A/N: Zosan won 7 to 4 for Lawsan. So I hope you like the 100th chapter!! Woo!!

"Stop him!"

Sanji gasped ducking under a table before kicking it up and knocking down his pursuers. Men wearing dark green coats and navy attire. Sanji watched as they yelped as the table knocked them away. He smirked before darting to the window. He pulled himself up onto the window before kicking through it. Shattering the glass as he tumbled out. He laughed as he saw more of the navy finding him. Sanji swung himself up onto the roof of the bank before balancing down the rooftop.

Well until gunfire broke out. Sanji dodged with some fancy footwork or some backflips. Then he ran down the rooftop jumping onto others before falling down a sunroof. A woman screamed as Sanji emerged from the front door. He apologized with a tilt of his hat before heading down the street and into an abandoned barn. Sanji panted backing up his eyes stayed to the door seeing if he was followed. After a moment Sanji grinned turning around and running into a broad chest. Dropping the bag of gold and spilling his treasure.

Sanji grumbled looking up to him. The Vice Admiral. Badges of gold sat on his chest while he was dressed as the Vice Admiral he was. Pulled back green hair, a steal dark eye, and a frown that never seemed to lift off his face. Sanji frowned to him. Vice Admiral, Roronoa Zoro. A hard ass that somehow let's Sanji slip through his fingers.

"Vice Admiral." Sanji grunted.

"Pirate." He grumbled.

"Your subordinates need to get better at chasing me. Well unlike you, since your able to find me."

"I know how to track you down."

"I don't know if I should be creeped out or flattered."

"Neither, I'm taking you in this time."

"You sure about that? That's what you said the last time, and the time before that, and the time before that, and-"

"I get it."

Sanji picked the gold and put it back in the bag. He perked up to Zoro tying off the bag before putting it in his vest pocket. His blue eye captivating Zoro in its trance. Pulling him into his siren like color. Zoro had to tear away well until Sanji asked.

"How long will you chase me?" Sanji asked.

"Until I see you hang." Zoro said.

He chuckled to that, "I think you enjoy chasing me, always letting me get the head start, letting me. Escape. It's that or you like me."

Zoro glanced to him, "I'll kill you."

Sanji got up brushing himself off, "Sure you will. What happened to seeing me be hung?"

He rolled his eye, "I'm the Vice Admiral I can do as I please."

Sanji stepped up to him, just a bit shorter then him. Brushing back his bangs a moment. Letting Zoro see the double of the blue. The ocean held within his eyes. Lapping at his iris and drawing back those who looked into it. Zoro's eye kept to Sanji while his hand reached for Zoro's hip. Slowly pulling a key off his hip before clutching onto it. Sanji pulled his hand away putting the key into his pocket. He smirked wrapping his arms around Zoro's shoulders. Stepping close for their bodies to brush up against each other. Zoro was practically frozen. Sanji's hand reached for the hook behind Zoro's back and clipped it to his collar. He leaned into Zoro's lips, watching his eye fall heavy lidded. Sanji reached for the lever.

"I'd love to stay and chat." Sanji whispered, "But, I've got things to do."

He flicked up the lever as Zoro was soon pulled up and hung up in the barn.

"You're a walking siren!" Zoro barked.

Sanji bowed before he went to the doors he turned to Zoro and smirked. Then he left as Zoro grabbed his sword, then sliced the rope in half. He tumbled down into some hay before crawling out. He growled sheathing his sword.

"I won't fall for the same trick twice." Zoro growled.

Sanji snuck by some navy with a cloak over his body. He headed into the village before pushing open an underground tunnel. Sanji jumped down before going down the tunnel. Following a map on his hand and a lantern at hand. He headed underground to a prison. Sanji opened the door and climbing out. Sanji shut the door before walking down the hall. Many people called out for him but his eyes were more focused on something else.

"Papa."

Sanji darted to the cell. He smiled softly seeing the children clutch the bars. He rummaged in his pocket ripping off some bread and gave each of them a ripped piece. Each of their small hands had taken it before scarfing it down. Sanji smiled getting the key and opening the cell. Satori stepped out holding out his wrists. Sanji unlocked the chains letting them drop to the floor. Then Loulee stepped out holding out her wrists. Then, little Eden stepped out. Her tiny hands could easily slip out. But Sanji unlocked them anyway. Loulee pulled Eden onto her back as Satori approched Sanji.

"I need you to take your sister's to a barn." Sanji said pulling out a map.

Satori took it as Sanji handed him the lanturn. He nodded as he lead his sisters down the tunnel. Sanji then stepped down the hall before getting to an elderly man. He was carving into the stone.

"Pops."

Zeff turned to Sanji and smirked, "My son."

"I'm here to get you out, we have to hurry."

Sanji unlocked the cell and helped Zeff out of his chains. He helped him out, but before Sanji could get into the tunnel. The back of his cloak was grabbed and he was tossed into a cell. Sanji groaned as he looked up to Zoro. He locked the door hanging the key around his neck.

"Those aren't your children." Zoro said.

"You're right, but. They are my responsibility. If no one else is gonna take care of them. I will." Sanji said.

"They are criminals just as you are."

"My children shouldn't have to suffer because there father is a criminal. I do the things I do to help them. To get them a better life than a life in prison."

Sanji stepped up to the cell clutching onto the bars, he looked up to Zoro.

"Knowing you, you'll do anything to protect them for me. Cause you actually like me."

Zoro cocked a brow, "Is that so?"

Sanji nodded, "I know so."

He reached into his vest pocket putting the money into Zoro's hand.

"For my children's better future. Please, treat them as the human's that they are. My children shouldn't have to live with my mistakes."

Zoro grabbed his collar and pulled him into a kiss. Sanji's eyes widened as the jail hooted and whistled before Zoro pulled back. Sanji's face grew into a deep red.

"You will not die."

Then he stepped away. Sanji slumped to the floor as his hand reached for his lips. He smiled softly before he snickered resting back on his hands.

Zoro headed out of the jail. He headed down the path to find these children. He headed into the village seeing an older man holding the smallest child. While he held the hands of the two eldests. Zoro approached them having them back up slightly. Zeff set Eden down as Satori protected his sisters. Zoro held out his hands.

"I mean you no harm, follow me. We must hurry."

Zeff cocked a brow as Zoro handed him the small bag of gold. Then he lead them down to an old cottage in the middle of the forest. Zoro opened the door letting them inside before heading back to the village. Well until he was stopped. He turned to Satori clutching onto his coat and furrowed. The boy held out his hand to Zoro. His lips pressed in a line. Zoro knelt down to his level holding out his hand. Satori dropped a small acorn into his hand.

"Thank you." He said.

Then headed inside. Zoro looked to the acorn and smiled softly. He then turned going back to the village. Many soldiers heard about Zoro capturing Sanji. But he brushed away there praises as he headed back to his cottage. He sat down at his table pulling out the acorn. He set it down on the table, he rested on his arms looking to the small gift. His finger flicked it as it spun slowly on the table.

"You will not die." Zoro muttered.

People cheered and cried out as Sanji was escorted out into a poorly made stick carriage. Zoro sat on a roof bouncing the acorn up and down in his hand. His eye watched as the people called him names and beat him with there fists. He grumbled as Sanji was taken up onto the stand and the noose was draped onto his neck. Sanji looked out to the crowd. A small knife was in his hands. Slowly cutting away the rope to his wrists.

"Sanji, you are sentenced to death. For stealing, breaking and entry,-"

"And being a witch!"

"I'm not a witch! Just because I can cook doesn't make me a witch!"

They then called him a witch, Sanji growled. As the man stepped over to the lever. Zoro caught the acorn before chucking it. It darted through the air before hitting the man in the forehead and knocking him away. Sanji broke free from the rope before taking off the noose and jumping onto a roof. Zoro jumped down and headed away from the crowd. While Sanji laughed and made faces to the people of the village.

"Get the pirate!"

Sanji ran down the roof of the homes of the people before jumping down into an alleyway. He perked up when a cloak took his form before he was pinned to a wall.

"Just bare with it." Zoro said.

Sanji furrowed before Zoro kissed him again. The crowd ran past them as the kiss was getting heated. Arms being pulled around each other pulling each of them closer. Soft moans escaped each other before Zoro glanced to the angry crowd. He pulled away as they were gone. Zoro took Sanji's hand and lead him through the village. Sneaking past the angry people before heading into the forest. Then found the little abandoned cottage. The children were looking out the window before they raced to the door. Satori threw open the door as Loulee and Eden poked behind the door. Sanji pulled back his hood, earning the children to mad dash to him. He knelt down as they tackled him with hugs.

Zoro watched as Sanji laughed embracing them back. Holding all three children in his lap. Satori looked up to Zoro and smiled to him. He approached Zoro and rummaged in his pocket. Zoro smirked kneeling down. Satori held out his hand dropping another acorn into his hand. Zoro smiled to it as Satori grinned to him.

"Thank you for bringing my dad back." Satori said.

"Not a problem at all. You guys take good care of each other. And stay out of trouble alright?"

Satori nodded as Zoro ruffled his green hair and then headed off back to the village. Where people were still on a mad hunt for Sanji. Zoro just headed to the bar ordering a drink and pulling the acorn from his pocket. He placed it on the bar looking at it. Earning the bartender to cock a brow to it.

"Where did you get that?" He asked.

Zoro glanced up at him, "I found it."

"You found it?"

"Yeah, it was just out in the town so I picked it up."

"Acorns don't grow here."

He turned back to the acorn, "Is that so?"

Zoro placed it back into his pocket and paid for his drink.

The following morning Zoro got dressed for work. As he stepped outside something darted past him earning him to snap to Sanji. He grinned holding a sack of something before disappearing around the corner. Zoro grumbled rolling his neck and pursuing after Sanji. Which ended up Zoro going to the forest where he propped himself up next to a cave. He shut his eye waiting for Sanji to make his rounds around the town before heading there. As Sanji got there Zoro cracked an eye open. Sanji stepped up to him panting softly. He set the bag down before sitting before Zoro.

"I told you to stay out of trouble." Zoro said.

"I wanted to see you again. And what better way then robbing the bank?" Sanji grinned.

"Why do I even bother?"

Sanji smirked, "Cause you love me."

Zoro sighed, "What is it you want."

He motioned Zoro closer. He sighed leaning forward as Sanji kissed him softly. Zoro returned the kiss pressing harder before pulling back. Sanji smiled softly resting back on his hands.

"How long will you chase me?" Sanji asked.

"For as long as it takes." Zoro said.

Sanji chuckled as he sat next to Zoro, "I didn't know you felt that way about me."

He glanced to Sanji, "There's so much more that you don't know about me."

"Like Satori?"

Zoro turned away to his hands, "I don't know what your talking about."

"Come on Zoro, he looks identical to you. Hell, he even has green hair. Why did you give him up for adoption?"

"I didn't, I didn't even know I had a son. His mother left me when we fell out of love. We weren't even married either so. Besides he's your son now, probably doesn't want anything to do with me."

"I beg to differ."

Sanji placed his hand on Zoro's, "He's actually a pretty good sword fighter."

Zoro chuckled, "Is that so?"

"Very much so. So will you come over for dinner tonight? I'm a pretty mean cook."

"Fine, but I think I should get an award for not turning you in yet."

"Oh how so?"

Zoro tackled him into a kiss.

They panted softly looking up at the tree's above them.

"So, that's what sex with a man is like." Sanji said.

"We're gonna get stoned when we get caught." Zoro panted.

"You mean IF we get caught."

Zoro glanced to Sanji with a smirk on his lips. Before Sanji straddled his hips once more.

"If we're gonna burn in hell, then let's give ourselves an entrance? Hum?" Sanji asked.

"You don't have to tell me twice."

Sanji and Zoro headed back to the cottage where the children were playing outside. But perked up when Zoro and Sanji came back. They grinned going up to them asking questions and being very observant. Sanji chuckled lying through his teeth until Satori approached Zoro again. He knelt down to his level as Satori handed him another acorn. Zoro took it before he sat before Satori. His knuckle tilted up his chin. Admiring the small boy who was the spitting image of his father.

"I'm here now." Zoro said.

Satori smiled before embracing him. Zoro embraced him back burying himself into the crook of his neck. Satori pulled back and smiled.

"Pops, will you come here everyday?" Satori asked.

"I will try."

So Zoro came over to the cottage everyday. Teaching Satori on how to use a sword while the girls watched. Cheering them on or being helpless princesses. Once they took little breaks the children would swarm him asking questions. Asking if Zoro had killed anyone or anything important like that.

"How did you meet my dad?" Loulee asked.

Loulee was in fact Sanji's daughter. Her spunky attitude, along with her fearless imagination. Loulee had her father's siren blue eyes, and strange eyebrows, along with his blonde hair. While Eden was the odd one out. Dark hair, brown eyes, freckles spread across her nose and cheeks. With a little on her shoulders. Eden had her hair cut short and had a few missing teeth.

Zoro sat back on his hands, "You want to know how I met Sanji?"

They nodded.

"Well it goes a little like this."

The sky rumbled as Zoro was just promoted to captain. His steel eyes glanced around as he docked the ship. He noticed a ship docked at the dock. Zoro got off his ship, he carefully got onto the ship. Slowly drawing his sword as the rain began to pour. Zoro stepped into the ship as his eyes glanced around. Not a figure in sight. Zoro motioned his fleet to spread out. Knowing this was a pirates ship. Zoro then stepped up to the door for below ship. Slowly pulling open the door. Where he came face to face with Sanji. Both staring at each other slightly shocked. While a blanket was wrapped up in his arms. Zoro's eye was frozen onto Sanji's. He swallowed thickly seeing the eye's of the siren. Eyes as blue as the sea they could drown you if you stare too long.

"Please sir." Sanji begged, "I'm no pirate, my father, my child and I only seek shelter onto this island. I stole this ship to get away from the previous island. Please I just want a place to stay."

Zoro nodded, "Follow me."

But once Zoro turned away, he was hit over the head with a blunt object. When he woke up next he sat in a dark room. Zoro groaned lifting his head, he felt something straddling his hips. While a hand took his chin tilting his head up to his level.

"Your kinda cute when you mumble in your sleep." Sanji purred.

"You're a liar." Zoro growled.

"That's what you get for listening to a pirate."

"What do you want from me?"

"I just wanted to start this chase."

Zoro cocked a brow, "A chase?"

"You see I'm going to let you go. Then we will see how long you will chase me, before you get bored of chasing me."

"I highly doubt it."

"That's what I like to hear."

Sanji kissed him roughly slipping something into his mouth. Once Sanji pulled back he ran his thumb across his chin.

"Name's Sanji by the way." Sanji purred.

"Zoro, Captain-"

Sanji already walked away leaving Zoro to spit out the item. It was a switch blade. Zoro tossed it behind him before ficking open the blade. He snapped off the ropes before getting out of the room. He headed on deck of his own ship seeing his men tied to the mass.

"Hi captain." They grinned.

"Damn pirate."

Loulee giggled, "I guess my dad got you pretty good."

Zoro chuckled, "Yeah."

"And that's when you fell in love with him too huh?"

"I guess you can say that."

Zoro perked up to guns being cocked, he turned to another fleet. Smoker tapped out his cigars onto the grass. Zoro got up as the children went inside. Smoker stood and hummed.

"Such a touching story, would be a shame if this went back to the fleet admiral." Smoker said.

Zoro growled, "Smoker."

He bounced the acorn up and down in his hand before catching it.

"Love can weaken you. And this is what the great Vice Admiral Roronoa Zoro had fallen to. Something as pitty as love." Smoker said, "Kill him."

Gun's were raised as Zoro drew his swords. Zeff and the children escaped through the back while Sanji climbed a tree. He bounced a couple of acorn's in his hand. Before chucking one at a time to each of the navy. They got all turned around as Sanji landed on Zoro's shoulders. He looked up to Sanji who rested on his head.

"I won't let Zoro take this fight by himself." Sanji said.

"Then I will take you both in and you will be stoned for your sins." Smoker barked.

They chuckled as gunfire broke out. Zoro cut through the bullets while Sanji kicked and knocked them down. Once they had a moment, they ran. Heading to the docks to find the kids and Zeff on a boat. Sanji climbed aboard as Zoro made sure they weren't followed. But on there tail was Smoker. Zoro stopped on the docks as they came head to head. Smoker pulled out his gun while Zoro pulled out a sword. Sanji and the other's began to sail away. Zoro and Smoker slashed and shot at each other. Dodging each time.

"Zoro hurry!" Sanji cried.

Zoro turned to Sanji leaning over the railing. He backed up before bolting to the ship. Sanji reached for him as Zoro jumped up to him. He pulled Zoro up onto the ship before slumping onto the deck. Zoro lied on top of Sanji both panting softly. Zoro pinned Sanji down to the dock and smirked to him.

"Ask me again." Zoro said.

"Ask you what?" Sanji chuckled.

"How long I'll chase you."

Sanji sighed, "How long will you chase me?"

Zoro kissed him softly before pulling back.

"I'll chase you for the rest of our lives."

Sanji snickered, "Oh how romantic."

"I've chased you for the past five years. I will never stop chasing you, starting from that day five years ago. Till forever on. Let's cause havoc as troublesome pirates with your father and our darling children."

Sanji's smile faded, "Wa-wait wh-"

"What you say about marrying an ex vice admiral?"

Sanji embraced him, "If I was anything else but a pirate I would've said no. But. I guess that will have to do."

"Awe yeah! We're getting two dads!"

"The end." Sanji said snapping the book shut.

The soft beeping of the heart monitor filled the room. Sanji sat on Zoro's knee as they turned to Eden. She smiled lying in the hospital bed, Loulee and Satori sitting beside her. She smiled softly as Sanji took her hand.

"Read it again could you daddy?" She whispered.

"Of course my love." Sanji said.

This inspired me to write another neighbors.