"What are you eating?" Louise asked Anna. Ralf stood beside Louise. They both looked disgusted.
"These are called Witchetty grubs. And oh, these are delicious. It tastes similar to almonds, and the skin is crisp like roast chicken, while the inside is light yellow, like a fried egg." Anna surely had a weird taste in food because she had no idea which Australian dish she was eating. Louise and Ralf were trying not to puke.

(Note- Witchetty grub is a term used in Australia for the large, white, wood-eating larvae of several moths. These are edible either raw or lightly cooked in hot ashes, they are sought as a high-protein food by Aboriginal Australians. 
You can throw up now)

"Are you sure you don't want it?"
Louise covered her mouth, "Ugh, no thanks. Enjoy your meal,"
"That I will!" Anna continued eating.
"Should we tell her how it's made?" Ralf whispered.
"Let's not spoil someone's day," Lousie said.

A few guys passed beside Louise. They were loud and seemed ill-mannered unlike our violent gentleman. They looked at Anna and whistled.

"Hey, babygirl. Are you lost?" The cringiest one of them said.
"Ugh! Trolls!" Ralf rolled his eyes, "Bruh. Can't you see us beside her?"
"That are too busy trolling to be able to see actual humans,"
"Yeah, you aren't human, shut up,"
"Hey! You her boo?" He asked Louise.

(Tn//Boo—American slang for boyfriend/girlfriend)

"That's a good idea" Louise placed his finger on his chin.
"What's with those lame shorts? You have zero fashion sense!" Ralf said.
"Let adults talk, you pussy!"
"I MIGHT BE A PUSSY! BUT I'M A WELL DRESSED, ALPHA AS FUCK PUSSY!"

MEME IT!
"Hey, you stink of salt and fish, go away! I'm eating" Anna said.
"Yeah, and your stupid and lame shorts are making me puke" Ralf said. I know, right Ralf? People should really not come to the beach if they are gonna wear lame shorts. 

"DO YOU KNOW WHO BILLY IS?!" Another one of them said. 
"All I know is Billy is someone who has zero fashion sense! Man, just look at them shorts! I wouldn't buy them even if someone gave me a million dollars to buy it," Nothing is more important.

Louise lit a cigarette, "Nobody gives a damn. Piss off before I make you,"
"YOU THINK I'M A FOOL?"
"Of course you are! Only fools would pay for shorts like those!"
I swear to God he's gonna take expert advice next time he buys a pair of shorts. Ralf is the man!

"I CHALLENGE YOU FOR A DUEL!" Billy shouted at Louise as he brought his face super close to Louise. Louise blew out the smoke on Billy's face. Billy coughed and his eyes started watering.
"Go home, buddy,"
"THE FUCK—"
"Change those lame shorts first and only THEN bother to come near us," Ralf said.

"WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH OF A PROBLEM WITH MY SHORTS!? HERE!" He removed his shorts and threw them away. Now, he stood in an uglier underwear.
"Man, bruh, what the fuck, REMOVE THIS TOO!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
Ralf started pulling his underwear away from his while he grabbed it tight. His men were confused while Louise covered Anna's eyes because he didn't wanted her to see random dicks on California beaches.

Meanwhile,

"MJ!" Brandon shouted as he looked at the red colored water. It might b just ketchup you know. Suddenly, a huge wave engulfed the boat and the boat floated on the wave.
"MJ?" Brandon looked around while sitting on the boat and painting his nails. The water washed away his paint.

MJ suddenly appeared on the waves. His shoulder was covered with blood, he still had the broken vodka bottle in his hands and his surfboard was replaced by THE SHARK! Now this is what a real thug look like . He didn't choose the thug lyfe, the thug lyfe chose him.

"MJ!" Brandon smiled at him. MJ was barely able to stand. He was not hurt. He was drunk. He jumped on the boat and turned towards Brandon.
"OMG! MJ! ARE YOU OKAY?" Brandon shouted as he looked at MJ.
"Oh yeah, you know, I just bleed for fun," MJ said.
"...Fine, but are you okay?" Brandon said.

...Bruh.

Brandon cleaned the blood off of MJ'S shoulder.
"There's no wound here." Brandon said.
"Why will I have a wound? I just went scuba diving for a while" MJ said.
"Then who's blood was that?" 
"..... You see, I had an uninvited guest down there" MJ said while sailing the motorboat.

"YOU KILLED A SHARK?" Brandon said. Why am I surprised that Brandon's surprised about MJ killing a shark? Like bruh, you tried killing a human. YOU above all should just shut the FUCK up.

"No, I just defended myself,"
"You killed it"
"Oh? Then what is that thing following us? The shark's ghost?" MJ said and Brandon immediately turned back.

Yep, the shark was following them.

"MJ, exactly where did you hit the shark that it took it so personal?" 
"You always aim the nuts!"
"Even if it's a female?"
"Then, you nut into her,"
"...Okay,"
WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD?!

And MJ
You're cheating on that drill?

"I don't know, man! It was as dark as a BBC down there" MJ said while sailing as fast as he could. Kate stood at the lifeguard poll in a sleeveless hoodie and looked at the ocean, it seemed peaceful and calm. But then, MJ and Brandon happened. He saw a motorboat, sailing at full speed towards the coast.

"Why are those guys sailing so fast? They are almost near the shore,"
"Hey, is anyone here? I got a glass shard in my feet,"
"Yes, coming," Kate kept the binoculars aside and walked away.

But MJ and Brandon were having the time of their life.
"WOHOO!" MJ howled as they moved towards a group of rocks at the shore. He and Brandon were wearing black sunglasses.

Brandon was playing a rock guitar.

And so was MJ. No one was on the steering anymore. They were being dragged by fate and pulled by death. The shark was still following them.
"We are almost at the shore, shouldn't we slow down?" Brandon asked.
"Trust me" MJ said "You won't die"
You're not very trustable with lives, MJ.
"Fine then" Brandon continued playing the guitar.

The motor boat crashed into the rock. The rocks gave a projectile to the boat and it went into the air making a parabola. The shark followed this trajectory path. Everything turned into slow motion. MJ and Brandon looked at Louise and Billy standing in front of Anna, with Ralf trying to harass everyone including himself.

The slow motion ended and the boat fell on Billy. Heh...That's how mafia works. It went ahead on the table where Anna was eating. The shark followed the boat. That's one dedicated shark. Yes, the shark was also floating in air making a parabola.

Brandon was giving a perfect background music to the situation.

https://youtu.be/kv3cEmKZ_9g

The boat broke the restaurant's door and passed through it, breaking the glass. MJ and Brandon stopped playing and kept their guitars aside. They pulled out an umbrella and opened it to cover themselves from the broken pieces of glass. Taking an umbrella to a sunny day at the beach is a nice idea.

The shark however started spreading terrorism inside the restaurant. People ran here and there to save themselves. Finally, the boat broke into the second floor of a hotel's room through the balcony where a couple was about to have sex. Hey guys, ever heard of pRiVacy?

They gaped at MJ and Brandon who were still wearing black sunglasses and Brandon was playing the broken guitar, making a weird noise. MJ was eating a crepe which he had picked up from a table inside the restaurant. The woman shouted as she covered herself.

"HONEY, WHO ARE THEY?"
"WHO ARE YOU?!" The half dressed man shouted.
MJ stopped eating "Erm...Room service?" He passed the half eaten crepe to the man.

Jaden and Harry sat in front of a group of blonde girls sunbathing under their beach umbrellas.
"Alright, Harry. Be natural and be cool,"
"Yes!"
"Harrison?" Harry turned back and saw Malcolm and Loyd. Malcolm was orange and was bareface with black shorts.
"Wow, you're here too?"

"Yeah, I felt like coming to the beach," Malcolm said and Loyd wrapped his tail around Harry's leg. Harry looked at Malcolm, "You've got a good good tan,"
"Oh no, it's not tan. I just got sunburnt because I forgot my sunscreen,"
"Damn,"
"What are you guys doing?"

"Jaden is teaching me how to pick up girls!"
"Harry, you're not supposed to tell that!" Jaden did a facepalm.
Malcolm gave a judgmental look at Jaden and crashed his self confidence with just one look.
"Malcolm, can you pick up girls?"Harry asked.

"I have never done that," Malcolm said.
...Why do I suddenly want to see him pick up girls?
"MALCOLM, DO IT!"
Malcolm was bad at rejecting people. And so, he went towards those girls.

"Erm, you like toast?" He asked.
We have another Kate here.
She looked at him and dropped her phone. 
"Oh yes, of course! I love toast! You want to eat some?"
"Yeah,"
"I can make some at my place. It's nearby,"

"Err, yeah, sure then, let's go to your place,"
They both went away and Harry stared at them with his mouth wide open.
"Malcolm is a player!"
"He is awesome."
"But he looks uncomfortable with her,"

"Let him be. Now, it's your turn!" Jaden motivated him.
"I can never do that,"
"Just go! Give it a try!"
Harry went towards one of the girls, "Erm, well, you like toast?"
She removed her sun glasses and looked at him, "Oh, it's a kid!"
"Haha, you're here picking up girls?"
"Honey, the kids are over there."
They laughed.

Harry ran back. 
"Harry!" Jaden ran after him but Harry didn't stop.
"Harry, please wait!" Jaden grabbed his arm but Harry slapped his hand and moved away, "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Harry, it was just a bad shot—"
"You don't get it, do you?" Harry smirked, "THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS!"

Jaden looked at him and Harry looked back, "You know, I feel like you're trying too hard to make me happy. But you don't get it. It's just making me feel more pathetic. Why don't you get it, I'm not like this because I want to! And I hate myself and I want to change!"

Jaden walked towards him and hugged him tightly. Harry's eyes widened,
"You don't have to change,"

-To be continued 

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