A/N: Guys. Guys. I have 169 followers. And 10K on this book! Thank you guys so much!  I got this idea off youtube. A little girl asked her father for a boyfriend and. You'll see.

Red stood by the window waiting for Kidd to come home. Like she did everyday. Law would sit in his scrubs reading a book or be watching the TV. But today was a little different.

You see.

Red brought up something she should take up with Kidd. Since she had the man wrapped around her little finger. She knew he was going to agree. If not. He'd get her spunky attitude.

"Daddy he's here." She said.

Law perked up shutting his book while Red bounced at the window. He rested back against the couch as Kidd walked through the door. She ran up to him earning a grin from Kidd and scooped her up. They embraced before Kidd kissed her.
Law got up to join his family in a welcoming home love. Kissing Kidd softly before wrapping an arm around his middle. Red grinned sitting on his hip.

"How was work papa?" She asked.

"It was good. I got to work on this really nice car. It was red."

She gasped clutching her short red hair, "Like me?"

He grinned, "Just like you my little princess."

"Red love, why don't you tell your father what you told me today." Law said.

She grinned, "When I grow up I want to have a boyfriend."

Kidd chuckled softly, "Oh you do, do you? Well when you bring said boyfriend home. Your daddy and I will break his legs."

She gasped, "NO!"

"Yes, yes we will. And harvest his organs and sell them for big money."

"Papa no!"

"Papa yes, and guess what will happen after that?"

"What?"

"Your daddy and I will go see your boyfriends daddy. We will take him hostage and keep him in a secret room in the basement. Where your daddy and I will do sick and twisted things to him."

Red pouted, "Listen, I want a boyfriend, and I'm getting a boyfriend."

Kidd hummed cupping her cheek, "Your not getting a boyfriend. Your father and I have been to jail. And we ain't afraid of going back."

"Yes I am!"

"Red, your going to work in the hospital with me and you will never leave my side." Law said.

(Ten Years Later)

Red had gotten that boyfriend. And is planning to meet her fathers. Being the overprotective men that they are. They decided to have a little fun.

Kidd and Law sat together on the couch. Cuddled up watching some medical show with gore and stuff. None of them winced or batted an eye to all the blood. Until the doorbell rang. Kidd and Law smirked as Red began to head down the stairs. Kidd was first to the door before Red got there.

"It's alright sweetheart I got it." Kidd said.

Law got up as Kidd opened the door. The teenage boy stood tall holding a bundle of flowers for Red. Kidd furrowed slightly seeing the kid was well built. And slightly dressed up for the occasion. The boy held out his hand to Kidd who slowly took it.

"Hello you must be Red's father. I'm-"

"But but! I'd rather not hear your name." Kidd snapped.

The boy nodded, "Yes sir."

Kidd pulled him in just an inch away from his face.

"Always remember, I can make your death look like an accident. So if I hear anything I'm not supposed to. I'd sleep with an eye open." Kidd hissed.

Law placed a hand to Kidd's shoulder, "Leave the poor boy alone Kidd."

Kidd chuckled patting the boy's back, "I'm just messing with the boy. Right kid?"

"Y-Yes sir."

Kidd walked the boy inside as Red embraced him.

"I'm so happy you came." She grinned.

The boy looked up to Law and Kidd. Both sliding fingers across there necks having the boy swallow thickly.

"Y-yeah me too." He shuttered.

She pulled back, "These are my dad's. Law and Kidd. You'll get used to there sick since of humor."

"Red love, we're just having some fun. It's not everyday you bring home a boy. And he walks out, alive." Law grew a grin on his lips.

"Let me show you around."

Red showed the boy around. He noticed all the guns, and swords hanging up on the walls. Growing more and more nervous with each step.

As dinner was ready Law had served everyone. The boy sat next to Red. He perked up as Law grabbed the salt. His eyes widened clutching onto his fork.

"Do you always keep the rat kill that close to the salt?"

Law smirked, "Oh yes, it helps me get rid of, unwanted guests."

He glanced to the boy over his shoulder. Kidd rumbled as Law came and sat next to his husband. Placing the salt in the center of the table.

"So tell me, what is it you want to be?" Law asked.

"I'd like to be a nurse. I've always liked to help people. I'm a huge fan of your work Mr. Trafalgar."

"Yes I know. I also know you broke your leg when you were ten. Claiming you could do a kick flip. I also operated on you when you had your little. Accident. I wouldn't be boasting your, little, friend."

The boy blushed in embarrassment, "That was supposed to be personal."

"When your head of the hospital. I can do whatever the hell I want."

The boy stood, "I have to go."

Then he stormed off as Red gasped following after him. Kidd and Law smirked high fiving before digging into there dinner.

"You've got some nerve scaring him off." Red barked.

Law awed softly, "Once you bring home someone who can handle us. He's the right one for you. I'm just upset I wasn't able to use my plastic heart trick."

"Awe man that gets them every time!" Kidd whined.

Red stormed off to her room. Kidd and Law chuckled before sitting back.

"Celebration sex?" Kidd asked.

Law and Kidd got up heading to there room.