A/N: I think I'm funny

Sanji and Yonji sat at home cutting apples for there famous apple pie. Yonji and Sanji would make it every year for the summer and invite everyone over to eat it.

As Yonji finished cutting the last of the apples and sighed sitting back on a chair. Sanji was putting the dough in the tin as he turned to Yonji.

"Can I use your phone?" Yonji asked.

"What happened to yours?" Sanji asked.

"I left it at home. You had me rush over here to make this with you."

"Fine fine."

Yonji grinned hopping off the chair. He headed across the kitchen to Sanji's phone getting inside. Yonji blinked in surprise seeing Zoro's shirtless body as his wallpaper. He glanced to Sanji before going through his photo's to forward the message to himself. He nodded to his work before the phone started to ring.

"Oh dad's calling." Yonji grinned.

Daddy was written across the screen. Sanji furrowed as he turned to Yonji answering his phone.

"Daw how cute you saved pops name as Daddy." Yonji teased.

"WAIT- DON'T-"

"Oh hey pops! Are you coming over later?" Yonji asked.

It was quiet a moment.

"Yonji it's me." Zoro said, "Wait what's my name in Sanji's phone?"

Yonji dropped the phone as Sanji's cheeks grew a dark red.

"OH MY GOD!" Yonji cried, "HIS NAME IN YOUR PHONE IS DADDY?!"

"SHUT UP."

Zoro grinned on the other side of the line. Sanji soon picked up the phone and pressed it to his ear. Yonji was on the floor laughing or crying. Maybe a little of both.

"So. I'm daddy huh?" Zoro purred.