A/N: I am STILL taking requests. Don't be afraid to ask me something crazy. Cause I am a fucked up person and I can make all your wildest dreams come true. (Breaks out in friends on the other side). Also a bit of background. Shanks and Mihawk run a farm where they picked up Sanji and raised him in a barn. He has a tail, cow ears and little horns. And. Naked. Shanks explains that they can get more money for having Sanji be a diary cow, which Sanji overheard. Somehow. And thinks if he doesn't produce milk then they will get rid of him... yeah. But, I hope you enjoy. Oh. This is also smut.

"Just think of all the possibilities." Shanks grinned.

Mihawk pursed his lips, "Sanji's not a female, there's no way he can produce milk."

"Zoro can do something. He convinced him to stay with us. We can have so much more money. To fix up the barn and-"

"Enough. We have enough money, when the time gets-"

Zoro pushed open the door as he held a basket filled with four glass bottles filled with milk. Mihawk and Shanks furrowed as Zoro set the basket on the counter. Then started to head upstairs.

"Roronoa." Mihawk barked.

Zoro stopped on the stairs and turned to his fathers, "What?"

"Where, where did you get that?" Shanks asked.

"Sanji." He said.

Zoro walked into the barn with four empty glass bottles. Sanji sat in a bunch of hay batting his tail to the hay. A chain collar was on his neck as Zoro rolled up his sleeves. The honey hybrid Cowman furrowed as Zoro stepped closer. Sanji watched Zoro kneel down before him.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Zoro asked.

Sanji nodded, "I don't want you guys to get rid of me. It wouldn't hurt to try."

Zoro chuckled as he leaned forward and kissed him softly. Before he removed the collar and pushed Sanji back down onto the hay. His tail batted against the ground while Zoro kissed down his cheek to his neck. Sanji moaned softly as he pinched and squeezed his nipples. But nothing came out. He grunted as Zoro batted his hands away kissing down his chest to his nipple. Sanji moaned louder clutching closer to Zoro. He nippled and sucked on his nipples, but still. Nothing came. Zoro pulled back slicking his fingers with his tongue and then positioned them to Sanji's entrance.

"Deep breath." Zoro said.

Sanji took a deep breath as he pressed on earning a grunt and growl from the cow. Zoro thrusted his finger in and out before adding another finger. Stretching and wiggling inside Sanji. Where his grunts and and growls melted into moans and begging for more. He could feel something. Something. Weird. Zoro unzipped his pants positioning himself to Sanji's entrance. While Sanji pinched and rolled his nipples. Zoro pressed on, earning a pleasing moan from the hybrid. Sanji threw his head back while Zoro rammed in. Thrusting harder and harder. Sanji moaned as his chest grew heavy, he pinched and rolled harder. Until.

"Z-Zoro. I'm I'm coming!" Sanji cried.

And with a final thrust, Sanji spurted his fluids onto his chest. And dripped down his nipples. Zoro smirked leaning down and suckling on his teat. Sanji moaned clutching onto Zoro's head. He pulled back licking his lips and grinned.

"Very good." He smirked.

"And that's what happened." Zoro said.