A/N: So the winners for the bet pt. 2 was, Nurse, Cheerleader, and a cop. So. Without a further ado. Enjoy crack ship Sunday.

"That should be the last of it." Ace sighed.

Inside the small apartment there was a small stack of boxes all marked 'Luffy.' He had just moved into a friend's house with him. Since Ace had no room for him because he was living at Marco's house until he found a place of his own. His so called 'Pops', who runs the large house, said he could stay there. Along with a good handful of others. Ace referrers to them as his brothers. Since they all live together and have been through thick and thin.

Ace slumped on the couch taking one of the cookies sitting in a jar on the coffee table. While Luffy was going through a few boxes of his to find something. Which turned out to be his straw hat and placed it on his head before turning to Ace. He hopped on the couch and lied in his brother's lap.

"So who is this guy you've decided to move in with?" Ace asked.

"Oh Sanji? He's a friend of mine I. Ran into." Luffy's lips slowly pursed avoiding eye contact.

Ace furrowed, "Ran. Into?"

Luffy nodded having Ace squint to him.

"Luffy." Ace hissed, "What did you do?"

"Okay you see..."

The door opened earning the brother's attention. A blonde walked in, having Ace drop his cookie. The blonde held two paper sacks walking into the apartment. He walked past the two and into the kitchen setting the bags down on the counter.

"Luffy can you go get the rest of the groceries from my car?" The blonde asked.

He didn't look up but heard Luffy groan swallowing Ace's cookie whole. Then the boy pouted hopping off the couch and stomped out of the room putting on his hat.

"And don't eat anything!" He barked.

Luffy whined as the door shut. Ace got off the couch and leaned in the doorway of the kitchen. He earned the blonde's attention, those striking blue eyes gleamed to him. Having Ace swallow thickly and clutch his hands behind his back.

"You must be Ace, do you always come into people's homes without your shirt on?" He asked.

"Oh. Sorry I was bringing in the rest of Luffy's belongings. I can-"

"No it's alright. I'm sure your parched. Give me a moment and I'll prepare something for you to drink."

Ace held out his hand to him, "Thank you for bringing in my brother."

Sanji shook his hand, "He will be a dent in my food supply but it's better than being alone."

"Say Luffy and I are going to a party tonight. How about you tag along with us. It'll be fun."

Sanji sighed, "Alright you talked me into it."

"But I didn't say-"

"You didn't have to."

Sanji winked before going into the kitchen and started something to drink. Ace purred to himself before the door was opened and Luffy walked in with the groceries. He set them on the counter and then slumped back on the couch.

"Luffy, Sanji said he was going to come to Marco's party tonight."

"Well that's good. Sanji needs to get out of the apartment, I've been hoping for him to get a boyfriend. So I can eat their leftovers." Luffy grinned.

Ace pushed off the doorway glancing to Sanji checking the bags. He wasn't paying attention. Ace sat next to Luffy keeping an eye on Sanji.

"So he's single?" Ace asked.

Luffy nodded, "Yeah why?"

"I'm asking for a friend."

"Oh are you gonna hook him up with Marco?"

"Uh. Sure."

Later that night the trio headed out dressed in some party clothes as they headed to the house. Marco owned a large house which consisted of party's day and night. And if you were invited to one then it was truly something to die for. Along with Ace's alcoholic drinks. His famous, fire fist.

The three headed inside, Sanji stuck to the two as people were pouring through windows and a good handful were passed out. Sanji wandered off along with Luffy while Ace went to find Marco. Who was in the backyard with a cigarette between his lips and his eyes to the pool.

"Oh Marco its-"

He held up a hand for Ace to wait a minute, he turned to the pool finding a few handfull of people swimming. But Marco wasn't watching them. He watched a tall man with dark brown hair pull his long hair into a bun and stepped back from the pool. Marco bit his lip watching the man jump into the pool naked. Then he turned to Ace with a hum.

"Ace I'm glad you could make it. I was watching Thatch. Making sure he didn't hit his head." Marco shrugged.

"Yeah likely story." Ace cocked a brow.

Marco flicked his cigarette at his forehead before turning back to the pool.

"You gonna make some fire fists?" Marco asked.

"As long as you make your Phoenix." Ace nudged him.

"Deal."

Thatch bobbed his head out and streamed water from his lips onto Marco having the blonde chuckle and remove his shirt. Thatch grinned wiggling his finger motioning Marco into the pool who complied with little effort. Ace rolled his eyes before heading into the party. Where he headed into the kitchen and started to make his drink. Where he Sanji wandered in a moment later.

"What's that?" Sanji asked.

"Oh it's my drink." Ace hummed, "Want to try some?"

Sanji took the orange, yellow, and red beverage. Before he took a sip. He smiled looking to Ace.

"This is like fruit punch." He said.

Ace chuckled, "Can't taste the alcohol."

Sanji hummed drinking more and more. But that one glass alone. Made him drunk. Ace also made one for himself but knew how to keep his liquor. Mostly.

He hummed setting the glass away and embraced Ace. He pulled back running a finger down his nose and glanced up to him.

"You know, you and Luffy don't look like brothers. I mean. Your fucking hot. I would bang you without a second thought."

"Oh really, I'm gonna have to take you up on that offer."

Sanji hummed grabbing his shirt and kissed him roughly on the lips before he pulled away.

"I'm gonna go sleepy time junction now." Sanji stammered.

Ace smirked cocking a brow to the blonde who stumbled away. He sighed following after Sanji who collapsed on the couch. Ace scooped him up and took him upstairs. Where he kicked his door open and shut it behind him. Ace put Sanji on his bed and put him in one of his oversized shirts before leaving to join the party once more.

Sanji woke up the following morning with a blaring headache. He sat up and grunted. But his eyes widened seeing he was in a bed that wasn't his. Sanji noticed the t shirt he was wearing and his clothes littered on the floor. Then turned to the other side of the bed. Where Ace was sound asleep beside him. Sanji lifted the blanket slightly seeing Ace was only in his boxer's. He lowered it before trying to wake up Ace. Which had no avail. Sanji was about to give up hope when he noticed a bright green sticky note on the desk. He reached out to it and picked it up before reading it.

'Take a piece of beef jerky and put it under his nose. It's in the box.' Marco.

Sanji looked to the box sitting on the desk. He slid it close to him and opened it. Then opened the small bag with the meat kept within. Sanji took a piece and wafted it under Ace's nose. Where his eyes snapped open and he snapped it from Sanji. Who backed off watching as his jaw unhinged to eat the meat. Then burped before turning to Sanji.

"Oh. Good morning." Ace said.

Sanji shifted, "Um, what happened last night? Did we do anything?"

"Oh no, I did undress you though. I figured you didn't want to sleep in jeans."

Sanji cocked a brow before straddling Ace's hips, "Oh, why not? Didn't you like my offer. Or, do I have to convince you another way?"

Sanji cupped his cheeks before kissing him softly, then pulled away with a soft smile.

"Well, if you put it that way." Ace grinned.