A/N: I was gonna wrote what happened last night. When I realized I already did. If you wanna know what happened last night. I'm in Law's shoes.

Law had gotten a new apartment. It was beautiful and had a nice view. It was cozy and he loved it. But there was one problem.

Law sat on his bed reading a book about medical treatment and all. Dressed in his pajama's with a cup of tea beside him. Relaxing against his pillow while reading over stitching technic's. He hummed to some idea stretching out his hand to copy some movements. But soon frowned when he heard a soft noise.

"Zoro not tonight." A voice moaned.

Law looked to the vent next to his bed. Putting his book down he grew a disgusted frown on his lips before he curled back to his book. The vents were all connected. So. Law could hear his upstairs neighbors conversations/fuck sessions. All. The. Time.

"Come on cook, we're back home in our own apartment. It's time we fucked in our old apartment again." A huskier voice Law assumed to be Zoro.

"You got to be kidding me." Law muttered.

There was a moan that howled through the vent.  Law growled snapping shut his book.

"Come on, your body wants it. You can't hide this from me."

Law's lip twitched.

"Alright. It's been a while."

And so it went, panting and moaning filled Laws room as he had to bare the sexual moans and groans of the room. The unknown voice moaning Zoro's name. Asking for more and harder, Law snapped his book shut and walked out of the bedroom to get something to drink. Pulling out some whiskey and chugging some of the bottle. He grumbled resting against the counter. The moans were softer out in the living room then in his room.

"Long night." Law sighed.

He took the bottle into the bedroom and sat on his bed. The moans persist, and Law takes a drink.

"Sanji, I'm gonna-"

"Zo- uh! ZORO!"

And with one final gasp and moan the room was quiet.

"Thank god." Law sighed.

"Don't, keep going."

Law groaned putting a pillow over a face. That was the first night in weeks Law couldn't sleep. The next morning Law got up and went to go pay a visit to his sexual neighbors. Law went upstairs and banged on the door a fire burning in his belly. And a bit hungover. The door opened and a green haired man stood. He was very very toned and had sun kissed skin with a scar crossing his chest. Law stood taller then said man as he cocked a brow up to Law. Unsure of what he wanted.

"Can I help you?" He asked.

"You must be Zoro?" Law asked.

Zoro cocked a brow, "Do I know you? How do you know my name?"

"Through the vent! I'm your new downstairs neighbor! I heard some guy name Sanji too! You guys kept me up all night with your continuous screwing!"

"Huh, you must of moved in while the cook and I were on vacation." Zoro said leaning against the doorframe, "So what's your name?"

"It's none of your business, just find a way to cover that vent. Or stop fucking all night!" He barked.

Law then turned and went downstairs. Zoro sighed shutting the door and going back into he bedroom. Where his husband was asleep in the bed.

"Hey cook." Zoro hummed.

Sanji groaned fluttering his eyes open looking at Zoro between the golden locks. He grumbled rubbing his face softly before yawning and curling closer to Zoro. He shut his eyes once more and snuggled against Zoro's warmth.

"Who was at the door?" Sanji groaned.

"It was just some guy pissed cause I parked in his spot again." Zoro said.

Sanji sat up, "Why do you always get in trouble?"

"Because you like trouble."

Zoro got on the bed and got on top of Sanji. He looked over to the vent.

"Zoro I have to go to work. Besides I got a little surprise for you tonight. If you behave yourself."

He turned to Sanji and grinned, Sanji hummed cupping his cheeks and kissing him softly. As he pulled back he held a sweet smile on his lips.

"Will you be a good little boy today?"

"Very good." Zoro nodded.

Sanji kissed him, "Good boy."

Zoro got up and crawled out of bed. Along with Sanji who started making breakfast in Zoro's shirt. Zoro leaned against the wall and watched Sanji's every move. His bottom lip kept between his teeth while he grew hard watching Sanji. He liked to watch Sanji from a distance. He loved to watch his love do something he loved.

"I like you in your button ups then my shirt. I can't see your hips and your ass." Zoro purred

"Now I have to wear your shirts more often then." Sanji said over his shoulder.

"Don't tease me, when can you cook naked again?"

"Tut, tut, you told me you would be a good boy today."

Zoro groaned walking over to Sanji and rested his head on his shoulder. His arms wrapped around Sanji's hips while he chuckled softly putting a hand over Zoro's. He kissed Sanji's neck softly earning soft hums.

"Your still a tease."

"I know, but someone has to."

Sanji made breakfast and lunch, while placing the lunch in the fridge. He turned to Zoro eating at his eggs and bacon. He perked up to Sanji putting his hands on his hips.

"Don't eat that until lunch. You got it?" Sanji said.

"I got it." Zoro said.

"Repeat what I just said."

Sanji buttoned up his chefs uniform and looked at Zoro.

"Don't eat the food in the fridge until lunch." Zoro repeated.

"Be a good boy and you will get a treat okay?" Sanji said.

"Alright jeez, I'll be a good boy."

Sanji sighed, "Good, now I will be back around five so be good."

He approached Zoro straddling his hips before kissing him roughly. Zoro purred clutching onto his hips and kissing back. But moaned softly as Sanji rolled his hips and pulled back with Zoro's bottom lip stuck between his teeth. Zoro smirked as Sanji let go and kissed him softly. He then got up and headed over to the door pulling his keys and his hat. He turned to Zoro pointing a finger at him.

"Don't cause trouble while I'm gone." Sanji said.

"Alright go to work so I can wait for you to come home."

And Sanji did, Zoro was busy with weight lifting and Law was catching up on some sleep. But woke up right before lunch. Making himself something to eat and sitting at his table looking out his window to the beautiful outside world. Then a back of a green head and a back. Upside down lifting himself up and down on and off Laws balcony. Law opened the window.

"What the hell do you think your doing?! Get off my property!" Law snapped.

Zoro stopped, " I am still in my apartment. So what's the big deal?"

"Your hanging into my property! Go work out somewhere else! Go to a gym like everyone else does!"

Law slammed the window shut and watched the man disappear. Law sighed happily, finishing his lunch and watched the day go by.

Keys hung up on the hook and Sanji removed his chefs hat. Zoro emerged from the kitchen sucking down a bottle of beer. Sanji shrugged off his shoes before stretching. He held a plastic bag in his hands of left over food from the restaurant, zoro grinned placing the bottle down.

"I brought leftovers from the restaurant if you want some." Sanji said.

Zoro smiled walking over to Sanji and taking the bags. They kissed softly before embracing. Zoro pulled back with a pleased smile on his face.

"God I missed you." Zoro hummed.

Sanji snickered pushing him away, "I have to shower and get your surprise."

Zoro kissed him, "Hurry up."

Sanji giggled walking past and into the bedroom. Zoro took the food and placed it on the counter. Pulling out a fork and a box. Zoro didn't understand flavors, he just ate whatever Sanji brought home for him. He sat in the dinning room cutting into the stake Sanji brought home while Sanji showered. He ate at some while he grew curious of what his surprise could be.

"Zoro! Can you come in here a moment?" Sanji called.

Zoro swallowed the bits of steak. He got up and went into the bedroom, Sanji lied on there bed. Dressed in a sexy nurse costume. It was pink, with lace, and thigh high stockings. A wet dream Zoro had wished for years now. Zoro stayed in the doorway as Sanji sat up resting back on his hands. Slowly crossing his legs watching Zoro's eyes focused on Sanji's pale skin.

"Whatcha think?" Sanji asked.

"Damn." Zoro muttered.

"Is there anything I can do for you? After all you are my patient."

Zoro hummed walking up to Sanji and getting a better view of the tight costume.

Law flipped in the next page in his book of some tragic love story. Where she was torn between a life of piracy with the captain of some great pirate. Where she had fallen in love with him and blah. Or, the life of her town where she was engaged to a wealthy prince she had also had fallen in love with.

"I'd go with the pirate." Law muttered, "I mean Price Humperdinck is cool and all, but the pirate life would be much more exciting."

"I'm going to fuck you right out of your costume." Zoro said.

Law groaned leaving his bedroom and sat on the couch. He could still hear the creaking from upstairs. And faint moans of Sanji. Law opened his book and focused on the story. It worked for. A while.

But after a full week of consistent fucking, Law had enough. He called the sheriffs office.

"Hello, how can I help you?" A woman asked.

"I'd like to call about a noise complaint." Law said.

"Okay where is the location of the noise?"

Law gave them the address and apartment number. And after a few minutes or so there was a knock on Laws door. Law got up and opened the door. Two men stood in uniforms.

"We were called for a noise complaint? I am officer Johnny and this is my partner Yosaku." A dark haired man with sunglasses said.

"Yeah there upstairs." Law said.

The two officers went up the stairs with Law following behind them. They knocked on the door, after a moment a blonde haired man with a curled eyebrow wearing only a shirt opened the door. He stood slightly puzzled opening the door fully before furrowing.

"Can I help you?" He asked.

"Are you Sanji?" Law asked.

"Yes, what can I help you with?"

"We were called for a noise complaint."

Sanji groaned, "Zoro! Two officers are here!"

"Zoro? As in Roronoa Zoro?" Johnny asked.

"What business do you have with my husband?" Sanji asked.

"We're friends of his, we went to the police academy with him."

Zoro stepped out after a moment brushing his teeth. He swished his mouth with water before spitting it into a cup. Sanji gave him a disgusted look glancing at the cup then back to him.

"There talking police mumbo jumbo. I'm going back to bed."

"Big bro!" The two officers tackled Zoro in a hug.

Law face palmed, "Just my luck."

"Johnny, Yosaku, what are you guys doing here?" Zoro asked.

"When did you get married?"

"Why didn't you invite us Big bro?"

"Because it was a drive threw wedding. Didn't want to have a lot of people. Sorry guys. But why are you here?"

"Because I called about your constant sex all night!" Law snapped, "But apparently law enforcement won't help."

"For your information, we are trying to have a baby." Zoro said.

Law sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. Of course. He was an idiot.

"Men cannot carry babies, how would I know? Because I am a doctor, a surgeon to be precise."

"Ooo, Mr. Smarty pants over here."

"That's it I'm calling your chief!"

Law growled pulling out his phone, Zoro crossed his arms. As Law called the police office again.

"I'd like to talk to the chief." Law spat.

"Hold on one moment while I get ahold of him."

Law sighed happily holding his head. After a moment Zoro's cell phone started to ring. Zoro picked it up and answered it.

"Hello? Okay."

Laws phone rang and then was transferred.

"Hello?" Law asked.

"Officer Roronoa Chief of Police, how can I help you?" Zoro smirked.

Law growled and stormed down stairs. Zoro chuckled to himself and caught up with his friends. Zoro had to leave early for work leaving Sanji alone that day. Since it was his day off, but Sanji still cooked. There was a knock on the door, Sanji turned the burners to low and went to the door. He opened it to find a very angry Law.

"Can I help you? Did you bring the police? My husband isn't here." Sanji asked.

"No I wanted to talk to you." Law said.

Sanji stepped aside letting the man in.

"Accompany into the kitchen, I am currently cooking." Sanji said.

"A police officer and a cook huh?" Law asked.

Law took a seat in the dinning table explaining the story of Zoro's torment to the man. Sanji grew slightly ticked that he should of caught onto the constant sex earlier. He sighed rubbing his temples before looking up to Law. Both sitting at the dining room table with cups of coffee.

"I see, I apologize greatly for me and my husbands actions. I will personally see to have the vents covered and blocked. I had no clue you had moved in downstairs. That place had been empty for months. And you seemed to move in while Zoro and I were on vacation." Sanji said.

"Where did you go?" Law asked.

"A little island, it's where Zoro and I got married."

Sanji had gotten up to check on the food. Which Sanji packed some food into a container and handed it to Law. Who had taken it and smiled softly.

"You can't forgive us on an empty stomach." Sanji smiled.

"Thank you."

"It's the least I can do."

The door opened and Zoro stuck his head in at the wrong moment. Sanji crossed his arms furrowing to Zoro. He grinned to his beloved husband.

"Zoro Roronoa! Get your ass in this apartment." Sanji called.

Zoro's eyes met Laws and sighed. He shut the door putting his hat next to Sanji's. He approached Zoro getting into his face. Oh Sanji was pissed, he was furious, mostly mad at himself that he didn't figure out Zoro's little game from the start. But he was still pretty ticked with Zoro, lying to him and being rude to the new neighbor.

"Is that why the cops were at our house?! Is that why you been asking for sex every night? Have you been trying to torment our new neighbor?!" Sanji scolded.

"Look Sanji."

"Don't look Sanji me, you owe this man an apology! Do you understand me Zoro? If you don't, I personally will call or visit your father and tell him."

"Don't, no, don't you do that."

Sanji walked over to the home phone picking it up off the receiver.

"Do it Zoro."

Zoro still didn't say anything. Sanji shrugged dialing Zoro's fathers number.

"It's ringing."

"Hello?" A husky voice asked.

"Hello, Mihawk? It's me Sanji." Sanji said.

"Alright! I'm sorry guy down stairs." Zoro said.

"My name is Law." Law said.

"I just wanted to call and tell you. Your son is very stubborn."

"What's the real reason why you called. Is Roronoa okay? Let me talk to him." Mihawk asked.

Sanji handed Zoro the phone, "He wants to talk to you."

"Why did that work?" Law asked.

"Zoro doesn't want to tell his dad about being married to me. He's never liked me from the start, so. I threaten to call him and tell him. I know he wouldn't do anything to hurt Zoro or I. So that's why I do it." Sanji hummed.

"Well thank you for the food and I know if I have any complaints come to you." Law said.

"Oh anytime, if I'm not home. Call the Baratie. Ask for me personally and I will help."

They shook hands and Law left with the food. I guess his neighbors weren't as bad as he thought.

I wrote this a fucking year ago. Still makes me laugh.