyou:

Me:

Few seconds after...

Tsurugi: And we're waiting for the new buddy...

Tenma: WHO?!

Kirino: Maybe they knew sumthing about that *pointed Hakuryuu and Taiyou*

Hakuryuu: 😒

Taiyou: 😊

Me:

Later...

Taiyou: Kay... HE'S ONE OF MY MATE. WE'RE OFTEN GO OUT TOGETHER AS SINGLE PEOPLE BUT WE'RE ALMOST FORGOT THAT WE'RE ALREADY HAVE SOME CRUSHES. OUR SKIN ARE DIFFERENT BUT I LUV HIS SMILE VERY MUCH. MAYBE HE'S THE BEST BUDDY I'VE EVER MET EXCEPT FOR GOUENJI-SAN, AND I ALWAYS WONDERING WHY HIS HAIR COULD BE LIKE THAT-

Hakuryuu: He's sucks at transportations...

Kariya: E-eh?! What do you meant?

Me: HE'COMING!!!!

Tenma: Wait, that new host is a BOY?!!

AND A BUS STOPPED

Kirino: *clears throat* WELCOME ABOARD AT OUR MAJESTIC-

Kariya: -SUSPICIOUS-

Tenma: -MOST WONDERFUL-

Tsurugi: -SUICIDAL-

Hakuryuu: -Mature show?

All: *glares at him* NOOOO!!!

???: TAIYOU!!!! *suddenly hugged him at 20 mach speed*

Taiyou: *cracked bones* WTF?!!!

???: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND~

Taiyou: CAN U JUST SHUT UP?!!!

???: Sorry! Just get too fired up cuz it's the first time I becone a host! What is my job here anyway? Rape somebody? Or do any sexual stuffs with the readers?

Tenma: YOU CAN WATCH MLP WITH US!

Kirino: Or kill somebody here!

Kariya: PRANKSTER LIFU

Hakuryuu: *evil smirks* Just post your pic here and rape somebody~

Tsurugi: Or prepare our dinner as a newbie...

???: KAY!!! HI, SEXY VIRTUAL READERS! I LUV YOU AS BIG AS YOUR BOOBS!!! My name is-

Me: C'MON!!!

???: -SATA TOSAMARU, DESU!!!

All: WHAT IN THE WORLD?!!! *anime fells*

Sata: *giggles* Luv you as you gone into your bed, readers! Nice to meet ya! I'll work hard over here to reach my dream!

Tsurugi: Wait, wut?

Sata: Being Arakumo Gakuen's captain! *sparkling eyes* ✨✨✨✨

Taiyou: ......... 😤😤😤😤 I'M STILL ALIVE!!!

Sata: I luv girls! But dun worry, boys. I'll luv you also as friends, maybe Best friends? Dun care! And here I come! *wink*

Me: I sincerely luv this guy~ He's cute and has shota affinities in his face~

Taiyou: HOW ABOUT MEH?!!

Me: You're.... What should I say?

Me: No pic anymore! I luv shotas!!!

Hakuryuu: And I'll kill another mosquito
.. *double handgun appeared*

Me: *nosebleeds*

Kirino: And I'll be the best illegal host ever...

Taiyou: WHO IN THE HELL?!!!

Sata: ^ω^

Taiyou: MY POSE ISNT GOOD THERE!!!

Me: I ships them with TaiTen as big as the sea.... Totally worth it....

Sata: Hey, I looks like wanna rip your clothes over there! *childish tune* ≧∇≦

Taiyou: ... I looks horrible....

Sata: EEEH?!! WHO PUT THIS?!! *blushed* ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Taiyou: *evil smirks*

Kirino: WHY HE LOOKS MORE FIT IN PINKS THAN ME?!!!

Kariya: Cuz you're a ****

Kirino: *glares* Gimme bazooka...

Me: So, votes and comments below! Sata is officially become the main host at my account! Yay! Bye, bye. Knifu!

Tsurugi: We're need to make a nivkname for him...

Sata: What?

Tenma: WATERLILY, SUNFLOWER, YUNO, KITTYCAT, KNIFU AND MLP!

Sata: Then, I'll be....

Me: VOTES AND COMMENTS!!! YOU CAN CHOOSE HIS NICKNAME AT THE COMMENT!!! SANKYU!!!

Sata: Yoroshiku ne! Luv ya boobs bearer