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Everyone at the cafe clapped. MJ bowed and kept the guitar back on its stand. 
"That was good, brother," The drummer said.
"Thanks, mate!" Mitchelle waved at him and got down from the stage while everyone clapped. It was song that MJ had been working on recently, he had to try it in front of people and see how they reacted. He would definitely perform this with Louise, Ryan and Jerome. As he walked down the stage, a girl walked to him and hugged him. 

This was unexpected. 

MJ hugged her back and then looked at her, "Do I know you?"
"You were awesome! I like the way you play,"
"Haha! Thanks!"
"Do you play often?" She asked. 
"Everyday. I have a band,"
"A band? That's so cool! So, you're like professional?"
"Eh, no not really?"
"What's your name?"
"Mitchelle Jibber,"
"My name is Clairen. Wanna have some coffee with me, Mitchelle?" 
"Sure,"

He sat with her at her table, while looking at Zalia who sat three tables ahead, with Peed. 
Clairen continued staring at him, "You are so pretty," She smiled. His face lit up, "Thanks! I prefer handsome,"
"No, I don't think you're handsome. I think you're pretty. You look like a girl, you know,"
"Well, miss, I can assure you, I'm not,"
She laughed, "I know. You can't fool me," MJ smiled and then looked at Zalia again.

"We could've just gone to my place, you know," Zalia said to Peed while munching on a celery mushroom salad.
"And have your mom think you got a junkie home again? Your father hates me. Which doesn't even make sense because I don't even like you Zalia. You're a pancake princess, you know. Your tits are mosquito bites. That's all,"

"Peed, I will fuck you up," He broke a celery stick with her fingers.
"I'm sorry. I'll try to be nice. Just one last..."
"Okay"
"Your favourite note must be A flat minor"
"Very funny," Zalia faked a smile.
"There's a good side to it. You never have to worry about breast cancer,"
"Do you want me to help you or not?!"

"Alright! Alright! Yes, I do. Now let those frown lines go. They're making you age,"
"I'm not afraid of that,"
"You wanna look old AND flat? Pick a struggle,"
"You can't get girls OR friends. You pick a struggle first,"
"What do you mean? I thought we're friends, you and I,"
"Not anymore," She got up, "Sayonara, bitch,"

"Okay, wait, please don't go! Zalia!" He grabbed her by her skirt, accidentally pulling down. The band stopped playing. Zalia stood in the middle of the cafe in her panties. MJ freaked out. He peached for his pocket, but his phone was gone, "WHERE'S MY DAMN PHONE!?" 

Zalia pulled her skirt back up, turned around and kicked Peed in his chest. He fell on table, and then rolled down on the floor. She continued kicking him on his face, "What the hell are you doing?!" 
"I didn't mean to do that. I'm traumatised too!!"
She stopped, "Huh? What do you mean?"
"I saw you half naked. I did not want to see that shit, now my eyes are ruined-" She kicked his face harder, "YOU FUCKING CUNT!" 

MJ just stared at her, enchanted. He found his phone, he had left it on her table. He was sad he couldn't get any pictures. He was crushed. Suddenly, the girl who had offered him coffee, pressed her hand on his shoulder, "This place is so violent, Mitchelle,"
"I know right!" He looked at Zalia, finally pick up Peed by one hand and punching him with the other. 
"I need to go to the bathroom"
"Sure, I'll wait for you," MJ smiled at her. She brought her face close to him, "No, you come with me,"

HUH?!

Wait, I have seen girls always take other girls to the bathroom with them. Don't make this weird, MJ. 

He followed her. They walked into the cafe's bathroom. She grabbed his hand, pulled him in a stall with her and locked the door from inside, "Clairence?"
She pushed him down on the toilet seat and stood before him, "What do you think we're gonna do now? And my name is Clairen"
"Piss together?"
She giggled, "You're so funny, Mitchelle," She pulled out a condom from her pocket, "I'll let you answer again,"

OH FUCK

MJ got up, "Hang on,"
"Do you not wanna sex with me?"
"Yes, I do! Just gimme a second," He opened the stall door, went out and closed it. He was swerating profusely. Even his fingers wet as he typed Louise's name on his phone. He called him, 

"Hello," Louise's voice calmed him down. He was more himself again,
"Hey Louise,"
"What do you want?" How do I not make this weird?
"How do I unwrap a condom? I've never used one before," Mitchelle whispered.

"WHAT?!"
Fuck it, man. How else should I have asked this?!
"I know, I could've googled it but digital footprint. What if my future employer sees that I googled this shit while I was teen. I would be unemployed!"
"You'd be unemployed regardless. And who in her right mind would let you wilfully fuck her? Who are you with right now?" 
Shit, I forgot her name!
"Zalia,"
"WHAT?!" Louise got up, "I'M COMING THERE RIGHT NOW!"
"What?" I don't wanna have sex with you. I just want you to tell me how to use a condom! "Hey, don't ruin my fun," Louise hung up. 

"Hmm," MJ was thinking if he should google it after all. Clairen opened the door, "Mitchelle?"
He turned back, "Yeah?"
She smiled, "Is there a problem?"
"Eh," Mitchelle rolled his eyes, "Don't you think it would be so much hotter if you put that condom on me?"

"What?" She smiled, "This condom is for me,"
"Yeah, I'll wear it, right?"
"No, I'll wear it. Let me do you"
He stared at her. "One minute,"

He closed the door of the stall again and panicked, "WHAT?! I didn't even know girls got condoms! Is she gonna peg me? Why does a condom for that?! They taught us none of this shit in sex ed! None of the porn I ever watched is helping me at this moment! He pulled out his phone again and typed Louise's name. He called him and Louise picked it up immediately. MJ heard people moan behind Louise. 

"Er..." He hung up. 

"Mitchelle, where are you, sweety?"
"Hold on," He hung up and immediately called Zalia, "LOUISE LOST HIS VIRGINITY!" He looked at the girl in front of him, "We're totally twinning this," 

"WHAT?!" He hung up.

Hang on! Louise is having sex with other guys?! He's so much ahead of me! He didn't even tell me about the condom!Gatekeeping bitch! Fine! I'll show you I can do it without you! Tryna lose your virginity before me, nah-uh! Ain't happening!

I'M A MAN! I CAN DO THIS! SHIT COMES DOWN TO IT, I'LL RAWDOG THAT BITCH!

He slammed open the stall door, "I'm ready!" He looked down. I'm not even hard! 
She looked down at his pants.
"Erm, this is... wait," He turned behind and tried stroking it from his pants. Why am I not hard when I need to?! WHY DO YOU GET UP WHEN MISTER WILSON IS TEACHING HISTORY BUT YOU WON'T GET UP WHEN I GOT A HOT BABES IN MY STALL! Is that it? Am I sexually attracted to Mister Wilson? What am I, gay?!... Maybe I am gay...

She turned back towards him, "I can help you," She smiled. She's so nice!
"You can?" 
She began tying her hair in a pony tail and got on her knees, "Okay okay, wait! WAIT!" MJ quivered, "I... I can do this myself," 
She got up, "You wanna show me, then?"
Why do I have to do this in a public toilet? Louise is fucking like four guys out there and I? I can't even fuck one girl...

Finally, she had a smirk on her face, "Are you a virgin, Mitchelle?"
"No,"
"You have done this before with other girls?"
"...Not girls,"
Her smile widened, "Are you bisexual?"

Am I? I mean... I just like Mr Wilson...I think. Wait, I don't wanna fuck Mr Wilson. Ew. He's like a father to me. I've never had a girlfriend before. This is the first girl I have here with me, keeping up with my bullshit. 

"I don't know," MJ said, "I've never done with with a girl before,"
She started unbuckling her pants, and pulled her briefs, "I'm not a girl," He had a masculine voice suddenly. MJ's face turned pale, "What? WHAT? WHAT!?" His dick is bigger than mine!

Now, he just wanted to go home. 

"You're cute, Mitchelle. I like you. And I'd like to get to know you more,"
"With your dick on my face?! And why the fuck are you dressed like a girl?" MJ lost it. 
"I like dressing up like women," He pulled his pants back up, "Then, I can talk to...pretty boys like you,"
"That's so creepy, bro. How old even are you?"
"I'm fifteen,"
"Do your parents know about this?"
"Do they have to?"
"I'm getting the fuck out of here,"

MJ walked out of the stall and reached the cafe. Peed and Zalia were gone. MJ went back home, took a shower and went to bed. Sometimes, you just need that reset to forget... like forget everything. How was he gonna face Louise tomorrow. Louise would be so different now, he had sex! Oh, all this anxiety is killing me! Should I just...

MJ got up and walked towards his window. His room was high up, he could see the terrace of another building a little lower to the one that he was in. He hadn't done in a while, but Tony had taught him how to escape any building if any emergency arose. Parkour. 

-To be continued