Zosan some sexual content
Also featuring Mihawk x Shanks, little Gin x Sanji, and Kidlaw

Zoro leaned against his car picking his l teeth with a tooth pick. He was no gentlemen, he had no class. Just an asshole jumping from one person to the next. He was paid to be an asshole. You see, he fixed relationships. The man, or women would leave and Zoro would dive in to save the relationship. The door slammed as Zoro turned to the young lady storming out of the house.
"Your three hours late!" She barked.
He flicked his toothpick at her, she growled.
"Sorry toots, I just couldn't get away from the kids."
Her eyes lit up, "Kids?"
"Yeah I run a, foster home."
He lied through his teeth. She giggled as they got into the car.
"I gotta warn you, my radio is broken." Zoro said.
"Oh? It's alright. I don't-"
Zoro started the car as heavy rock blasted through the stereos. He smirked turning to her.
"SEE, I TOLD YOU!" He cried.
"WHAT?!" He cried back.
Zoro chuckled and drove down the street. And headed into a shitty little hole in the wall restaurant. They got out of the car as they went inside. They were seated as his date looked around. Zoro guzzled down a beer, his feet kicked up on a table.
"So, tell me about yourself. Zoro."
"What's there to tell." Zoro said.
"Well," she twirled her hair around her finger, "I'm an art teacher at a high school-"
She squealed as a rat ran across her feet. Zoro cocked a brow.
"That's it! Take me home this instant!" She spat.
"Sure, after you pay the bill for my beers."
She gasped pulling out her wallet as Zoro guzzled down another beer. They left, Zoro walked her up to the door and pinned her to it.
"So how about it toots, you and-"
"Not in a million years!"
She batted him with her purse, Zoro held his cheek as she stormed off inside. Zoro smirked going back to his car and drove to the bar. He stepped down to a few people inside.
"Of course babe, it's alright I swear."
Zoro shook hands with the man, earning a good two hundred bucks. He ordered himself another beer and got another target. Zoro was a man who "dated" women or men and would take them on the worst date possible, then would have them crawling back to there ex's. You see Zoro wasn't the kind of man to stay with one man or women.
Once he was done he went home to his roommate Gin.
"Sanji, come on don't do this again." Him groaned.
Zoro cocked a brow. Sanji was the man Gin was currently seeing. He had never seen, talked, or met the guy. Zoro kind of figured Sanji was a fraud so Gin thought he had a boyfriend to seem cooler around him. Gin dropped his phone earning Zoro's attention.
"He- he left me." Gin muttered.
"What? Sanji?" Zoro asked.
"He, he says I don't express myself enough and needs more. Excitement in his life."
Zoro shrugged sitting on the couch.
"No." Zoro said pointing at him.
"But Zoro please."
Zoro perked up to him, "I don't work for friends."
"Please, I'm begging you here."
Zoro turned to him, "Are you sure?"
Gin hesitated and rubbed the back of his neck.
"I. No."
"Good."
But. Gins mind changed the following day.
Sanji walked up the stairs in the building onto there floor. Gin perked up and smiled. Sanji was the type of man who, picks sides. And the women's side always won. Sanji sipped his coffee earning Gin's attention before he walked away. He went to his office, only to run into the new guy. Sanji chuckled helped pick up the papers. Gin watched as the man smiled and thank him.
"Damn it." He muttered.
"Are you positive?" Zoro asked.
"Yes, please. He's about to leave for his morning run. You can meet him at the park. He stops before the fountain, tosses a penny, then leaves."
"Got it, give me five minutes." Zoro said.
He stretched getting out of bed and changing into some shorts and a white t-shirt. He put on his sneakers and headed down to his car. Zoro drove off to the park and jogged over to the fountain. He arrived just in time. He could see Sanji jogging in. He smirked hopping up onto the fountain and walking around the rim. But as Sanji got closer, Zoro tired to be cool but he slipped and fell into the fountain. Sanji perked up and jogged a bit faster up into the fountain. He pulled out his earbuds and stepped up onto the fountain.
"Hey, are you okay?" Sanji asked.
Zoro perked up to him, and his breath hitched. Sanji stood in the sunlight, making him look like an angel. Sanji held out his hand.
"Come on you'll catch a cold."
Zoro took his hand helping him out of the fountain. Sanji pulled out a penny and tossing it into the fountain.
"Heh, you come here to toss a penny too?" Zoro asked pulling off his shirt.
Sanji blinked turning to him, his eye widened a bit to Zoro's shirtless form. He wrung out his shirt.
"I, I, I do." Sanji gulped, "I haven't seen you around before."
"Eh, I usually go a bit later but. I wanted it to get it done now. I'm glad I did, or I wouldn't of met you."
Sanji tucked a strand of hair behind his ear, "Sanji."
"Zoro."
"It's nice to meet you, um. I wish I had a pen or I'd give you my number." Sanji sighed.
"Don't worry about it, I'm sure we can run into each other again."
"How about we meet here for lunch tomorrow. Don't worry about anything just bring yourself."
Sanji smiled, Zoro's heart skipped a beat. The blonde waved before jogging off down the path.
"Damn. Now I see why I haven't met him." Zoro muttered.
His phone rang snapping him out of his daze. Zoro pulled out his phone answering it.
"Yo." Zoro said wringing out his shirt.
"Nice show, how did it go?" Gin asked.
"I have a date with him tomorrow at lunch."
"Great."
"Now, tell me everything I need to know."
"Well it goes a little like this..."
Zoro arrived the following afternoon dressed casual to find Sanji sitting on a blanket by the fountain. Sanji smiled patting a spot next to him. Zoro kicked off his shoes and lied back on the blanket.
"Thank you for meeting me."
Zoro shrugged, "Whatever."
Sanji laughed, "A careless attitude, how original."
Zoro cocked a brow, "What?"
"Nothing nevermind."
He opened his backpack pulling out food and placed it on the blanket.
"So, Zoro. What is it you do?"
"Nothing special, just a gym teacher."
"Oh? So you like children then?"
"I guess."
"So your doing the whole asshole thing?"
"Huh?"
Sanji poured some wine into two glasses before handing one to Zoro.
"If you don't like me you can just tell me." Sanji said.
"I never said I didn't. I wouldn't be here if I-"
"Then, tell me. Do you like kids?"
"Yeah I took the job because I like kids."
Sanji scooted closer to him, "Was that so hard?"
Sanji slowly broke Zoro of his asshole shell. Earning Zoro to fall for him.
"So. What happened with you and your ex?"
Sanji grumbled, "Gin? Tsk. That man never knew how to. To.... nevermind."
"Oh now your being secretive." Zoro hummed.
"Fine if you insist. Gin never, knew how to treat me right. Too. Kind, gentle, and very slow."
"What do you mean?"
Sanji rested on Zoro's shoulder, "The guy never really kissed me. Besides the cheek or a peck on the lips. But a real genuine kiss."
"If you want a kiss, then that's all you gotta ask."
Sanji turned to him, before Zoro kissed him. His eyes blew wide before slowly melting into the kiss and wrapped his arms around Zoro's neck. Before he pulled back with a daze and sparkle in his eyes. Zoro smirked resting back on his hands. Sanji took Zoro's arm and wrote down his number.
"I, I hope we can do this again. At my place." Sanji said.
"Sure." Zoro said.
Sanji and Zoro chatted eating lunch until it got dark. They lied on the blanket looking up at the sky.
"You said you cooked that?" Zoro asked.
"I did. I always wanted to be a cook. But. I'm stuck at the stupid fashion magazine."
Zoro turned to him, "Why don't you leave?"
"I. Don't know if I'll be able to get the job."
Zoro shrugged folding his arms behind his head.
"I would do what you love most. Just saying."
Sanji turned to Zoro who had his eyes shut. He straddled Zoro's hips and rolled his hips. Zoro cracked an eye open.
"For an asshole, you know how to say all the right things. Why don't you and me go back to my place and you can show me how it feels to do all the right things?" Sanji hummed.
He stiffened as a lump formed under him, Zoro smirked opening his other eye.
"You sure you wanna do that toots? After all we just had our first date."
Sanji frowned, "Whatever."
He got up and started to leave, Zoro sat up and called out to him. Sanji turned to him with a confused look. Zoro's lips spoke before his mind could stop him. Sanji blinked before he smiled.
"Tomorrow. Meet me here at noon. Don't be late." Sanji winked.
And Zoro watched him walk off. He sighed lying back on the blanket.
'When can I see you again?'
He groaned, "He's getting to me."
Once Zoro got home Gin greeted him in.
"It's working! He called to talk before lunch tomorrow." Gin said.
Zoro smirked, "I told you, he'd be crawling back to you. But I see why I haven't met him. He's pretty fine."
Gin chuckled.
The next morning Gin headed out to meet Sanji at a coffee shop. Only to be beaten there. Gin boggled at how Sanji was dressed so, sexy, tight jeans, tight v neck showing off some of his chest, black boots and a black hat on his head. Gin headed inside sitting across from him.
"Sanji it's good to see you." Gin said.
Sanji smiled, "I can see your doing well."
"I wanted to apologize for the other day, I know I rushed things and-"
"I want to start over. As friends." Sanji said bluntly.
Gin blinked, "Friends?"
"I, like you Gin I really do. But. I see someone else has caught my attention. And I'd like to see where it goes with him."
His phone went off, he checked it before putting it in his pocket.
"I have to go. I have another appointment." Sanji said.
Gin sat confused and watched Sanji leave.
Zoro and Sanji had, frequently gone to see each other. Until Sanji asked.
"I was wondering if you and me can. You know. Date."
"I thought we already were." Zoro smirked.
"I just thought we should make it official."
Sanji said fiddling with his fingers avoiding eye contact. They sat at Sanji's home in the living room. Zoro's arm wrapped around Sanji's shoulders. Zoro reached over tilting Sanji's chin and turning him to him.
"Your not asking for me to be boyfriend, your asking for something else too."
Sanji blushed pushing him down on the couch. Straddling his hips.
"Please, take me. I've been longing for another touch." Sanji begged.
"Say no more."
Zoro kissed him scooping him up and taking him to his bedroom. Pinning him down on the bed and pulled back.
"Are you sure?" Zoro asked.
"Positive."
Gin paced back in forth before calling Zoro. Who picked up pretty quick.
"Yeah what is it?" Zoro asked.
Sanji poked his head out from under the blanket. Zoro smirked and rubbed his chin.
"I think Sanji's seeing someone." Gin said.
"Seeing someone?" Zoro asked.
Sanji disappeared under the blanket.
"Yeah he mentioned the other day he had his eye on someone. Can you find out for me." Gin asked.
Zoro groaned, "I- I'm busy at the moment. I'll call you later."
Gin sighed as he hung up.
"Whatever Zoro."
But it's been three days, once Zoro would come home and Gin would finally get to talk to him. He'd up and leave again.
"That's it. I'm going to do this myself."
Gin got up and drove over to Sanji's house.  Where Zoro and Sanji resided. Going at it like rabbits. Sanji had a roommate. Who didn't mind and was supportive of the relationship.
"Keep it down you fucks!" Usopp cried.
"Sorry!" Sanji cried.
"Concentrate." Zoro grunted.
His hands gripping tightly at Sanji's hips thrusting into his ass.
"Your getting close. Your tightening around me." Zoro chuckled.
Sanji moaned as Zoro picked up the pace. Usopp perked up to the car driving into the drive way. He pushed his glasss up onto his head before going downstairs.
"Sanji! Come to the door!" Gin cried.
"Oh great." Usopp muttered.
He opened the door to Gin soaking wet.
"Look, Sanji's. Busy right now. Come back later." Usopp said.
"Come on let me see him. I just wanna talk to him."
"He's. Busy like I said. So leave."
Gin made his way past Usopp.
"No! Don't go up there." Usopp cried.
He tried to stop Gin, but as he opened the door. His heart sank. Sanji lied in a tight sweaty embrace of Zoro still inside of him. There lips locked, as Sanji pulled back he blushed seeing Gin and Usopp in the doorway.
"Gin?!" Sanji cried.
Zoro stiffened and turned to him. He growled shutting the door and going downstairs. Zoro sighed pulling out of Sanji and kissing his forehead.
"I'm sorry." Zoro muttered.
He pulled back as Sanji looked up at him confused.
"What do you mean?"
Zoro sighed and explained everything. That he was hired by Gin to make him fall in love with Gin again. But. It ended up wrong and.
"I fell in love with you." Zoro said.
"You." Sanji muttered putting his hand on his cheek.
Before he harshly slapped Zoro across the face. Zoro pulled back holding his cheek. Sanji pulled on his button up and glared at him.
"So this entire time, you were trying to hook me up with that puffy excuse for a man?! After I told you how I felt!?" Sanji spat.
He shoved Zoro out of his room and threw his clothes at him.
"Get out of my sight! And never see me again!" Sanji hissed.
Gin turned to Zoro slumped against the hallway. He started to dress himself before heading downstairs. Gin grabbed his arm.
"Why did you tell him?"
Zoro turned to him, "Because I care about him."
He snapped his arm away and headed home. Where Zoro or Sanji hadn't talked to each other for about a month now.
"So you've come to me."
Zoro crossed his arms to his father. Mihawk' golden eyes examined his son and smirked.
"You've really fallen in love with someone."
"Yes sir."
Mihawk gave a low chuckle before pressing a button. A moment later a man dressed in a suit came in with slick back red hair. Mihawk got up.
"Alright here is what you do."
Shanks faced Mihawk, who straightened his coat.
"You took it off again didn't you?" Mihawk muttered.
"It's hot!" Shanks whined.
"Shut up you look dashing."
Mihawk leaned into Shanks ear whispering before pulling back. Shanks nodded with a sly grin.
"Now, watch." Mihawk said.
Shanks slapped Mihawk across the face, before hitting him again.
"Let them take out the rage." Mihawk said.
Mihawk grabbed his wrist and pulled him close.
"Take advantage of the moment. Before he could strike again. Then embrace."
Mihawk embraced Shanks.
"Then apologize for your wrongs and mistakes while they struggle to get away."
Mihawk apologized for nothing wrong having Shanks calm down and embrace him back. They pulled back and turned to Zoro.
"If he doesn't forgive you, then he truly didn't love you."
"How do I-"
Mihawk pulled out a wedding invitation for a wedding. Between Trafalgar Law and Eustass Kidd.
"I was invited, but I cannot attend. Take my place as a groomsmen."
"Thanks pops." Zoro said.
Zoro left as Shanks was about to leave Mihawk grabbed the back of his coat.
"Oh no, strip of your clothes and sit at my desk. You need to be punished." Mihawk hummed.
Zoro talked to Kidd explaining that his father couldn't make it. Which he was cool with and let him be one of his groomsmen. Once the wedding rolled around Zoro was dressed in an all black tux and was taken to the venue. He stepped out and all eyes were on him. Ladies kept there eyes on him. Even a set of blue not far. Sanji was dressed in a full red tux watching Zoro on the search.
"You looking for something, gym teacher?" Sanji asked.
Zoro turned to Sanji leaning against the wall.
"Sanji I-"
Sanji pushed off the wall and embraced Zoro.
"Gin told me, that. You really cared for me. And. I forgive you."
"Then we fucked under the staircase." Zoro said kicking his feet up on the footrest.
Sanji smacked him upside the head.
"No one needs to know that."
"What does this have to do with me?" Usopp asked.
"We want you to plan our wedding." Sanji smiled.
"WEDDING?!"