9K - Shindou The Ballerina

Its 25 DECEMBER and somehow everyone still enjoying their super-damaged lives.

Everything is working for their precious day, preparing presents and foods. Just like these two...
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Tsurugi: -hide a tons of roses in a garbage bin- I'm sure that nobody'll find this -smirks-

Tenma: Um... excuse me???

Tsurugi: I'M NOT HIDING A BIG LOADS OF STUPID GODDAMNED FLOWERS IN THIS OLD-CRANKY SUPER AWFUL GARBAGE BIN, U LOSEEEER!!!!

The streets are full of lights and folks. Who are expressing chrismast in their own ways.

Endou: -shooting the santas with laser beams who he stole from a secret lab- WHOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MERRRRRRRRY CHRISTFUCK, UUUU SANTA!!!!!

And dont forget about the couples~

Hakuryuu: I'm sorry that I'm late! Someone had just make a crazy noises at the streets! But, I've buy ur fav goods!

Shuu: -bitch slaps him on da face- NO WAY, U MOTHERFUCKAAAA!!! U DUN BUY ME A DRINK!!! NO DRINKS MEAN NO BEER, NO BEER MEAN NO LOVE!!!!

Hakuryuu: -dead till new year-

Even the one that want to confess in this special day...

Taiyou: TENMA, I'M-

Tsurugi: -death glares while hiding his ten thousands flowers-

Taiyou: -IN LOVE WITH-

Tsurugi: -death glaressssssssssssssss-

Taiyou: -SHOKATSU KOUMEI'S UNDERWARRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!

And Taiyou was dead until valentine. But, somehow a tragedy is occured at the central churtch.

Kidou: In the honor of our beloved god-

Shindou: -backing chorus who dressed in ballerina gown-

Kirino: -raining the altar and Kidou with tons of spikes- BLESSED!!!

Kidou: -in this very special day...

Kariya: -playing the grand piano with a hammer- LETS END THIS LIFUUU!!!

Kidou: -we're...

Sata: -farts-

The folks:

Kirino:

Kariya:

Shindou: FUCK -slipped and do an epic fall across the windows-

Kidou: YOU.ARE.DEAD.SON.OF.A.BITCH... -unleashing his katana- Prepare for a purification!!!!

Sata: WHHHHHHHAAAAT?!!!!

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Happy belated christmast, everyone! BTW, happy new year and valentine too! Sorry that I'm not updating recently! I'M SO SORRY! I hope u enjoy this trash anyway~

+Mad Author-chan
((My birthday is coming))

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