Fun Fact: I told myself never to post this one. But it was such a brilliant idea. I couldn't help myself. The reason why is...... this, is my first Smut/ Mature content. It's so bad. I'm sorry.

Sanji was walking in the halls alone to his next class. Since he had to stay after and clean up the kitchen. He stuffed the tardy note for English in his pocket.

"Well, Well, Well." A voice spoke.

Sanji froze, turning slowly over his shoulder to a green haired teen leaning against the trophy case.

"Is someone lost?" The man hummed.

Sanji blurted out a laugh holding his side turning to the man.

"Me? Lost?" Sanji chuckled.

Sanji was hunched over holding his stomach from laughing so hard. The mans brows furrowed and blood started to boil. Sanji stood up calming himself down and wiping the tear clung to his eye.

"Well if your done, I hope you noticed who's name is on the 1st place on the Dojo trophy." Sanji rolled his eyes walking up to the trophy.

The dojo and cooking trophy stood next to each other with Sanji and the green haired man Roronoa Zoro. Written in the tile under the posed men.

"They spelt your name wrong, Roronoa Zolo." Sanji smiled walking off.

Zoro placed his face closer to the glass.

"Ha, made you look." Sanji laughed walking down the hall and making a turn.

"THAT WAS ONE TIME CROSS DRESSER CURLY BROWS!" Zoro called.

Sanji stopped, while Zoro held his ground. Knowing of that one time Sanji had to dress up as a girl for drama class. A smirk grew as he noticed Sanji's hands clench.

"What, what did you just call me?" Sanji asked turning to him.

"Cross. Dresser. Curly. Brows." Zoro smirked.

After a few seconds Sanji kicked Zoro back into the nearest wall. Zoro groaned growling and then attacking Sanji. Zoro scratched Sanji's buttons off his shirt and cut open his skin. While Sanji bit Zoro on his arm. A few scrapes and kicks before a few teachers removed them. Sanji had a bloody lip and nose. Zoro had a lump on his head and a swollen lip. Both sat across from each other heads down and avoiding each other's eyes. They sat outside the principals office. While the woman in front called Zoro and Sanji's parents. The nurse came in to patch them up right when Zeff, Sanji's father walked in.

"Eggplant!" Zeff called.

Sanji looked up to the man, crossing his arms. His face was red with anger and he was furious.

"What did I tell you, if you ever started a fight you would be kicked out of the kitchen for a whole two months!" Zeff scolded.

"THATS NOT FAIR!" Sanji whined.

"We had an agreement Sanji end of story." Zeff scolded.

Sanji's head hung as his father scolded him. Sanji didn't listen just turned away from the man. Giving Zoro an ugly glare from time to time. The door shut to the office and a man with black hair and golden eyes walked in and sat next to Zoro and crossed his legs. If looked could kill, Zoro would be dead. But Zoro looked he didn't care. The door opened and the principal walked out with black hair and a strange mustache. Gol D Roger, the founder of Sunny High. Zeff and Zoro's father Mihawk walked into the office and the door shut. Zoro and Sanji never said a word for an hour until the door opened and both fathers walked out. Zeff had a smile on his face.

"Well boys, looks like you both will get to spend the weekend over at my place. Until you two become best of friends." Zeff said.

"WHAT?!" They both cried out standing up.

"You heard me." Zeff said, "I will expect you tomorrow morning. Eggplant lets go."

Sanji huffed glaring at Zoro while his father walked off.

"Eggplant!" Zeff called.

Sanji groaned and followed after his father.  Zoro and Sanji were suspended from school the next day. Sanji was still sleep in his bed, Zoro just arriving at Sanji's house. Mihawk took Zoro's swords, phone, and packed Zoro's clothes. Zeff making breakfast down stairs. Zoro would be staying in the room next to Sanji's. Which Sanji was staying up all night to clean. The doorbell rang and Sanji groaned rolling over and pulling the blanket over his head. Zeff turned the stove to low and went to the door. Opening the door and welcoming them in for breakfast.

"You can put your stuff upstairs, it's next to Sanji's room. The door that is closed and says keep out." Zeff said.

Zoro nodded and went upstairs, going past the door that says keep out and setting his stuff in the room. Zoro hissing as his bag fell on the bite in his arm. Dropping the bag and looking at the white bandage on his arm. Giving it a small rub he turned and left the room. Only to become face to face with Sanji. They were dangerously close to each other. Didn't help Sanji didn't have a shirt and looked like he had a rough night.

"Moss head your here already?" Sanji asked.

Zoro didn't have time to reply before Sanji walked past him and into the bathroom.

"Boys! Breakfast!" Zeff called.

Zoro went downstairs and sat at the table. Zeff and Mihawk were chatting, well mostly Zeff was. Then Sanji came back down and they ate. After an hour or so, Mihawk left. Then an hour after that Zeff left. With a warning.

"If either of you break or kill the other I will do the same to you. Got it. I will be gone only a few minutes." Zeff said.

The boys nodded and Zeff left.

"You got booze?" Zoro asked.

Sanji cocked a brow, "Yeah but your dad warned my dad about your drinking problem and locked them all in that case over there."

Zoro turned to the glass cabinet with alcohol locked inside. Zoro shrugged going up to the case and looking at the lock. Then went to a drawer pulling out a metal cabob stick and pick locking. Sanji watched from the dinning room table. Watching Zoro open the case and pulling out two bottles from the bottom shelf.

"Can you grab my cigarettes too?" Sanji asked.

Zoro picked up the box and handed it to him. Sanji hugged the box and went outside and took a smoke while Zoro hid the bottles of alcohol in his now room. As Zoro was passing Sanji's room he stopped and noticed the black box poking out from under his bed. Zoro looked around and smirked going into the room and picking up the box. It was sort of heavy, flicking open the box there was a stack of dirty magazines. Zoro wasn't surprised, he picked one up and skimmed through the provocative women. But the magazines were hiding something. Zoro lifted them up to find a vibrator with a face down picture and a tiny bottle of lube. Zoro picked up the picture and was about to flip it over when a hand snatched up the picture.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!" Sanji snapped.

Zoro groaned putting the magazines back, Sanji closed the box and kicked it under his bed.

"So you like being bottom?" Zoro hummed.

"SHUT UP! I'm keeping it for a friend." Sanji blushed.

"Uh huh, then what's that picture of? The friend?" Zoro asked.

Sanji clicked his tongue, shuffling the picture in his pocket.

"Let me see." Zoro said.

"No way!" Sanji snapped.

"Why are you getting so defensive over a stupid picture?" Zoro hummed.

Sanji stepped back before booking it down the stairs, Zoro chasing after him until Sanji was caught on the living room floor. Zoro pinned both his hands over his head. And straddled his hips. Rummaging through his pocket and fished out the picture.

"Zoro I swear, it's not what you think!" Sanji said.

Zoro flipped the picture around to find himself. A sweaty picture of him in dojo class, his uniform shirt off with all muscle. Zoro turned to the opponent who was cut out of the picture. Zoro sat back letting go of Sanji who wiggled his way out from under Zoro.

"It's not what you think, I swear I was uh keeping that for a friend." Sanji said.

Zoro cocked a brow turning to Sanji who was backing up into the couch.

"Does the shitty cook have a crush?" Zoro asked.

Zoro crawled up to Sanji pinning him to the  couch. Sanji avoided eye contact, his ears bright red as his face was pink. Zoro leaned over Sanji's ear giving a soft blow.

"Sanji, is there something your hiding?" Zoro hummed.

Zoro pulled back to get a good look at Sanji's bright red embarrassed face. Sanji was avoiding eye contact with the man as he clutched the fabric of the carpet. Zoro leaned in close to Sanji's face. Breath upon each other's face, eyes nearly shut.

"Boys I'm home!" Zeff called.

Zoro scrambled away from Sanji bumping into the coffee table. He groaned hitting his head as he sat a few feet away from Sanji. Zeff walked into the living room.

"You both look like you were caught doing something you weren't supposed to." Zeff chuckled.

Zoro and Sanji turned to each other before they started laughing. Zeff chuckled along for a moment before disappearing into the kitchen. As for Zoro and Sanji, they both locked themselves in their rooms for the rest of the day. But at night, Sanji emerged from his room to get some water and fresh bandages for his scratch on his chest. Sanji filled the glass and took a drink before pulling out the first aid kit and pulled off the dirty bandages. The scratch didn't hurt as bad but it stung. Sanji grabbed the tube of clear ointment that helps it heal. And placed some on his finger. The door opened and Zoro stood watching Sanji place the ointment on the wound.

"I'm, I'm sorry for that." Zoro sighed.

Sanji jumped and let out a small squeak and turned to Zoro. Zoro on the other hand let out a soft chuckle.

"What are you doing!" Sanji whispered, "Go away I don't need your help."

Sanji huffed going back to the scratch on his chest. But, Zoro didn't go. He stayed and watched Sanji's fingers attend his wound while he bit his lip. Zoro swallowed hard feeling warmth grow to his cheeks and in places to make something else grow. Sanji sighed in relief as he was done with the medicine. He pulled out the bandage and placed it on his chest. Before taping it in place. Sanji turned to Zoro still standing. Zoro held out his arm.

"Replace mine." Zoro said.

Sanji sighed and patted the counter. Zoro went and sat down on the counter. Scooting to the edge of the counter while Sanji took place between Zoros knees. Zoro was on a rollarcoaster of hormones feeling the heat of Sanji between him. Also his lean and slim fingers danced across the skin of his arm. Removing the bandages off Zoro's arm. Cringing slightly to the feel of the fresh air.

"This might hurt." Sanji said.

He took out the medicine he placed on his chest and placed it on his fingers dabbing the sensitive area. Zoro let out a soft groan having Sanji hesitate for a moment. But in that moment of hesitation they both looked at each other and had the same look of lust. It was Sanji's turn to get back at Zoro. Sanji smirked putting his hand to Zoro's chest and ever so slowly trailed down his chest. While the other tangled itself in Zoro's hair. Zoro's body was already heating up by Sanji's touch. Before long, Sanji kissed and nipped Zoro's lips. And a hand had snaked it's way into Zoro's pajama bottoms pumping him painfully slow. Zoro would buck to make him go faster, but Sanji would go the same pace or slower.

"Beg." Sanji whispered.

Zoro's brows furrowed, looking into the lust  driven blue eye.

"Beg for more, Roronoa Zoro." Sanji whispered very seductively.

Zoro groaned, "I want more."

"Tut tut, not very polite are you?" Sanji smirked.

"Please, give me more." Zoro said.

With that Sanji picked up a nice speed to curl Zoro's toes and clutch the sides of the counter. Also eyes shut tight, teeth biting into his bottom lip giving out soft pants time to time. But as Zoro was about to cum. Sanji stopped and tended to Zoro's bite. Zoro snapped open his eyes to find Sanji wrapping the wound.

"What the hell!" Zoro snapped softly.

Sanji smirked, "Karmas a bitch ain't it?"

Zoro growled as Sanji walked back to his room and shut the door.

"This means war." Zoro growled turning off the light.

The next morning Zeff woke up early accidentally waking up Zoro by shutting his own door. It was 4 in the morning. Zoro yawned scratching his back and getting up. Just as his hand touched the doorknob, Sanji's door opened.

"Shit." Zoro muttered.

"Don't sleep in all day, I will be home later. You and the moss haired guy better be up before I get home got it?" Zeff said.

Sanji groaned, as his door shut. Zeff went down stairs and the door opened and shut. Time for Zoro's plan to commence. Zoro peaked out the window and watched Zeffs car drive off. He chuckled to himself going out of his room and into Sanji's. Sanji still asleep laying on his side, in his large love red sheets and matching comforter. Zoro shut his door softly and crawled up on the bed lurking over the blonde.

"Sanji." Zoro hummed.

Sanji's face furrowed before turning over on his back. Zoro crawled under the comforter and tugged softly on his boxers down to his thighs.

"Zoro." Sanji moaned.

Zoro lifted up the blanket to see Sanji was still asleep. Zoro smirked taking in Sanji's soft length. And lapping at the flesh until it became hard. Sanji was moaning so hard in his sleep Zoro was having a hard time keep his in his pants.

"Zorrooo." Sanji moaned again.

The blanket was pulled off of him and Sanji sat up his toes crumpled into the bed. And biting the side of his hand. Zoro looked up at him, taking Sanji from his mouth. Sanji groaned at the cool air around his member.

"Wh, what are you doing?" Sanji gulped.

"Giving you a taste of your own medicine." Zoro smirked.

With that, Zoro gotten up and headed to the door.

"Ooooii! Aren't you gonna finish?!" Sanji asked.

Zoro smiled to himself and turned to Sanji, "Nah."

And Zoro left, leaving a very horny Sanji behind. He walked back to his room and went back to sleep. Sanji on the other hand needed the release. He was getting very uncomfortable in his own skin.

"Damn Zoro." Sanji muttered.

He leaned over his bed pulling out the box and only grabbing the lube from it before pushing it back. He pulled up his boxers and headed to Zoro's room. Who didn't even hear him come in because he was already asleep.

"Idiot." Sanji muttered.

Sanji crawled under the blanket and straddled Zoro's hips. Grunting at the fact of both of there members were hard and rubbing against each other. Sanji poked Zoro's chest. He didn't move, poked his cheek. Nothing, patted his cheek. Nada. He even gave him a good slap with the book next to the bed. Still sound asleep.

"Wake up sleeping beauty." Sanji said.

Then an idea popped in his head. Sanji scooted closer to Zoro leaning close to the green haired man. His morning breath was aweful. But so was his so. Sanji kissed him,  Zoro pulled him in deeper licking each other's lips. Then fighting for dominance between tongues. Zoro rolled them over so he was on top. Sanji wrapped his arms around Zoro's neck. While Zoro held Sanji by the arch of his back. Zoro pulled back looking at the sea blue eye that was now being clouded over with lust.

"I wanna do it." Zoro panted.

"I do too." Sanji said.

With that Zoro locked lips with Sanji again. There teeth scraped against each other and tongues lapped at each other for dominance. Zoro's hand trailed down to Sanji's throbbing length. And giving a good pump, before his hand trailed down to his entrance. Sanji patted around for the bottle of lube finally finding it and handing it to Zoro. They parted for a moment while Zoro squeezed the gel onto his fingers.

"Be gentle with me, please." Sanji said.

"I won't hurt you." Zoro said.

Zoro pulled off Sanji's boxers and lined up to his mark. Before he started Zoro softly kissed Sanji, very sweet and passionately.

"I will take care of you." Zoro said.

With that Zoro made his way in Sanji's entrance. Sanji groaned at the pain and pleasure of the pressure between him. Zoro waited for Sanji to adjust to the pressure of his finger in him.

"O-Okay, you can move." Sanji gulped.

Zoro went slow, taking in each and every soft moan Sanji cried.

"Mmore." Sanji moaned.

Zoro placed another finger inside having Sanji cry out in moans and groans. Zoro pumping in and out, Sanji's moans grew louder as the third finger was placed in. Zoro wasn't pumping as much anymore but was more stretching him out.

"Hurry Zoro, I don't know how much longer I can last." Sanji said.

Zoro grabbed the lube and placed the cold liquid on his member. Hissing at the discomfort of the cool lube. He pulled Sanji's hips to his own. Zoro got on Sanji, kissing his forehead.

"Can I ask something?" Zoro asked.

"Is this really the time?" Sanji asked.

"I'm sorry I beat you up, I'm sorry I called you names, I'm sorry I threw your backpack in the lake-"

"That was you?!"

"I'm sorry for all the thing I had done to you, I done it because. I really like you."

"Zo-Zoro." Sanji smiled.

"Later, you wanna watch a movie?" Zoro asked.

Sanji placed his hands on Zoro's cheeks and kissed him.

"I'd love to."

Zoro smiled, kissing him softly. Pressing himself between Sanji. Who was cursing under his breath at the largeness of Zoro's member.

"I gu-guess the chee-cheerleaders were wr-wrong about you." Sanji stuttered.

"I only told them that so they would leave me alone." Zoro grunted.

As soon as Zoro was all in he waited a moment for Sanji to adjust. When he did, he gave a slight nod and Zoro thrusted. Slow at first then got faster, Sanji's moans filled the house. Also maybe a few of Zoro's grunting. But then, Zoro trusted into something. Having Sanji see stars and let out a pleasurable moan. Having Sanji's release happen faster. Zoro was close, so very close. After a few thrusts and Sanji's moans Zoro came, right into the warmth of the cook. After a moment Zoro pulled out and adjusted himself over Sanji. Plopping down on top of him.

"Can we get in trouble again sometime?" Sanji asked.

Zoro chuckled, "I'd love to."

"You know, the supply closet upstairs hasn't been used in a while." Sanji shrugged.

"I like your thinking cook." Zoro chuckled.

Zoro looked up at Sanji, seeing the curtain of blonde have a crack opening. Only a glint of the blue eye is what he saw. Zoro reached out to pull back the blonde curtain but Sanji batted his hand away.

"If you see you will make fun of me." Sanji huffed.

Challenge accepted.

Zoro pinned Sanji's hands above his head with one hand and ran his other hand through Sanji's bangs pinning them behind  his ear. Zoro blinked looking at the asymmetrical eye brows but he same blue eyes. Sanji didn't even bare to look at Zoro.

"And what would I make fun of you about?" Zoro asked.

"My eyebrows." Sanji muttered.

"But I already do that." Zoro chuckled.

"Yeah but there not symmetrical, so go on laugh."

But Zoro didn't, he let go of Sanji's hands and kissed the curl of each eyebrow.

"Sure there different, I don't care." Zoro said, "It makes you, unique. I guess."

Sanji smiled, Zoro nuzzled up on his chest and fell asleep. Sanji stroked his head.

"I can't believe I had fallen in love with an idiot like you." Sanji sighed.

The weekend was over and school began again. Zoro and Sanji were inseparable at school, culinary arts had a window where Sanji would see Zoro out on the field for gym. Sometimes if he was lucky, he could see Zoro with his shirt off. Also half of the girls in his class. Zoro and Sanji kept there relationship down low and said they were really REALLY good friends. Well until one day. Sanji was at his locker, putting his text books away. School was over and it was a Friday. Sanji was thinking about what he should cook for him and Zoro for dinner tonight.

"Chicken?" Sanji asked, "No too simple."

He grabbed his backpack and put it on his back.

"Roast beef?" Sanji shut his locker, "We had that last night."

"Well, well, well, hey swirly."

Sanji turned to a small group of dojo members.

"We heard you got our master suspended." One spoke.

"I was suspended too, so what do you want?" Sanji asked.

"Revenge."

The three of them got closer having Sanji back up against the lockers. Sanji could take these guys but he can't get suspended again or four months out of the  restaurant. Sanji slumped to the floor and sat on his hands. The three of them kicked and hit him.

Zoro waited outside the school, it's been ten minutes now.

"Where is he?" Zoro clicked his tongue.

Then his phone rang, it was Sanji. Zoro picked it up.

"Cook wher-"

Zoro stopped hearing soft laughing and name teasing. Sanji's groans and soft whimpers. Zoro hung up and went inside, the doors were locked.

"Shit." Zoro muttered.

Zoro stepped back looking up at the building. An open window on the second floor. Zoro dropped his messenger bag and climbed up to the window. Ending up in the culinary arts room. Which he tripped and stumbled into the room. The culinary arts teacher walked in to find Zoro among the pots and pans. She sighed walking up to him taking the pan off his head.

"Where's Sanji?" Zoro asked.

"He left ten minutes ago. Is everything okay?"

Zoro didn't answer getting up and ran down the hallways eventually finding them. Three of Zoro's students spitting and kicking at Sanji.

"Oi! Leave him alone!" Zoro spat.

The three of them turned to Zoro.

"M-master?!" They said.

They fell to there knees bowing down to Zoro. He ignored them and walked up to Sanji, he knelt down putting a hand to Sanji's cheek. Sanji winced, shutting his eyes tighter.

"Hey your okay now." Zoro said.

Sanji opened his eyes and hugged Zoro. Zoro hugged him back holding each other tighter. Zoro glared at the three boys.

"Go home all of you, I will deal with you three later. If I see any of you near my boyfriend again I will see you off the dojo team!"

They nodded and rushed out of the school. Zoro got up helping up Sanji.

"Come on let's get you home." Zoro said.

"Zoro," Sanji said, "You called me your boyfriend."

Zoro smiled, "That's what you are aren't you?"

Sanji smiled and nodded. They went to Sanji's house. To patch Sanji up. Just a few cuts and a lot of bruises. They sat in the living room as Zoro nodded to his work. Sanji smiled as Zoro started to put the box away.

"Oh hey I got you something." Zoro said.

"Why?" Sanji asked.

Zoro shrugged, "Cause, I. I wanted to."

He pulled out a wrapped square item. Sanji took it and unwrapped it. It was a thing of hair clips. All different colors, kinda girly earning Sanji to cock a brow.

"What are these for?" Sanji asked.

Zoro clipped off a blue clip and pulled back his bangs. Clipping the clip onto the top of his head. He pulled back and grinned as Sanji blinked to him.

"So I can see both of your eyes." Zoro said.

"Your an idiot." Sanji chuckled.

"There's my Sanji." Zoro said.

Sanji wrapped his arms around his neck and kissed him.

"GET A ROOM!" Zeff called.