A/N: Guys, these are the true mothers of one piece. If you disagree. Then. You disagree. I had fun writing these. I'll definitely do a few again.

BennxShanks
"But I'm the captain!" Shanks barked.

"And as your vice captain it's my job to make sure you don't do anything stupid." Benn barked.

Shanks pouted, "But I want one."

"No you don't."

They stood outside a tavern. Filled with liquor across the four seas. Shanks wants to go inside and have a taste. But Benn is convincing him he shouldn't go inside. Since they wouldn't know the affects on his body yet.

"Just one drink. You can sit next to me the ENTIRE time. Then we can leave."

Benn held up one finger in front of his face, "One drink. Only one. Then we are leaving."

Shanks grinned taking Benn's hand. As they headed inside. Shanks pulled Benn to the bar. Benn furrowed as Shanks grew a large grin.

"A little bit of everything drink." Shanks said.

"You knew." Benn growled.

"You said one drink. And that IS one drink." Shanks said proudly.

"Your a red haired rat."

"But you still love me."

So that tall drink was set before Shanks. Then tossed it back like it was nothing. He turned to Benn and grinned.

"That was pretty-"

He slumped to the counter.

"Oh brother." Benn grumbled.

He placed the money for the drink on the counter. He pulled Shanks onto his back before helping him back. Benn sighed taking Shanks back to the ship. Lucky Roo and Yasopp were helping the others help set sail. While Benn set Shanks into his room. Removing his sandals and his sword. As Benn was getting up to leave. There was a tug on his sash. He turned to Shanks with a grin on his lips.

"Come fuck me." He grinned.

"Shanks-"

His smile faded to a smirk with a dark look in his eyes.

"Captain's orders."

Kidd/Killer, (I didn't know Killer was shorter then Kidd)
"I can do whatever the hell I want!" Kidd barked.

Killer crossed his arms, "This is a waste of your power."

Kidd kept his hand down Killer's pants. Fondling him slowly. Kidd purred resting his head on Killer's helmet. Wire and Heat watched as Killer took Kidd's torment.
Killer pulled his arms up behind Kidd's head and flipped him over and onto the deck. He grunted as Killer leaned over him putting his hands on his hips.

"Do that again and I'll leave." Killer said.

"Awe come on babe. I was only playing."

"Marines!"

They perked up to the battle starting. Marines flooded onto the ship. The grew grinned before attacking.

"Ow!" Kidd barked.

Killer pursed his lips as Kidd held hid hand far enough away out of his reach.

"That hurt you ass!" Kidd barked.

Killer held a cotton pad with some disinfectant on it.

"I have to clean it so it doesn't get infected." Killer said.

"Let it get infected. I don't need it."

"Kidd." Killer barked.

The held out his hand. Kidd grumbled putting his hand back into Killers. He dabbed the cotton pad onto his hand. A marine had bit him. And it was hard. Having blood ooze from the wound and clot the wound. Killer began to wrap it in a white bandage before kissing it softly. Kidd rubbed the bandage softly before Killer moved onto his forehead. Kidd winced and hissed to the feeling.

"You can touch my butt if necessary." Killer said.

Kidd was quick to grope his butt and grinned.

"I feel better already." Kidd smirked.

Killer wrapped his forehead before kissing it softly. Then cupped Kidd's cheeks and kissed him. Kidd was more then happier to kiss back. Killer pulled back as Kidd smirked.

"No one is around this time."

"Lets switch roles tonight Kidd. I'm the captain now."

"Aye aye, captain."

Marco/Whitebeard
"Pops I don't think you should be drinking that." Ace said.

Whitebeard set down his tankard, "Relax Ace, I can have a little now and again."

"I donno, Marco did say you weren't supposed to have any at all."

"Well Marco isn't here now. Is he?"

Ace glanced above him before back to Whitebeard.

"Yeah, yeah. Marco isn't here at all." Ace chuckled, "It's not like he's sitting above your chair in his Phoenix form. AND wasn't listening the entire time."

They both chuckled as Ace began to slowly back away. Whitebeard took another drink as Marco fluttered down before his chair. Whitebeard finished the drink as Marco crossed his arms.

"Ehem." Marco grunted.

Whitebeard was quick to toss away his tankard and grinned to Marco.

"Marco! What are you doing here? I thought you went to check on the other division?" Whitebeard said.

"Oh. I did. I came home early just to check up on you making sure you herd what I asked you to do. Not to drink while I was away."

"It was one drink Marco. It couldn't kill me."

Marco hopped up onto his chair, "But it could! Leaving your sons without a father and a captain to lead them. Pops. I love you but this is a serious problem. I worry about your health all the time. And keep watch of our sons-."

Whitebeard smirked, "What was that?"

"I mean my brothers."

He cocked a brow, "What did you say? OUR sons?"

"You know what I meant!"

Whitebeard scooped him up, "I do, do I?"

"Yes! I'm still not done being mad at you."

"What do I have to do to make it up to you mama bird?"

"If Papa bird stopped drinking."

Whitebeard chuckled kissing him softly, "We both know I can't promise that."

"Then one tankard a day. That's it."

"Alright I promise."

Rayleigh/Roger when they first sailed out together.
"This is the life huh Rayleigh?"

He turned to Roger sucking down a bottle of sake. Then handed it to him.

"I'd rather not. God knows what could happen if we both got drunk."

"All kinds of things Rayleigh. Magic, or make some drunkard memories."

"That we will regret in the morning."

"Just drink some. It'll be fun!"

Rayleigh took the bottle and took a swig. Before Roger kept the bottle to his lips having him drink down half the bottle. Rayleigh pulled away gasping and coughing up some of the sake. Roger chuckled drinking down most of the bottle. Once Rayleigh caught his breath he snapped to Roger taking the bottle and tossed it over the ship.

"Hey! What the hell Rayleigh!"

He pulled him into a rough and sloppy kiss before they slumped to the bottom of the ship.

Rayleigh snapped his eyes open. He sat up seeing they were in a bed and a bedroom. Rayleigh pushed Roger out of the bed and onto the floor.

"No Rayleigh I didn't do it!" He cried sitting up.

He blinked before turning to Rayleigh cocking a brow.

"Roger. Where the hell are we?" He asked.

"Beats me I woke up on the floor."

Rayleigh pursed his lips before grabbing his glasses. He pushed them on before getting a better look at the room.

"Captain! Roger! Rayleigh! Shanks won't give me back a treasure map I found!"

Rayleigh slowly turned to Roger who sat slightly confused.

"Drink some, you said." Rayleigh said.

Roger turned to him and grinned.

"It will be fun you said!"

I'm so writing more Roger/Rayleigh. Also i found a crack ship for Sunday. I didn't think it existed! But guess who found it.

Hint: Its called Feathers and Gold.