(UsoSan)

Usopp poked his head through the window of the kitchen. He saw Sanji cooking in the kitchen. He sure grew too. But he'd never grow into those legs he had. They went on for forever and a day. Usopp bit his lip when Sanji bent down to pull something out of the oven.

A hand slammed onto the door having Usopp snap to Nami. She grinned as the long nosed man backed away from the door.

"Eh! Nami! I didn't-"

"Usopp. I know."

"You- Uh. Haha! What?! Nah. I was just-"

"You love him, don't you?"

Usopp pursed his lips, "I-"

"I've seen the way you look at him. Before and after we separated. You can tell me."

"M-maybe I do. A little bit."

She smiled, "lemme help you hook up with him."

"Wh-WHAT?!"

She headed inside the kitchen. Usopp looked into the window. Nami leaned against the counter. He watched Sanji and Nami talk. He turned to Usopp who stepped away from the window and hid.

Sanji stepped out of the kitchen. Nami followed after him and patted his shoulder.

"Thank you Nami-swan."

Sanji headed down to the bathroom and headed inside.

Usopp poked his head out of a barrel. Nami flicked off the lid having Usopp squeak.

"He's in the bathroom. Waiting for you."

He swallowed before heading to the bathroom. Nami grinned shutting the door before barricading the door with a barrel. Robin perked up from her book to Nami.

"You didn't tell him did you?" Robin asked.

"Its more fun this way."

Usopp stood before the bathroom door. He took a breath and opened the door. His face flushed as he was faced with. Naked Sanji.

"Usopp. Do you need something?" Sanji asked.

"I-I-I-"

Sanji smirked, "Oh. Did you want to take bath together?"

"WH-I-"

Sanji approached him tilting up his chin. He kissed him softly before kissing him roughly. Usopp hesitated before returning it. Sanji pulled back.

"I love you." Usopp blurted.

Sanji blinked, "Wh-what?"

"I've always loved you. I. I came here to tell you. I- I thought Nami told you."

"Oh. She told me you wanted to fuck in the shower."

"I DIDNT-"

"I'm kidding."

Usopp's face was dark while avoiding eye contact. Sanji chuckled tilting up his chin and kissed him softly. He pulled back a hair.

"I love you too." Sanji purred.

Usopp looked up to his eyes. Seeing a lustful blue. He was slightly worried about that look.

"Lets save on water and shower together hm?"

Usopp pursed his lips, "Are you kidding?"

"Strip off your clothes and find out."