A/N: Who would be smarter Ace or Sabo?

"Yarg!"

"What in the world are you wearing?"

Roger stood proud in his pirate costume. He lifted his eyepatch to Rayleigh sitting on the couch. He held the paper in his hand with a blank look on his face. Roger pulled out his plastic sword and grinned.

"Whatcha think?" Roger said.

"You look stupid." Rayleigh said.

"Awe come on Rayleigh. Your just jealous that I look like an awesome pirate."

"Yeah sure. Whatever floats your boat."

Roger slumped on the couch next to Rayleigh and tilted back his hat. He grinned to him as Rayleigh rolled his eyes. Roger frowned putting his arms around the back of the couch. As Rayleigh continued to read the paper. A grin grew on his lips as he turned to Rayleigh.

"Hey Rayleigh."

"What?"

"What do you call a pirate with two legs and two eyes?"

He sighed, "I don't know what?"

"A rookie."

Rayleigh flicked to the next page as Roger laughed to his ridiculous joke. He soon calmed down and scooted closer to Rayleigh resting his chin on his shoulder. He glanced to Rayleigh as a smile grew on his lips.

"What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?"

"Are you quiet finished with your pirate nonsense?" Rayleigh asked turning to him.

"What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?"

"I don't know. What?"

"One has a rumbling tummy while the other is tumbling with rummy."

Rayleigh snickered to that while Roger laughed resting back against the couch. He folded the paper and set it down on the coffee table before picking up his coffee. A wicked smirk grew on Roger's lips.

"Hey, Rayleigh. How does a pirate get his mast up?" Roger asked.

"I don't know how?" Rayleigh asked as he took a sip of his coffee.

"He, mastARRRRbates!"

Rayleigh chocked on his coffee before setting it down and heading to the kitchen. Roger chuckled following after Rayleigh who wiped his face with a napkin. Roger grinned and chuckled softy before his hand clutched onto his butt cheek. Rayleigh snapped to him with an evil on his lips.

"Yarg, dat be me precious booty. How about you and me head to the captain's quarters and live a little? Hm?"

"Fine if it gets you out of that ridiculous costume." Rayleigh sighed.

Roger chuckled, "Oh no, I'm fucking you in the costume too."

I have an Idea I want to write for Roger x Rayleigh. It's a Demon AU. Since I like to write those. But would anyone read it? I'd publish it after May God Have Mercy on Us.