A/N: No one requested this. You'll see. But I've been in a perverted mood lately. I have one more I hope to another post tomorrow.

Sanji crept out of the kitchen with a piece of paper folded in his hand. He poked his head out seeing everyone was busy besides the man he needed to see. Sanji snuck over to the door and went downstairs. He sighed in relief going down below deck. Where he came to a door at the end of the hall. He pushed it open to Franky's workshop. Where the electric blue haired man was building away at some machine. He perked up to Sanji and gave a small smile. He set down his tools and wiped off his hands. Sanji rubbed his arm as the cyborg man approached him.

"What can I do for you?" He asked.

"I. I have a request. But you have to promise not to tell anyone about this. Understand?" Sanji said.

Franky cocked a brow, "Sure."

Sanji handed him the slip of paper, Franky took it and opened it. He blinked in surprise before looking to Sanji.

"Jerking off, doesn't seem to work anymore." Sanji shrugged.

"Ah, well. Sure I can do that for you."

"Remember, between you and me."

Franky chuckled, "Of course little brother."

Sanji hummed leaving him to work on his. Request. He headed back up on deck to serve the girls some drinks and knock the guys into the mass of the ship. As about the afternoon fell around. Franky emerged from the underbelly of the ship. Then headed up to the kitchen. Unaware of the wandering eye.

Zoro rolled a toothpick in his mouth to the other side of his lips. His eye on the kitchen door as Franky walked out of the kitchen to Sanji waving to him. He also had a bottle of cola. Zoro squinted to that. As soon as Franky went over to hang out with the rest of the crew. Zoro got up to go investigate. He walked up the stairs and pushed open the kitchen door. Sanji yelped shutting a door under the sink. Zoro furrowed to his reaction.

"I'm not giving you any sake!" Sanji said.

"That's not what I'm here for." Zoro said.

Then he approached Sanji pinning him to the sink. Sanji and Zoro had an unbreakable glare before Sanji pushed him away.

"Then why are you here?" Sanji asked.

"Why was Franky here?" Zoro hissed.

"Why do you care? It's not like we're together or anything. Remember? Things ended two years ago before we all got separated."

Zoro pushed away before leaving the kitchen. Sanji watched him leave before going back to the sink. He started to wash the dishes before he sighed.

"And I regretted it ever since." Sanji muttered.

Once night fell and everyone was asleep. Sanji checked outside seeing Zoro sitting on the sunny's head probably asleep. He rolled his eyes shutting the door and turned off the lights. Sanji locked the door before heading over to the sink. He pulled out the fabric bag and opened it. Letting the long object slide out. Along with some black fabric and a small bottle. He sighed.

"I can't believe i'm doing this." He muttered.

He rested against the cabinet and pulled down his pants and boxers. Where he tied the bandana over his eyes taking in the husky and metal smell. He pulled out the bottle and slicked his fingers with the slick substance. Then pressed into his entrance. He gave a shanken breath thrusting and stretch himself out, he rested his head back against the counter. Thrusting softly while he let soft moans escape his lips. Imagining that a certain green haired brute was touching him.

"More." He moaned softly.

His hand reached for the makeshift dildo and pressed it into his entrance. Sanji moaned rolling his head back. A pleasure smile on his face.

"It's almost the same." He panted.

He thrusted in giving out pleasant moans. He clutched the counter top thrusting harder and quicker. Just like he used to.

"Zoro. More." Sanji pleaded.

He could practically hear his chuckle in his ear. As Sanji's wrist flicked faster pumping the dildo quicker. Until he grunted his release onto his stomach. He panted softly lying there a moment before pulling the blindfold off. Then cleaned himself up and put away his request.

Sanji approached Usopp with his request. The man was tinkering with some project and pulled back a goggle to the blonde cook.

"Oh Sanji. What can I do for you?" Usopp asked.

"I need you to add an attachment to something." Sanji stated.

Usopp cocked a brow as Sanji showed him what he needed. Usopp nodded and took his request.

"I will have it for you after lunch." Usopp said.

"Thank you, and remember, it's between you and me."

He nodded as Sanji ran a finger under his chin. The long nosed man swallowed thickly before Sanji left to start lunch. Zoro watched the cook go up to the kitchen. And once again followed him. Zoro pinned him to the bar as he was making drinks.

"You have five seconds to get away from me before I snap you in two." Sanji spat.

"Now you're talking with Usopp? What next? Luffy? Chopper?' Zoro asked.

"One."

"Why are you so cold to me?"

"Two."

"Can't we talk about this?"

"Three."

Zoro grunted pushing away before leaving the kitchen. Sanji watched him leave and sighed looking to the drinks.

As Lunch was served and finished Usopp stepped into the kitchen and handed Sanji the bag.

"All set for you." He said.

"Thanks." Sanji said.

Then the long nosed man left leaving Sanji to look at the new request. He smiled putting it back under the sink.

Once night fell Sanji checked the outside seeing Zoro again resting by the mass. He was asleep. Like usual. Sanji hummed. Shutting the door and went over to the sink. He pulled out the bag. He pulled out the lube, and the bandana before pulling out his dildo. With a suction cup on the bottom.

"Perfect." Sanji purred.

He pressed the bottom of the suction to the floor and hummed sitting back. He smirked stripping of his pants and boxers before tying the bandana over his eyes.

Zoro's stomach grumbled waking him from his sleep. He sighed and looked to the kitchen door. Knowing the cook was asleep. He got up and went up to the kitchen. But to his surprise. It wasn't empty. Sanji was panting on the floor with two of his fingers in his ass. Zoro smirked as he decided to watch the show. He sat down on the floor just a bit away from Sanji. He panted wiggling his fingers and arched his head back.

"Oh, Zoro." Sanji moaned.

Zoro smirked resting on his palm. As Sanji reached over to the dildo and sat on it. He hummed in delight with a perverted look on his face.

"It's almost good as the real thing." Sanji moaned.

"All you have to do is ask." Zoro said.

Sanji tensed, as Zoro chuckled softly.

"I didn't realize you missed my cock that badly." Zoro said.

He pursed his lips,pulling his shirt down over his cock.

"I-I it's not what you think." Sanji said.

"Come here."

Sanji removed the blindfold and looked over to Zoro. Then got up and approached him. Zoro pulled him into his lap. Pulling out his cock and pressed it into Sanji's already slicked ass. Sanji moaned clutching onto Zoro's hair. His dark eye looked up to Sanji and smirked. Thrusting into his heat and took in Sanji's scent. Zoro ripped off his shirt biting and sucking onto his skin and licked over his nipple. Sanji howled with moans as Zoro rolled them over. Sanji was on the floor while Zoro thrusted into him. Sanji's face was broken out in a perverted look, some blood trickling down his nose. Along with drool dripping down his chin, his eyes rolled back into his head, and curled his toes.

"Fuck me you shitty perverted ape, you sorry excuse for marimo." Sanji said, "Show me you are meant to be the greatest swordsmen!"

Zoro smirked practically ramming hard and fast into Sanji. Who gave out pleasant moans and threats. Begging for more, clawing down Zoro's open chest, until.

"Right there!" Sanji cried, "You fuck sake of a swordsmen, fuck me until I pass out!"

And he did, again, and again. Having Sanji spew his come onto his chest. They both panted as Sanji limply lied back against the wood of the ship.

"I think that was the best sex I've ever had. With you." Sanji said.

"We both know that's a lie. There's no one else you could of-"

Sanji smirked and wiggled his brow, "We were gone for two years. I could of ran into some fine piece of ass."

"I'll split you in two."

"Oh is that a threat or a promise?"

"You'll have to wait and find out."

After five more rounds. They gave up. Zoro slumped beside Sanji. They both were naked and sweating.

"God I missed you." Zoro said.

Sanji turned to him, "what about-"

"Fuck what happened at Sabaody, I need you. And what I can tell you need me."

Sanji smiled, "I beg to differ. But. I missed you too."

He curled up to Zoro's side and ran his finger over his new scar. Zoro glanced to him and kissed him softly. He pulled back with a soft smile.

"I love you." Zoro said.

Sanji smiled, "I love-"

"I also came in here for something to eat. But then you had to be fucking a fake dick."

"You're going to be the death of me."