I need two more crack ship or normal ship requests! Also how can you not look at Tesoro and see Crocodile and Doflamingo? He's definitely there son.

(Doflacroc feat Tesoro)

It was five in the morning. FIVE IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING. Doflamingo grumbled reaching over to his sunglasses finding them missing. He opened his eye and noticed they weren't sitting on the nightstand. He sighed and glanced to Crocodile, his face furrowed wrapping the pillow around his head. He cracked open an eye to Doflamingo.

"Your son is awake." He growled.

Doflamingo smirked, "He's your son too."

He rolled his eyes and shut them once more. Doflamingo yawned getting up. What had awoken them? You ask. Oh. There son. The one who rarely sleeps, the one who sings himself to sleep, and sings everyone awake. He was loud, yes, Very, Very loud. If he had a volume knob you would find it had been ripped off him and set on high.

Doflamingo slunk himself into his sons room. Sitting on his bed watching the back of the boy's head bob when he listened your the radio.

"La la de da!" He cried.

He wore Doflamingo's sunglasses on his head and Crocodile's coat on. Acting like some king. Oh. And all of Crocodiles rings as well. Of course they were way to big for him. But. He takes good care of them.

The boy turned with a giant microphone in his hand but froze when he saw Doflamingo. This. Was Tesoro. The boy who dreamed to be a star. He wrote his own music, danced, and didn't come with an off button. Doflamingo picked Tesoro because he looked like if he and Crocodile had a child it would be him.

"Good morning father, did I wake you again?" Tesoro asked.

Doflamingo chuckled and patted his knee, "Not this time."

Tesoro smiled and climbed up onto his knee. Doflamingo held out his hand, Tesoro pouted taking the sunglasses off his forehead and handed them to him. Doflamingo smirked putting them on his face.

"Was that a new song you were writing?" Doflamingo asked.

Tesoro nodded, "I'm going to use it in the show."

"Show?"

The boy nodded, "I'm putting on a show."

"Where?"

"Here, you and Papa are invited."

Doflamingo smiled, "How about I invite the entire family, Dellinger and Baby 5 would love to help."

Tesoro shifted, "But Dellinger bit me last time, and Baby 5 and Buffalo are always teasing me."

Doflamingo ruffled his hair having Tesoro frown and fix his hair.

"I'll take care of that. Why don't you take a break for a little while. Your papa needs to sleep."

The boy nodded hopping off Doflamingo's lap and headed out of his room. Doflamingo furrowed walking into the office and shutting the door. A vein poking out of his head walking over to the den den moshi. He dialed the phone and sat on  his chair. I forgot to mention.

Tesoro can be quite.

He slunked under the couch in Doflamingo's office glancing to his father. His feet kicked up onto the desk and he watched the eyes peek up on the snail.

"Doffy!" Trebol cried.

"Let me talk to the kids." Doflamingo said.

"Yes sir."

Tesoro smirked resting on his folded arms. Doflamingo was very VERY overprotective of him.

"Young master!" Baby 5 cried.

"Oi! What are you doing picking on my son?" Doflamingo barked.

"But, but we didn't-"

"Bullshit, Tesoro wouldn't lie to me. You will come over for dinner and apologize. All three of you."

"Ye-yes Young master."

The door creaked open earning Doflamingo and Tesoro's attention. Crocodile stood in the doorway, the sheet of the bed wrapped around his being with his one good hand. Doflamingo smirked as he hung up the phone.

"What do I owe the honor of my husband visiting me in my office?" Doflamingo stood.

"You didn't come back to bed, who was on the phone?" Crocodile asked shutting the doors with his back.

Doflamingo chuckled, "Just some business nothing more love."

Crocodile approached him his eyes wandering to the couch. A gleam of his rings reflected back as he smirked. He turned to Doflamingo and stood before him. He dropped the sheet and kicked himself up on the desk. He was in his boxers giving himself some common decency. Doflamingo placed his hands on each side of his hips. They shared a quick kiss before Doflamingo started to kiss and suck onto his neck.

"There is more then us two in here." Crocodile whispered.

"Oh?" Doflamingo breathed.

"Under the couch." Crocodile sighed.

Doflamingo raised his hand and flicked his fingers, they turned to Tesoro climbing out from under the couch. He walked over to them his lips pursed and face furrowed. Doflamingo lowered his hand having Tesoro cross his arms and avoid eye contact.

"So you can be quiet hm?" Doflamingo asked.

Tesoro stuck his tongue out for a brief second before sticking it back in. They chuckled before the den den moshi started to ring. Crocodile picked it up.

"Yes?" He growled.

"Where are you two? Your warlord meeting started ten minutes ago." Sengoku barked.

"Yes yes, we will be there soon."

Then he hung up before they could get yelled at. So the small family had gotten ready for the meeting before heading out. Tesoro held both of there hands being swung between them. But his eyes stopped to a pair of sunglasses in the window. He stopped earning both of there father's attentions.

"What is it Tesoro?" Crocodile asked.

He turned to them and shook his head, "N-Nothing."

Tesoro looked to his feet before back up to his father's. You see, Tesoro was just brought into the family. He was comfortable with his two fathers, taking there things, and all. But. He was too shy to ask for something. Tesoro wouldn't ask if he could eat, ask if he could play with some kids, or ask for something he wanted. He couldn't bring himself to do it, he didn't want to be a burden on his new family. Or be a needy kid, he didn't want his new family to leave him. Just like the last.

"Is there something you want Tesoro?" Doflamingo asked kneeling down to his level.

"Oh, n-no I was just looking." He said.

"How am I supposed to spoil you if you don't tell me what you want?"

Tesoro glanced up to him, he then glanced back to his hands fiddling with his fingers.

"I, I just thought those sunglasses were pretty cool." He said.

Doflamingo chuckled, "You did?"

He nodded still looking at his hands. Doflamingo ruffled his hair having him puff his cheeks and glance up to him.

"I'll get them for you how does that sound?"

He smiled softly and nodded, Doflamingo chuckled getting up. Crocodile looked to his watch then back to Doflamingo who went into the shop. Tesoro tugged softly on his pants earning his attention. He raised his hands up having Crocodile crack a small smile and pull him up on his hip.

"Papa, what's your meeting about?" Tesoro asked.

"Just some business. We come together every once and a while to talk. You'll meet a few other kids there. About your age or younger."

The door chimed as they turned to Doflamingo. He approached Tesoro and slid the sunglasses onto his face.

"There, your just like your old man."

Tesoro smiled looking around seeing the world in a new color. Purple. Since Doflamingo's were pink. Crocodile set him down as he skipped off admiring everything.

"Tesoro! Don't go to far!" Crocodile called.

"Are you worried?" Doflamingo grinned.

Crocodile whacked him in the chest, "Shut up."