Chapter 23 Dumbass
He focused on the terrace, calculating a perfect landing angle in his head. He had to run through it all to keep the adrenaline high. He took a deeo breath and jumped down, landing on the building on his all fours. He got up and jumped over to the next building, he grabbed the terrace edge and jumped down on a window, and from there, he grabbed a water pipe and slid down all the way to the ground. Hell yeah! He ran across the gate, through his family lawn to the city.
On his way, he came across an electronics shop, he remember Zalia today. He stopped and went in. After a while, he came out with a camera, "Boom, baby!" He looked at the street through his camera, "Hah, next time, I won't miss, Zalia,"
He jumped over the fence and climbed on top of a window pane, jumping, he reached for the first floor window and pulled himself up. It was Louise's room, "Louise!"
Louise looked back from his computer. Ryan and Jerome were also there. "What the hell? The door is an invention,"
"Fuck the door. Why are you all here and nobody invited me?"
"We did. Your phone was switched off," Ryan said.
MJ looked at his phone, he didn't even know when the battery died, "Okay but why are you guys here?"
"We're working on a new song. Zalia told us you made something that you played at the cafe today, so that's why we were calling you at Louise's place to discuss our parts," Jerome told him.
"Oh yeah, I've made many. Haven't thought of the parts for all of them though," He put his phone on Louise's charger to get it running again. Everything they needed was inside his phone.
"While this is switching on," He turned towards Louise, "Listen, you gotta tell me how it was," Ryan and Jerome looked at Louise. Louise was confused himself.
"What are you talking about?" Louise asked.
"Don't be shy. Guys, Louise lost his virginity today,"
"WHAT?!" Louise yelled.
"AYO?! NO WAY! LOUISE! YOU'RE A MAN NOW!"
"No, wait-"
"My condolences, Louise," Ryan said.
"Ryan it's a good thing," MJ whispered in his ear.
"I see," Ryan nodded, "Congratulations, Louise!"
"How is it?"
"I didn't have sex with anyone!" Louise said, "Matter of fact, I thought MJ had sex with Zalia!"
"MJ blushed, "What?"
"What? Ew, why would you even- Stop it! Zalia is a goddess," Jerome said and MJ gave him a side eye, "She won't be a goddess anymore if she lets someone like MJ tap her. This motherfucker, he's shorter than her, weaker than her and he looks like a toad in front of her,"
"Zalia is very hot," Ryan smiled.
"Why, thank you, boys," MJ looked pissed, "But no, I did not have sex with Zalia,"
"Yeah, she told me," Louise said.
"I was going to have sex with someone though,"
"What happened? What stopped you?" Jerome asked.
"Eh, a situation arose. I met this guy called....Clarence? I'm not sure that was his name,"
"The one from my class?"
"...What do you mean?"
"Well, Clarence Bang. He's Asian. He's short, lanky, very skinny,"
Well, shit, he was fitting the description.
"Does he have a mole near his eye?"
"Oh yes, he does. Why did you ask? What did he do? I don't think much, he's very quiet and reserved. He doesn't talk much, so I don't know much about him," Jerome started talking about Clairence and MJ's face slowly lost its colour.
So, if we look at the map of all the sections of freshmen year, Class 1-A has Ryan and Chelsea in it. Mrs Fig is the homeroom teacher. 1-B has Louise and MJ. And sadly Henry and his trolls. Mr Warren is the homeroom teacher, replaced by Mr Wilson. 1-C has Jerome and Clarence in it. Mr Dickson is the homeroom teacher. 1-D has Malcolm. Ms Sasha is the homeroom teacher. According to the building plan, 1-A and 1-B are adjacent to each other, just like 1-C and 1-D which are opposite to 1-A and 1-B.
This bastard, his class is right opposite to mine, which means, he has definitely seen me before. I have never seen him before though, because I only look at Louise all the damn time. Tomorrow at school, I'll give him a piece of my mind! MJ thought.
"What about Clarence?" Jerome asked MJ, "Did he do something to you?"
"Huh? No, I just... saw him,"
"And you know his name somehow?"
"Gut feeling,"
"You and gut feeling. It needs to get old,"
"I'm fourteen, Jerome. It doesn't need to get old!"
Next day, at school, MJ started looking into Class 1-C while sitting on his desk. He could see some desks of 1-C from his desks. Louise sat on the last bench, staring at MJ. "That pervert...He's probably looking at some girl outside," He scribbled into his notebook while Mr Wilson drew a map on the board, "Now, if we look at the Eastern Coast, you'll find the Appalachians and the Mississipi plain. Can someone tell me which crops were grown in the Mississippi plains for which slaves were bought to America?"
Some people raised their hands. MJ was still busy staring at 1-C. They all suddenly got up, and started putting on their lab coats. Oh, its Chemistry for them. MJ got up, "Yes MJ?"
"Bathroom break,"
"You may go,"
He walked out of his class and migled with the students wearing lab coats. When they reached the chemistry lab, he took over a table and looked at the chemicals that were kept there for them. The Chemistry teacher came up to the podium, "So, now we'll be doing what we discussed in the class. I'll busy so nobody will disturb me." He got down from the podium, fell on his chair and immediately fell asleep.
MJ looked around, yep Clarence was not there. He turned on his burner, did he not come to school that day? Maybe he was there, but he was just a different person so MJ did not recognise him. Well, that would be the best honestly. Jerome saw him, "Yo, what are you doing here?"
"Nothing, I just..." MJ picked up a testtube, "I'm just really into Chemistry man. It does something to me," He poured some water inside the heated testube, and it exploded.
"OH MY GAWD!" The Chemistry teacher woke up, "I told you to mix the acid into the water, not the reverse! WHO DID THIS?"
MJ handed the testtube to Jerome, "All you, bro," He ran out of the lab, dropping the burner. Jerome's pants caught fire, "EUGH!"
"Sir! We have an emergency!"
The chemistry teacher tried removing the fire extingusiher from the wall. But would not come off. He tried harder and harder. Finally, Jerome fell on the floor and everyone started kicking him to put the fire off. And the fire died own.
And the chemistry teacher started the fire extingisher, filling the entire lab with smoke. MJ walked towards the bathroom and washed his hands. The chemistry lab smelled bad, he didn't want to smell like chemicals.
"Looking for me?" He heard and looked into the mirror. Clarence stood behind him, leaning against a stall door.
MJ froze. Clarence walked towards him, "Hi Mitchelle. Did you miss me?"
MJ turned back, "Fuck no, I didn't! And good thing you appeared because now! Now I'm going to teach you a lesson!"
"Yeah? Did you finally learn how to open a condom packet?"
"N-No! Take me seriously, you bitch! Weirdass, what are you doing in the school bathroom? Why are you always lurking in public restrooms, man?"
"I wasn't lurking here. I saw you come into our class and join us, so I left for the bathroom,"
"Why?"
"Hehehehe. I was shy,"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"Whose inside?" They heard Mr Dickson, "Shit!" Clarence said, grabbed MJ's hand and walked inside the stall, locking it. Mr Dickson came inside the toilets, looked around and then left.
"Why did we hide?"
"What? You want him to know that you are skipping class in the bathroom?"
"That's fair. So, open the door then, let's go back to our class,"
Clarence grabbed MJ's sweatshirt and brought his face close to himself, "You want to go back, Mitchelle?"
"Er, yeah. I really like history, man!"
"Do you, now?"
"Okay, let me go! I'm getting late for my damn class!" MJ pushed him, "Get out of my way!" He slammed the door open and Louise turned back. He was peeing in the urinals. He saw MJ and Clarence in the same stall. His jaw dropped.
"We were!" Now, MJ, how do you get out of this?
A) We were just hugging each other. I had a breakdown
B) We were talking shit about people secretly
C) We were trading drugs
D) Walk away quietly and never talk about this again
"WE WERE SHITTING TOGETHER!"
Clarence chuckled behind his hand. EEK! I'm going to kill him! Louise pulled his zipper up and walked to the basin to wash his hands.
"Louise!" MJ walked behind him, "I only like you! Don't you worry,"
"What are you saying, dumbass! Get off of me, you haven't even washed your hands!"
"No!" Louise left and MJ left after him. Clarence just stood there at the cubicle.
"Dumbass"
-To be continued
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