I'm so sorry (Acesan) NSP: Eating Food in the Shower.

Ace and Sanji sat at the breakfast table. Sanji stirring his tea reading the paper while Ace was just looking at him. A bored expression on his face. He watched Sanji's eye flicker from one article to another. He sighed earning the blondes attention. Sanji turned to him with his lips pursed.

"What is it now?" Sanji asked.

"Babe you know I love you. But it's hard to spend time together-"

"We've been sitting here for two hours."

"You got your cooking career and I've got my. Uh. I do stuff. I'll find a way to work this out let's get it on!"

He jumped up on the table startling Sanji who held his tea cup.

"I'm a busy guy and your a busy man. Everyday you wake up at the crack of nine. Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast. God knows that we have no time."

"Yes we do. I don't work until te-"

"But I've found a way to get the most out of our day. I prepared you this buffet, so grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me!"

Ace jumped off the table and headed into the kitchen. He pulled a tray of food out of the kitchen and headed down the hallway. Sanji blinked he sighed pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Fine. Fine. You better not waste that food." Sanji hissed.

Sanji followed Ace to the bathroom where he was stripped naked he grinned to Sanji holding the tray.

"Go on. Take off your clothes." Ace said.

Sanji groaned stripping as they stepped into the shower.

"Okay now what?" Sanji asked.

Ace turned on the shower having Sanji stiffen.

"Let's eat our food in the shower! Just look at the time we saved. Nothing unlocks a meals flavor potential like turning the faucet head from pulse to spray!"

Ace turned the faucet as Sanji crossed his arms watching the food get wet.

"I want to punch you." Sanji said.

"We're eating food in the shower. Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain. Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life. And there's a huge amount of bacon collecting in your drain!"

"Why are you doing this?!"

"That's right, baby. Don't things taste better when we're naked? I gotta tell you-"

A plate fell from the tray and onto the tub. It shattered.

"Whoops. Sorry I'll get that. That was.."

He dropped the entire tray. Sanji crossed his arms cocking a curled brow to Ace.

"Whoa whoa sorry sorry that was me."

Sanji rolled his eyes before getting out of the shower. Leaving Ace to pick up the broken glass and food. Once he was done he wrapped a towel around his hips and went to find Sanji. Who was sitting at the table unwrinkling the paper. He glared at Ace who flashed an apologetic look. He approached Sanji taking his hand.

"Okay okay I'm done. How about so treat you to a nice place. You and me." Ace grinned.

"What kind of place?" Sanji asked.

"It's pretty familiar. You'll know it when you see it."

"Fine."

Ace kissed Sanji's cheek before walking off with a large grin on his lips. So later that night. Sanji was dressed in one of his good suits. While Ace was dressed up nice too.

"Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin. It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate. Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner. Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date!"

Ace pulled Sanji down the hall where Luffy stood and lead them into the bathroom. Sanji groaned as a small table was inside the shower. Ace lead Sanji to it.

"Sit down at the tub-shaped table. Give your order to the waiter. And hold my pruney hand. I also hired a harpist and mariachi band." Ace grinned.

Sanji squealed as Marco, Thatch and Sabo stood up out of no where. Holding various instruments.

"Mi Amor!" Sabo cried.

"Eating food in the shower. But just between us I don't deny. All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos. Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by."

Then Juzo, Izo and Haruta popped out.

Sanji scrambled to the back of the shower as they were wearing shower caps,"Hi!"

Sanji turned to Ace.

"We're eating food in the shower. This is the pinnacle of your year. The night is only getting better as we get wetter and wetter. Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea." Ace shrugged picking up the taco.

When Ace turned back to Sanji. He was gone. They all turned to Ace and shrugged.

Ace dried off leaving his clothes in the bathroom to dry. He wrapped a towel around his hips escorting everyone out of the apartment. Once Ace said his final goodbyes he went to find Sanji. Who was laying in bed. A towel around his head while his suit was by the heater. He plopped a chocolate candy in his mouth. Sanji didn't give any attention to Ace as he walked in. He flopped on the bed and propped himself to look at Sanji.

"So. Did you like it. We should do it more often." Ace said.

Sanji sighed shutting his eyes before turning to Ace. He flicked his forehead having the ravenette growl.

"If you wanted to involve food in our sex life. You should of told me and I can make some sort of aphrodisiac dessert or something. Instead of wasting half of our food supply."

Ace nuzzled against Sanji, "I'm sorry I just wanted to have some fun with you."

Sanji flicked him once more, "Your paying for food next month then I'll forgive you."

"Okay. Deal."

Sanji turned to him and kissed him softly. Ace grinned as Sanji pulled back and put another candy in his mouth.

"Hey where did you get those?" Ace asked.

"They were in my drawer, I don't remember buying them. But I figured I better eat them before they go bad." Sanji shrugged.

Ace licked his lips, "Do they taste a little, funny?"

Sanji furrowed, "What did you do?"

"Nothing. I just bought you some sex chocolate. Hoping we can maybe have some fun."

Sanji sighed, "Fine. You perverted panther."

"I love you too."

I find myself terribly funny.