A/N: (slides this story across the table to you with a shit eating grin) Go on.

It poured. Oh how it poured. Rain pooling down the street and drenching people who were caught under it.

Newgate frowned. He stood under a bakers shop awnings. He had three leashes on his wrist. One blue, one orange, and one red. They were all attached to three children. Two of which were whining that they couldn't play in the rain. While there youngest brother. Was complaining about how the rain got his new dress wet.

Marco was the eldest and loved to cause trouble. He was the leader of his younger brothers. Coming up with all kinds of plans. He was well behaved though and knew when enough was enough. He was close to Newgate. Since he was his first child.

Thatch was the second eldest. Always trying to make things. Mud pie, stick soup, leaf salad. And asking pops and his brothers to try it. He was a great chef when they played together. Thatch always came up with fun ideas and Marco would execute them. That's where puddle jumping came in.

Izo was the youngest. Only by a year. Izo was very neat and organized. He was always doing Newgate's hair or Thatchs. Before he would do his own. Izo always said it's easier to do someone else's hair then his own. He was different then Marco and Thatch. He liked to play with dolls and did makeup. Which ended him getting bullied a lot. Marco and Thatch always stood up for him though. Like the big brothers they were.

"Come on pops. Just one puddle!" Thatch cried.

"No Thatch. Your gonna get wet then complain about the cold." Newgate sighed.

"Awe come on pops please!" Marco whined.

"Marco not you too."

"They look like fun!"

Izo curled his lips in disgust looking to the puddles.

They perked up when a man stepped under in a large coat and umbrella. They watched the scarlet haired man step under the bakers awning and shook off his umbrella. He then lifted his coat as two boys jumped out. Luffy took in a breath of air before he sighed. Then noticed the other boys. Luffy hid behind the red haired man's leg. Ace crossed his arms and turned away avoiding eye contact.

"Shanks, there's people over there." Ace grumbled.

The red haired man perked up and grinned to them.

"Oh sorry, I hope you don't mind sharing for a moment." Shanks said.

"It's not mine to share." Newgate said.

"Pops I wanna play in the puddle!" Thatch whined.

Izo tugged on his pant leg earning Newgates attention.

"He's staring at you funny." Izo whispered.

"Just ignore him and he will go away." Newgate said.

"You have a nice face." Shanks started stepping closer to the tall blonde man, "You know what would make it look better?"

Newgate cocked a brow, "And what is that?"

"A mustache?!" Marco cried.

"A beard?" Thatch nodded.

"Oh! A sparkle beard!" Izo grinned.

Marco and Thatch turned to Izo with, 'why would you say that.' Kind of look.

"If I sat on it." Shanks purred.

"There are children present." Newgate growled.

"It's not like they understand anyway."

"Your putting me in a situation that I would have to explain it."

"You know my hands are a little cold. Mind if I stick them down your pants to warm them up."

Newgate didn't respond, all he could do was purse his lips and blush slightly.

"How do you like your sausage in the morning? Scrambled or blown?"

"Why would you blow a sausage?" Marco muttered.

"You'd blow it cause it's hot Marco duh." Izo said.

"I didn't think you could scramble a sausage." Thatch muttered.

"Why don't you tell me your name. So I know what I'll be screaming tonight."

"I will punch you."

"Shame. I was gonna give you my umbrella so you could get home. But if your going to be that way about it."

"What do you want?"

Shanks handed him a pen and paper.

"Name and number."

Newgate sighed writing his name and number down before getting Shanks umbrella.

"I'll call you later."

"So your telling me. You've tainted our minds before we even knew it?!"

Shanks nodded sitting on Newgates lap, "It was funny."

It's been ten years now, Shanks and Newgate hooked up. And. One thing lead to another. And now they have five kids.

"Your disgusting." Marco huffed.

"I know. But your pops likes it that way." Shanks said patting his chest.

I do not regret what I have done. I need more votes for the last chapter. So if you could please vote on one that would be nice. Thank you.