"Erm, do you like toast?"
"I love the one between your legs,"
"CAN I EVER GET A NORMAL SENTENCE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?!"
"Kate, can you swim?" Brandon asked.

"I can, I have a swimming pool at my house" Kate said.
"Rich people" Brandon shrugged.
"Why? You can't swim?"
"No, I can swim. But, I've heard that there are a lot of sharks in this part of the ocean"

"Ha! Bullshit! Are you still a kid? Believing on stupid rumors like that?"
Like, I'm not 90% serious anymore.

"Seems like my legs are doing fine now. Let's go!" Kate removed his T- Shirt and jumped down the truck. They both walked towards the lifeguard's poll. As they walked, people stared at them and started giggling.

"Do I look weird?" Kate asked.
"Nah!" Brandon reassured him.
"HOLY SHIT!" Harry shouted and dropped his ice cream on the sand.

"Harry—"
"WHAT IS THAT?!" Harry pointed at Kate's trunks. This is why you should shave your balls more often because pubic hair reaching till your stomach—Literally nobody wants to see that, straight women or gay men.

"DUDE, HOW SHAMELESS CAN YOU BE?!" Harry covered up the hair.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!" Kate shouted at Brandon.

"Well, it's a part of you and I love all of you, including your hair," Brandon smiled. THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO SAY IN FRONT OF HARRY! LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE!

"Hurry, come to the lifeguard's poll." They rushed towards the poll.

"Hey Jordan" MJ said as he laid beside Jaden who was looking at the sea, through the binoculars.
"It's Jaden" Jaden said.

"Well, I have a bad memory," MJ said.
"How bad is it?" Jaden said.
"...What? How bad is what?" MJ said.
"...I see,"

"JADEN! DO WE HAVE A HAIR TRIMMER?" Harry shouted as he walked inside the poll. Jaden moved away from his binoculars, "It's there in the side pocket of my bag,"

"HOLD ON, WHY DID YOU BRING A HAIR TRIMMER WITH YOU?" Kate asked.

"You never know when you might need to cut some hair" Jaden said.
"Might as well get a girl who is all bushy down under so you just trim it and then put your face in,"
"EW! WHAT THE FUCK!"

Brandon grabbed Jaden's bag and took out the hair trimmer. He threw the bag aside which landed on Jaden, who was still looking through the binoculars. Due to the impact of the bag on his head, his nose started bleeding.

MJ blowed a whistle, "This guy is enjoying some hot sex on the beach."
"I AM NOT!"

"Kate, pull down your trunks" Brandon switched on the hair trimmer.
"NO THANKS! I'LL DO IT MYSELF!" Kate grabbed the hair trimmer from Brandon and marched towards the bathroom.

"Brandon, MJ" Louise said.
"Hi Louisa! What are you doing?" Brandon asked.
"Come down to help me" Louise said.
"Yes!" Brandon and MJ rushed down.

Now it was just Jaden and Harry staring at the sea with an awkward aura.

"So, you're not picking up girls on the beach?" Jaden asked. Harry laughed,
"I don't have that kinda confidence,"
"I'll help you, let's go,"

Meanwhile,

"Brandon, take care of this woman. I'm going to get the other two" Louise laid a girl on a mat.
"Yes sir!" Brandon saluted.

"So, are you a high school student?" She asked.
"Yes. But, why would you go inside the water if you couldn't swim? You could have drowned" Brandon asked and she just chuckled.

"Obviously so that you and Louise would come and save her and she gets a chance to talk to you," MJ said from the top of a bathroom's roof.

"Huh?"
"Hi MJ" Brandon smiled at MJ.
"GET OUT, YOU PERVERT!" A girl said as she got on the roof and kicked him down the roof.

"AGH!" He shouted and fell on the umbrella which gently bent and placed him on a chair. Now THAT is called smooth skillz.

He picked up the sunglasses and coconut milk glass lying beside it and took a sip, "I'm so thug-ish that I sometimes fear if I fall for myself! What will all the thirsty girls out there do without me?" MJ said.

"They'll just drink some water and get going. That's what I do when I'm thirsty," Louise said.
"No, I mean horny,"
"There are certainly better guys out there who'd fuck 'em better,"

Like you?

"Why are you here, anyways?" Brandon asked.
"I'm here to help you guys." MJ
walked towards the girl.

"Hello miss, this guy is gay and that one is violent, so let me escort you," MJ smiled. And he is a pervert. You got bad luck with men.
"I am bi,"
"I am a peace loving person,"

One of them is correct.
And the other one is Louise.

"Well, you're not half bad," She said.
"Let's sit there," MJ pointed towards a folding couch lying on the beach.

"Is that a fold couch? This guy bringing a friggin' fold couch to the beach is the definition of a boss" Brandon said.

"Don't be surprised at whatever he does, no matter how weird it gets" Louise said as he smoked a cigarette. Note that this person defeated a wild bear with his bare hands.

"Hey MJ, let's get a motorboat!" Brandon ran towards MJ.
"So, what is that?" Anna looked at weird, grey colored dish inside a restaurant which was just behind the lifeguard's poll.

"It's an Australian delicacy. Would you like to try some, miss?" The manager asked.
"Erm,"
He poured the dish inside a bowl and passed it to her.

Kate looked at the ocean through the binoculars. He was almost lost by looking at the the horizon when suddenly he saw a small disturbance in the water.

"What is that?" He saw a motorboat sailing through the waves.
"WOHOO!" MJ shouted as he and Brandon sailed through the waves at full speed, they were both wearing sunglasses.

"How does it feel?" MJ asked Brandon.
"It's awesome! But, why have we brought a vodka bottle and a surfboard with us?" Brandon asked.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot" MJ got up.
"Here, you steer for a while now" MJ picked up the surfboard and the vodka bottle.

"Are you gonna drink?" Brandon asked
"I'm gonna try something even better" MJ threw the surfboard on the waves and jumped on it with the vodka bottle in his hand.

"Cool!" Brandon said, 
"PLAY ME THE MOST AWESOME STUFF YOU CAN!"
"ON IT!" Brandon turned the stereo for music and struck his guitar.

https://youtu.be/_IhBs6t6pRU

"MJ! A SHARK!" Brandon shouted mid performance.
MJ ignored the shark and started drinking the vodka. Yeah dude, just ignore it. It's a random shark passing by. Live and let live.

But the shark neither had similar plans nor good intentions.

Suddenly, a super badass music started playing in the background.
"Is that God's signal that we are gonna die?" Brandon said. Why would God play an English rap where a black man is making out with cuss words at the speed of five hundreds words fucked per minute?

"No, it's my phone" MJ picked up the phone,
"Hello?"
"MJ. Mind explaining HOW your stepbrother got on the beach?" Louise picked up Ralf in the air with one hand and a cigarette in his mouth.

"You found him? Mom told me to take him to the beach too. So, I just threw him inside the trunk and decided to pick you up on the way" MJ said.
Stop the objectification of siblings. They shared the same womb as you!

"I hope you die," Louise hung up.
"What?" MJ suddenly lost his balance. He fell inside the water.

"MJ!" Brandon shouted as slowly the water around him turned red.

"MJ!" Brandon sat silently for a while. Then, he took out some nail paint, "Well, I guess the shark died," He painted his nails transparent to make them look glossy.

It's time you figure out how things work here, in the lovely AIW world.

Welcome
And get mind fucked.

-To be continued

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