Hello guys, it's Harry, not Kate, much to your disappointment.

I mean, I'm disappointed too with my...essential male organ. I'm not allowed to swear in this chapter or they'll reduce my screen time. YOU KNOW WHAT—I THINK KATE SWEARS MORE THAN ME BUT HE WILL NEVER BE BELITTLED OR NAGGED LIKE I WAS BECAUSE HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER! Living life as an extra is hard but I try to keep up with whatever is going on. 

But I can't keep up with this fact that my...essential male organ is turning weird these days. I haven't "touched myself" for a while because it's a sin in the holy bible? No! It's because I can't...shoot my liquid—THIS IS SO WRONG! WHAT AM I—A YOU-TUBER WHO FEARS DEMONETIZATION? KILL YOU! I can't say the F word so I'll say the K word.

Welp. As you must know, my childhood best friend is a womanizer who suddenly had this gay awakening phase in his life. I didn't mind it until I started receiving death threats from his fans! Note that I said 'threats'

YES! PLURAL—THREATS! I think they were supposed to be for Kate. Since our lockers are adjacent to each others so that person might have mistook it. That's why I wrote Kate's name on his locker but I still got those threats in MY locker. Like—Female dog—What the—sexual act—is wrong with you?! I am NOT GAY!

Well, that's what I thought but I'm not very sure anymore. I mean I wet myself in a different way by just staring at my guy friend's face. Which is horrible, right? It makes me feel like a pathetic person. Like, after I opened my locker today—

BAM!

A huge pile of letters fell on the floor. It's a daily thing for Brandon. It would be good for me too IF they were love letters BUT ALL THEY SAID WAS CURSES! And a few letters explaining defense against the dark arts and curse prevention from humans which I kept safe with me. One saying, "Hey Harry, I ship you with Jaden ;-)" I tore it and burnt it and fed the ashes to my brother as coffee grounds.

I don't know how that man is still alive.
We are going to ignore the fact that I almost killed my brother because he got severe diarrhea attack after that. He has a weak stomach and he's allergic to seafood. This is not a joke—The great Louise Louverne can die from an anaphylactic shock if he eats seafood. 

His immune system releases a flood of chemicals that cause him to go into shock and within seconds, he can die. The first time I saw this happen was when he was in middle school, mom was learning how to cook sushi. She fed it to him even when he said he didn't like its smell. The moment he ate it, his blood pressure dropped and his airways narrowed, he fell on the floor. Thank god dad was nearby and quickly treated him or else it was oof for him that day.

After that, seafod is banned at our house. Brandon sometimes gets me some lobster or sushi. But mom never cook seafood.

Anyways, I got up from that pile of letters and looked at my locker.
"Harry, are you okay?" Jaden helped me to pick up all the letters and throw them in the dustbin. He is an angel and I am a demon who is about to devour him. I need to stop myself.
"Today is a bad day," I said.

"You fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life." He smiled. I looked into his eyes and oh boy, a tower is rising in my pants. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! IS MY SYSTEM CONFUSED WHEN TO GET UP? NOW IS NOT THE TIME! I covered my pants with my shirt. Good thing I wear long shirts and loose jeans. I look a bit sloppy but it's better than looking like a pervert. Jaden was in his football jersey. He had just returned from his morning practice. He had an adrenaline rush on his face and I had an adrenaline rush...somewhere else.

I want to run away.

"YO JADEN!" Ralf Kaise came towards us, "Would you come to my house tonight? I've bought a new cube to solve,"
"Sure! See you later, Harry," Jaden went away with Ralf and I stood there all lonely.
WHERE IS BRANDON?! I ran towards the terrace and opened the door.

Kate was all tied up there in a red ribbon and Brandon held its end, "HARRY! THANK GOD! HELP ME!"
Brandon turned towards me, "Tch, small dicked cock blocker. I hope you get fucked in the mouth till you lose all your teeth,"
"SORRY!" I slammed the door close.
Why does it feel like...Now, I'm literally an extra? Brandon looks at me like I'm a burden now.
How did this turn into this?

I hate it when I'm left behind. I sat in a corner with my head on my knees.

"What are you doing?" 
I turned and looked aside. It was big brother!
"I'm just about to go to my class. What about you?"

"I just came here for a smoke. I'm free for now," He lit up a cigarette and sat beside me. I just love it when he sits beside me and talk to me. It feels as if he doesn't want me to feel alone. It's been like this since always. He always sits beside me and talk to me when I feel alone. Now I'm just sad that he'll graduate and leave me behind, go to New York for the next three years, then get a job and then we won't see each other like this. Just like what happened with sis, he'd come to meet us once an year or maximum twice. Get a girlfriend, settle down, marry her and forget about me.

And I would hate her because she stole my brother from me! But well, it's natural, I mean, he cannot stay home for his entire life. It'd be sad if I cage him up because of my selfishness.

"I don't want you to have a girlfriend yet. This way we can spend more time because anyways you'll be only hers after you both marry,"
Wait—Shoot—I said it out loud!
He looked at me, "I don't want to be pathetic like you so no shit I'll have a girlfriend after I graduate,"

"Is that so..." Of course. It was stupid of me to think that he'll choose his brother above his partner.
"But, I won't ditch you. I promise," He smoked while looking ahead. He is so cool! I'm pretty sure half of the school has a crush on my brother! But no one has the balls to confess to him!

"Did sis leave?" I tried to change the emo moment back to a light one.
"Yes, I just dropped her at the airport and came here. I wish she stayed longer though but she said she had a fashion show coming up so she needed to leave,"
"I see. When will she be back home again?"
"She'll on Christmas—"

"Erm, are you a senior?" A girl approached us. It has been a while since I talked to a female organism except my mother and sister so I was a bit nervous. Don't tell me I'll be raising a tower again.
"Yeah, I am," Brother replied.
"I knew it! I love your tattoo,"

Brother looked at his shoulders, "It's barely visible though,"
She must have a perverted ray vision to see through clothes.
"It's still looks good!"
"Okay,"
Ah, she came for him. Alpha males radiate strong pheromones. They don't even have to try to get girls, they just get them.

"Well, are you dating someone?" She asked. 
Yep, you're totally into him already.
"No,"
"Why? You are so handsome?"
"SHE'S A SIMP!"

"Yeah but I hate women. They are annoying,"
"Oh yeah, they are,"
"You talk as if you're not one," Brother said.
"I'm not like other girls,"
"SHE'S A TRAP!" I shouted, "CAREFUL BROTHER! I'VE HEARD SOME GIRLS GOT—MALE GENITALIA!"

I should have not watched that hentai anime. I am in a different territory of human imaginations.

More girls gathered around him,
"What's your name, senior?"
"Lousianez, just call me Louise,"

"LOUISE, HAVE YOU DYED YOUR HAIR?"
"I was forced to,"
"LOUISE, WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?"
"Go away,"

Well, now I know why he hates women. They surely are loud.
Brother was surrounded and they threw me out of that circle. 
Well, sorry for not being hot?

Jesus. I turned back and saw JADEN walking with Ralf Kaise. I back hugged Jaden's huge and muscular back, "LET'S GO TO THE CLASS!" I shouted.
"Yes sure, wait a minute,"
"JADEN! BRO LOOK AT THIS!" Ralf showed him a cube.

"WOW! You solved this too?" Jaden said.
"Yeah! I'm close to breaking the world record," Ralf said.
"What's so fun about this? It just seems boring!" I pouted.
"Normal people won't understand" Ralf said.
"Whatever! Hey, Jaden—"

"I'll catch you later, Harry" Jaden ran away. He definitely doesn't like me. Ralf went back to his class and I was alone again. It's better if I just hang out with brother all the time. But that's not possible since he's a senior so he has senior friends who ignore me when they are together and I'm treated like a kid whenever I go to meet him in his class.

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE!

FUCK I SWORE! SHIT! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! NO! PLEASE DON'T CUT MY SCREENTIME! YOU GUYS ARE ALL I HAVE, I—
Can I get an F in the chat?

Can I please also get some real friends too?

"Hey Harry," Brandon approached me.
"You are an ass, dude. Go away,"
"But I haven't even said anything to you yet,"
"What do you want?!"

"Well, the auditions for the school music club are up. Wanna make a band together?"

-To be continued

Brandon Johnson 
All I Want is you baby