An early morning on the marine base. The birds were chirping, the sun was shinning bright in the sky. Pretty much everyone was awake in the marine base. All. But one lazy tired admiral.

"He's not waking up."

The commander saluted Akainu. The admiral puffed on his cigars before resting on his palm. Hoping he didn't have to get out of his comfortable spot in his chair. Just to wake up the sleeping admiral. This happened everyday. Aokiji overslept and it started to become a problem.

"Did you try kicking him?" Akainu asked.

"Yes. Multiple times. I tried calling him, banging pots and pans. And everything I could think of. Then I tried again."

Akainu grumbled, "Fine I will go and wake the sleeping giant."

The commander nodded and left. Akainu grumbled getting up. He sighed leaving his office and heading down the hall. Where he pushed open a bedroom door and headed inside. He shut the door behind him locking it behind him before pulling open the curtains. Then turned to the sleeping admiral.

"Lazy shit." He muttered.

Then approached the sleeping man. Pulling off his covers and straddling his hips. He cupped his face between his hands before leaning over him.

"Kuzan. I don't want to do this if I don't have to." He said.

But he still snored away softly.

"Fine have it your way."

Akainu sighed leaning closer, just inches away from his lips.

"YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE! MY ONLY SUNSHINE. YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY!" He cried.

He sighed as Aokiji stirred slightly. But he still wouldn't wake up just yet. Akainu groaned sitting back.

"How many times am I going to have to do this?" He grunted.

So he tried again. Cupping Aokiji's cheeks between the palms of his hands and leaned close.

"YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE! MY ONLY SUNSHINE. YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY!" He sang again.

Aokiji continued to sleep. Soft snores purred from his lips as Akainu pursed his lips. Usually this works. Is he forgetting something? Is he saying the song wrong? He glanced around finding maybe something else could help.

Kuzan lifted his mask looking up to Akainu looking off to his dresser and the end of his bed. He smirked slightly before lowering his mask and pretended to fall asleep. Akainu looked back to him and growled.

"If you don't wake up this next time I will kill you."

So he tried again.

"YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE! MY ONLY SUNSHINE. YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY!"

Kuzan kissed him softly before pulling back. He lifted his mask glancing up to Sakazuki. He smirked slightly and patted his cheek.

"I can't wake up without a morning kiss."

(Wheezing on the floor) God I'm so fuckin funny.