Harry walked through the halls as everyone talked to him.
"Hey Harrison, the movie you recommended was awesome, bro!"
"I'm glad you liked it," Harry smiled.

"Harry! Oh God! That K-Pop group is so nice! I'm obsessed! And that red haired guy in that is so cute! He's my bias!"
"He's my bias too!"

As always, Harry was friendly with everyone. Then, Brandon walked into the class.
"HI BRANDON!"
"Hey,"
"BRANDON! SEE, I MADE COOKIES!"
"Oh, these are good. Do you make them often?" He took a bite.

"I MAKE THESE EVERY WEEK!"
"Ah, that figures why you're looking a bit fat these days," He smiled.
"What—"
"HEY BRANDON! BE POLITE!"

Harry shouted but she blushed, "I love when Brandon is rude to me,"

"THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Harry shouted at Brandon and the class started.
"Oh Harry, you're such an idiot. Don't you know, girls like rude guys. If you're gonna be all nice and shit to them, you'll be friendzoned. But if you don't give them attention or be an ass to them, they take it as a challenge to make you fall for them. And it's interesting to watch them try and be at my mercy," Brandon shaped his nails.

"...Dude...You're a horrible person," Harry looked at him.
"Not for the homies,"
"You're just as rude to guys. Shut up,"

Jaden came to Harry's place in the afternoon to teach him Spanish like always. Summers were approaching and people had already started shifting into their summer clothes. But never once, Harry saw Jaden in a sweater. He was wearing a T-shirt even in December.

Maybe he didn't feel cold much?
Then again, he was Canadian.
Harry looked at Jaden's face as he wrote the verbs on a piece of paper.
"Did you accept Hanah's confession?" Harry asked and Jaden stopped writing.
"...I did not,"

"But why? She's not a bad person, you should go out with her," Harry smiled. Jaden looked at him,
"I have noticed," Harry looked into his hazel, "You've got a lot friends, but you mostly seem lonely,"

Harry looked down, "I don't have many friends. I just have many acquaintances. They just talk a bit sometimes, that's all."
"Harry, it's just Brandon Johnson, isn't it?"
Harry nodded.

"That's why, I decided I won't date anyone until you get a girlfriend,"
Jaden patted his head, "I'll be a good friend, okay?"
Harry seemed in a daze.
"You don't really have to do it," He said.
"But I want to." Jaden insisted.

"Why do you think girls don't date me?
"Because they don't see you as a man?"
"Because I've gotten hotter friends, who are better than me at everything. There have been moments where I thought, should I leave Brandon? But, that would hurt him and I cannot hurt anyone because of my own insecurities,"

Jaden looked at him.
"God fucking dammit! I became all glommy and shit again! Sorry—"
"I wish everyone was like you," Jaden said, "Where people would be scared of hurting each other and be confident enough to face their insecurities. Then, the world would be such a beautiful place to live in,"

Harry looked at Jaden. Jaden laughed, "I really like you, Harrison. You are an awesome soul to know. I wish you were a girl,"
Harry, your three inch dick is getting in your way again.

Harry blushed, "You're flattering me,"
"I just said what I felt. It's called the "Kate effect" Jaden said.

Or if better worded, "Rainbow effect"

The preparations for the prom had begun. It was the end of March and the prom was to be held in the last week of April. Kate decided not to contribute and stay home that Saturday.

But did he forget?
Saturday is for bros!

Kate loves summer. Because firstly, you don't have to wear a tonne of clothes. Just a T-shirt and shorts will do and secondly YOU CAN JUST GO TO THE POOL! Or bring the pool home?
That is exactly what his family did.

Kate was ready with his goggles. He grabbed his swimming tube and with a smile on his face, he opened the door and suddenly hit his head on something.

"UGH! WHAT THE HELL—" He looked up and saw Louise standing in front of his room's door.
"What are doing here, brother Louise?"

"Kate, is he your friend?" Mrs Roberts asked as she stood beside him "He is such a handsome young man,"
Careful Louise, there might be
Horny milfs in the book!

"He's my senior," Kate told her.
"Hello, my name is Louise Louverne. Can I take Kate with me? We are going for a friendly and non violent beach holiday" Louise said.

"NON-violent" makes it seem like there's going to be a lot of violence. His very nature is violent so I ain't gonna trust that.

"Yes, sure" Mrs Roberts swooned over Louise. She was internally simping. Let's be honest, it's not her fault. We all hoes for Louise.

"Thank you, ma'am" Louise grabbed Kate's hand and dragged him out. Look what all you have to do for being a good senior to a junior.

"MOM!" Kate shrieked.
"Stop shouting!" Anna came out of her room. Louise turned and looked at her.

"MOM!" They both shouted as he dragged them outside.
"Have fun, both of you"

IS SHE BLIND?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE HE'S HAVING FUN?!
It's not fun trying to have fun when you just don't want to have fun. I believe it's that his mom is intimidated by Louise's louising.

Louise is a verb now?

He took them towards a monster truck.
"Yo!" MJ winked. Up there were Jaden, Brandon and Harry.

"HEY KATTY!" Brandon couldn't sound gayer. Kate sat on the back seat with his homies.
Louise sat on the front seat with MJ.
"Hey, there's not enough space for me!" Anna said.

"Is that so? Well, what could be done since your ass is as huge as Texas," Louise said, "Sit on my lap"

Everyone chocked. MJ wore his thug glasses, "What's with this sudden tuberculosis attack?"
"Kate, I'm sitting on your lap" Anna got on the truck. MJ and Louise got a tuberculosis attack. Twincest, cause why not? She sat on his lap and just looked down at Brandon. Brandon glared at her.

"AW man! She blocked me!" Harry said as he looked into his phone.
"Dude, she was Christian," Brandon said.
"So? I don't have a problem with religious girls. I don't mind if my girl is good at getting on her knees,"
"I—...Bruh,"

"Yo, Harry is like a living bruh moment," MJ laughed.
"Nah, he's just a really small dick," Brandon said.
"How do you know?" Harry asked.
"Remember the time when we had a sleepover and—"
"OKAY OKAY!"

"HARRY! I WANT ALL THE DETAILS!"
"So, we were vibing and—"
"NO!"
"Harry said he measured his dick and—"
"BITCH SHIT UP!"

"Guys, we have a girl with us," Jaden said.
"Yeah," Anna said.
They sat quietly.
"Hey, do you guys compare dick sizes?" Anna asked.

Kate made the most epic "The fuck, bitch?" Face.
"It's never on purpose,"
"Yeah, but it just raised an insecurity in me,"
"LMAO! SHUT UP! HARRY MEASURED IT WITH A RULER!"
"Bro, that was when I was young,"

"What was the finding though?"
"I'm average,"
"Otherwise there are always surgeries,"
"You must have another level of insecurity about your penis if you actually do a surgery like that. Which is pretty sad, not gonna like,"
"There are other ways. You have these pills which extend your dick—"

"Yo! How do you know?"
"YOU LOOKED IT UP!"
"This dude is taking the biggest advantage of incognito, props to him,"

"Harry just doesn't watch porn,"
"How often do you guys watch porn though?"
"Wherever we feel alone," Harry is an expert in that.
"And then?"
"Then, we feel pathetic," Harry said.
"Life is sad when your dick is small," Brandon said.
"SHUT UP!"

"Don't worry, three inches be thirty when you go a hundred miles per hour," MJ said.

"..."
"..."
"...Ew,"
"SHUT UP!"

"Why are you guys so obsessed with dicks?" Louise asked.
"Because it is the reason why we are in this world,"
"YEAH!"
"Gotta respect that semen, bro,"
"Remind me, why are we friends again?" Jaden asked.

"We're here, boyzz!" MJ shrieked. Everyone got down. MJ took off his shirt and threw it at Louise. He was already into his swimming trunks.

"I got a chore!" MJ said.
"You workin'?" Harry asked.
"I'm a lifeguard," MJ said. He could only be the opposite of a lifeguard. Everyone narrowed his eyes at him.

"Hey, stop looking at me like that. Even Louise is a lifeguard. We both are working part time. Right, Louise?" MJ asked.

"When will you wear a bikini?" Louise asked Anna. Going straight for that pussy without beating around the bushes. That's why we love Louise.

"I'm not wearing one" Anna said.
"You'll go into the water naked?" Louise asked.
"You won't mind it?" MJ asked.
"Nah, I'll just flex like that's my girl. You can see but you're not allowed to touch," Louise said.

"Why does that sound like you're dating an 'only fans' girl?"
Louise looked at MJ, "Nobody would sub for them flat tiddies,"
"Yeah...So hey, can I videotape it?"
"WHAT THE FUCK, YOU PERVERT?!" Anna shouted.
"HARRY WILL ASSIST US TOO!" MJ shouted.

"ME?" Believe me. Harry never saw this coming.
"Come on, seriously, Harry? He's so skinny he literally needs fat donations from time to time," Kate said.

"I'M NOT THAT THIN!" Harry said.
"It's okay. I'll help you too," Jaden said.
"My legs are sore as fuck! I can't walk!" Kate shouted.

"You guys go ahead. I'll come with Kate once he's able to walk again" Brandon said.
Sounds like he was ass fucked a while ago. PUT IN THE DAMN CONTEXT!

Everyone went away, leaving Kate and Brandon behind in that monster truck. Brandon was constantly staring at Kate which made him extremely uncomfortable. He needed an ice breaker!

"Erm, so, you like toast?" Kate asked.

...Bruh.
You just leave it, Kate.
You trying to socialise gives me cancer. So just forget about it.

-To be continued

Harrison Louverne
All I Want is you baby