Alright guys, I asked the readers about questions they wanted ask you and we've got a pretty good response.

Brandon: No shit we do. I'm fucking famous.
Harry: I think you meant we?
Kate: Why am I here? I don't want to be here.
Jaden: Has someone seen my tweezers?
Harry: He's in his own little world.
Kate: Is this a boys only meet?

Yes.

Brandon: You just proved your are a guy! Ha! Man hands!

I—SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Jaden: Everyone, let her speak. Respect your creator.
Kate: WHAT?! I THOUGHT MY MOM CREATED ME? I mean, my dad contributed a bit too but still.
Harry: We are living in a lie.
Brandon: One thing is true and accurate though.
Harry: And it is?
Brandon: Your dick size—

BEEP

Alright, so the first one is for Brandon.

Brandon: I'm above everyone, at the top, especially Kate. 
Harry: Ew dude, fuck off!
Kate: Alpha males.
Brandon wore a pair of sunglasses, "It's okay, you can cum to me,"
Kate and Harry: No thanks.

Does Brandon has any other weapons besides chainsaw?

Brandon: Shelves.
Kate: Why do you need weapons?
Harry: Yo, the whole book has ended and this dude still doesn't know what's up.
Jaden: Kate, you're a bit stupid for a fifteen year old, not gonna lie.
Harry: I would never date anyone who is more stupid than me.
Brandon: Hmm, that'd be hard to find.

Okay, next! Why does Kate and readers have a love-hate relationship?

Kate: That's cause I'm rude and that's how I like myself. CAUSE I'M A DOG, MOTHERFUCKERS! I'LL SLICE YOU UP AND FEED YOU TO BRANDON LIKE A PIECE OF SUSHI!
Brandon: Aw man, I hate sushi.
Harry: I guess that was the point.

Okay! If Kate keeps denying that he likes Brandon and keeps refusing to date him, does that mean he's okay with Brandon dating someone else?

Kate: Who the fuck asked that?

Jaden: You need a chainsaw?
Harry: Nah, he ain't doin that chainsaw shit, he need a goddamn Burnol.
Brandon: On a serious note though, would you mind if I date someone else?
Kate: FUCK YOU!
Brandon: It's a yes.

How many times do you guys think of sex?
...Who asked this? No, who literally asked this?

Brandon: *with a straight face* Five to six times a minute.
Kate: Wait, didn't you say three to four?
Harry: Wait—You actually remembered.
Jaden: I never think about it.
Harry: Oh Jaden.
Jaden: Unless I'm with Harry.

*Brandon and Kate puking sound effects*

...What about you Kate?

Kate: Me? I never think about it.
Harry: Depends if I see something.
Brandon: Yeah, you just see random nip slips here and then.
Harry: You never know, bro.

How did you guys learn to have sex? By watching porn?...

*Awkward laughs*

Brandon: Harry can elaborate.
Harry: *Laughs* I can't. I don't know.
Brandon: According to me, you can't learn how to ride just by watching. You gotta practice.
Kate: BRANDON! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Jaden: I do not to want to comment on that.

Why did I get you guys together for this?

Kate: I don't know. Apparently, you think we are as free as you, ma'am.

What the fuck? I'm not free! I have more work than you!

Kate: SHUT UP YOU SINGLE ASS VIRGIN BIT—

NEXT QUESTION! Why did Jaden suddenly became a sadist?

Jaden: Who said it's sudden?
Kate:...
Harry: ...You were not like this before.
Jaden: Sadist is a person who derives pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting pain or humiliation on others. I always humiliate people because their reactions are fun.
Harry: Bruh.

Are we gonna meet the boys again when they grow up?

What do you guys say? You wanna come over again?

Kate: Sure. If I'm free. I'm booked and busy currently.
Harry: All you do is sleep under the sun all day.
Kate: The sun needs me!
Jaden: I would love to make a comeback.
Brandon: I have a question.

Yes?

Brandon: Will I get to fuck Kate then?

NEXT QUESTION! Why does Kate hate tomatoes?

Kate: Man, tomatoes are shit dude. Okay, listen to this. Tomatoes look like blood and I cannot stand blood.
Harry: Be ready to witness Brandon's hemorrhoids.
Brandon: My period!
Jaden: Men having period is not biologically possible.
Brandon: Not yet.
Jaden: Everyday, we move a step away from God.

Why did the purple shampoo get fired? I mean it doesn't come in the book much nowadays.

Kate: That's cause, Anna stopped stealing it so I had no complaints.
Brandon: You shampoo when you wash your hair?
Jaden: You don't?
Brandon: I just throw some water and rub my head with a towel.
Jaden: I just use soap.
Harry: Wait—You guys wash your hair?
"...."
Kate: Yah, no wonder you smell like a dog.

Next question, is Kate really impotent? 

Kate: I don't know, man.
Brandon: Who cares? I'll be the top anyways. You don't need your dick.
Harry: Might as well get nipped.
Kate: SHUT THE FUCK UP! MY DICK, MY PROBLEM!
Harry: Periodt.

Brandon: I'm not into dicks.
WHAT?!
Brandon: I like ass.
Harry: No one wants to know your preferences.
Jaden: What about you, Harry?
Harry: I don't mind any, to be honest.

Brandon: Please, he's desperate.
Kate: Like you are not.
Brandon: Nah, I am just horny.
Harry: What's the difference?
Brandon: Well, when you are horny, you know you'd be gettin some action going, you are desperate when you don't have any action going but you want it to. 

Kate: You get excited from bowel movements.
Brandon: Exactly.
Harry: KATE! WE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE!

What would be Brandon's reaction if Harry and Kate would date ?

Brandon: Challenge accepted!
Harry: No thanks!

BLONDES OR BRUNETTES!

Kate: I'm pretty sure you're the one who wants to know it.

J—J—Shush, Kate!

Jaden: I prefer blondes.
Harry: But you've always dated brunettes.
Kate: I don't care about the hair colour.
Brandon: Platinum blondes....Say Platinum blondes, Kates.
Kate: Shut the fuck up.

What about you Brandon?

Brandon: As long as the hair belongs to Kate, doesn't matter from where I get it, I want it.

...Yeah, that's pretty gross. Let's just, erm, ignore him. Can Jaden rap? I would LIVE for rapper Jaden.

Jaden: I'm sorry, I can't rap. I can sing though. I used to sing in the Christian choir when we were in Canada.

Have any of them you burnt tea in the microwave?!

Jaden: I suppose I haven't visited ,my kitchen yet. My moms and my sister love to cook so I never have to go inside the kitchen to make myself some thing.

Kate: I burnt water, never got another chance to showcase my tea burning skills.

Harry: I burnt food but not tea. Like who even microwaves tea, you're just weird.Brandon: I burnt human flesh once.

Hey Kate, I really admire you for your sharp tongue! Gimme some tips-

Kate: Grow some balls, be ready to get a beating or a few hits and finally, be genetically prepared. It comes from birth. If you try to force it, you come off an ill-mannered, not savage.

Brandon: Oh, that's why I'm ill-mannered!

You guys have such clashing personalities, how are you still together?

Brandon: Clashing?
Harry: Yeah, like, you are the flirtatious type, Kate is passive aggressive rude, I am depressed and Jaden is religious.
Jaden: God protects us all.
Brandon: Not our cum though. We need to protect that ourselves by using condoms.

Harry: Man, bruh, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Kate: I mean, what isn't wrong with him.

Those are all of today's questions. We had many questions about Louise and MJ but they ain't the mcs so too bad.

Brandon: Focus on us, guys. 
Kate: Nobody likes you though.
Brandon: I don't care as long as you do.
Harry: What about us?
Jaden: We like you too, Brandon.

Alright, I added a small segment of the musical tastes of everyone in AIW.
I'll just pop it down below.
Thanks for reading :)