Malcolm walked towards MJ's room. He pressed his hand on the doorknob but heard Chelsea singing. He stood there for a while, then he walked back to his room. Chelsea had started singing again. So, he'd be playing in a band where his ex was the vocalist? Man, what luck. Malcolm sat on his bed and looked at a sheet of paper.

Chelsea had moved on indeed.
He believed he should too.

Kate kissed Brandon on his lips and moved away from him. But Brandon grabbed his hair and pulled him back in. He pushed him on the wall and kissed him roughly.

Kate moved away, "JERK! YOU WERE ACTING?"
Brandon licked his lips, "Ain't I good at it?"
"FUCK AWAY, DUDE! I HATE YOU!" Kate covered his face.
"Are you crying?"
"NO SHIT I'M CRYING, ASSHOLE! I WAS SO SCARED THAT YOU ARE GONNA STAY THAT WAY FOREVER!"

"What if I did? Then, would you hit on me?" Brandon looked into his eyes with a smile. Kate slapped his head, "I'd hit you like this!"
"OUCH!" Brandon touched his head, "It hurts," He said. His wound had not been treated.

Kate removed his jacket and tore the sweatshirt he was wearing. He made a bandage out of it and tied it around Brandon's head, "You're such a drag. Feels like I'm babysitting," Kate said.

Brandon grabbed his hands and looked into his eyes, "Can you babysit me forever?"
Kate looked into his eyes, "HECK NO!"

Meanwhile, the bear followed the car.
"So annoying, should I kill it?" Louise got up.
"No! Distract him so we can get away!" Zalia said.
"You drive," He left the steering and got up and she took his place in a moving car. He stood on the seat.

"Alright, Harry, get up" Louise said.
"What are you gonna do?" Harry got up. Louise picked him up while looking at the bear and shouted "Hey Stinky! Want this? He is delicious!"

"WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Zalia shouted.
"You said to distract him, let's use Harry as a bait," Louise said.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! PUT HARRY DOWN!" She said.
"Jaden then?" Louise said.
Jaden flinched upon hearing this.

"NO!" Zalia said, "TREASURE HUMAN LIVES A BIT!"
"Should I kill the bear?"
"I DIDN'T MEAN DON'T TREASURE ANIMAL LIVES!"

"Tch! So what do want? Should I throw your purse towards him? Or your I-phone?" Louise said. Just throw Zalia all together. She can handle you, so a bear or two won't be much of a big deal for her.

"Hold the steering, I'll take on the bear!" Zalia said. In the moving car, Louise came on the driver's seat and Zalia sat on his head with her legs straddled around his shoulders. Anything can happen if you can.

"Hey, I can't see the road" Louise said.
"Just drive!" Zalia said "Don't focus on unnecessary details"
"Unnecessary? Let me hear you say that when we fall off of the cliff and you break that fat ass of yours,"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Zalia said. He said you're Big Booty Judy!

"Joe, we should go jogging once in a while. Look how fat your ass is getting" Louise said.
"Really? I didn't know! And my name is Jaden," Jaden said.

"What are we doing in our Christmas vacations? Other normal families are enjoying themselves and here we are dealing with animals" Harry said.
"Animals? It's just one bear,"
"I'm not talking about the bear," Harry roasted both his siblings together.

"We are enjoying too," Zalia said "It's just that our level of enjoyment is beyond imagination," Then, Zalia stood up on her seat and looked at the bear. She took out a gun and aimed at the bear.

"DIDN'T YOU SAY IT WAS CUTE?!"
"Not anymore," She fired a shot like some master assassin. "I fucking hate bears," Wait what? Oh well. Just another usual day in the United States of America.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic , provide for the common , promote the general , and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our , do and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

...No thanks.

Brandon grabbed Kate's waist, "POLAR BEARS AND PENGUINS!" He shouted.
"WHAT—WHERE?!" Kate looked around.

Yeah, Kate is scared of penguins.
"What do you want, Brandon?" Kate asked.
"I'm feeling cold. This will help me keep warm,"
"Is that so?"
"Yes," Brandon moved his hands inside his sweater. Kate shivered, "Is something wrong?"
"Your hands are cold,"
"Then, help them get warm," Brandon looked at him.

Zalia pointed at the bear and fired five more shots.
"NO! THAT'S ANIMAL ABUSE!" Harry shouted. Yes animal abuse should not be done even if the animal kills you. Human abuse is okay but animal abuse should not be done.
They waited for a while for the bear to die...It was still running after them.

"...Where did you shoot?" Harry asked.
"You still have a bad aim," Louise said.
"BUT I PRACTICED SO MUCH!" Zalia grabbed her hair. Louise suddenly stopped the car in front of the same cliff, "Take this car down the cliff from there," He said.

"What about you, brother Louise?" Jaden asked. Louise got down from the car and lit a cigarette, "I'll take care of the bear,"
"BYE LOUISE! I LOVE YOU!" Zalia shouted and drove towards the cliff.

"I hope she meant it in a bro-sis way," Louise exhaled out smoke while looking at the sky. It was about to be morning soon, "I remembered something gross from the past," Louise said as he touched his forehead. Is it when you stole food because that would be a great memory.

The bear soon reached him and roared on his face.
"Hmm, it's been a while since we had bear meat at home," He looked into the bear's eyes as his purple eyes shone, "Say homie, how d'ya wanna get dipped?" The bear began running away from Louise and Louise ran after him. He grabbed the bear by it's neck and twisted it, "You are gonna listen to me cause I ain't thinking twice before shitting you up, get me?"
The bear nodded.

"Are you sure you're a bear?" Louise asked. It's a gay bear! Stay away from it! Or maybe the bear is actually Anna without make-up? And you ain't human, shut up.

Meanwhile,

"WHERE'S THE COTTAGE THAT JERK MENTIONED?" Zalia asked as they drove downhill on the snow. Suddenly, Harry's phone buzzed.

"OH! IT'S MJ!" He picked it up, "Hello?"
"The cottage is near you. I assume you took care of the bear?" MJ said. He must have cameras in the forest!

"I FOUND THE COTTAGE!" Jaden shouted as he pointed at the old cottage. The car quickly moved towards the cottage at full speed.
"I think you should slow down the car," Harry said.
"I'M TRYING!" Zalia shouted. The brakes had frozen in the cold.
"KATE! BRANDON!" Zalia shouted.

"Kate," Brandon hugged Kate tightly, "What flavor do you like?" He moved his hands inside his pocket. (Flavor as in condom flavor)

"Eh?" Kate said. 'Flavor? He means ice cream? IS HE REALLY THINKING OF FOOD AT THIS MOMENT? Sick!'

"I love strawberry" Kate said.
Brandon pulled his hand out from his pocket, 'I only have chocolate, what the fuck!'
"Strawberry, huh?"
"I LOVE STRAWBERRY FLAVOR SO MUCH I CAN EAT IT DOWN IN ONE GULP!"
"Well," He moved his hand inside his pocket again and pulled out out a condom, "How about chocolate?"

Kate looked at the condom, "What is this? Candy?"
"It's the juiciest candy you'd ever have," Brandon smirked as he looked into Kate's eyes.
Suddenly, the wall broke and everything was covered in smoke and snow.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! TERRORISM? DON'T TELL ME THIS WAS A TERRORIST BASE ALL ALONG!" Kate said. Kate just has this bizarre imagination of course. In the smoke, they both saw a man who had a cigarette in his mouth. He was riding a bear. He was Louise. 

He jumped down from the bear, "Go,"
The bear ran outside and banged his head on a speeding, roofless car. The car stopped with a jerk. Zalia, Harry and Jaden—The passengers, came out of the car, surprisingly unharmed.

Louise looked at the condom in Kate's hand and then gave a judgmental look to Brandon, "I am severely disappointed. My time has been wanted and my night is ruined. Thank you very much, goodbye." He turned back and Zalia hugged him tightly.

"LUI!" Zalia hugged Louise who stared at his car.
"What are you looking at?" Zalia turned towards the car.
"...That was the only car I had," Louise said. These are very sad times...

For Zalia.

"Aww, it's okay! It can still work," Zalia said. Suddenly the front engine of the car burst open and was covered in smoke.

"It can still..." Suddenly, all the side doors fell down.
"It can..." Finally, it blasted and was on fire. It was no more.

"It..." Can still work? Yeah I doubt it. Say your prayers, Zalia.
Louise gave her a death stare.

"L- Louise! Smile! LET'S CLICK A SELFIE!" Zalia took out her phone, "#DestructionConfirmed"
He took her phone and snapped it into two with his hands, "#Zaliaisoverparty"
"Well, shit..." Zalia began running and Louise followed her on the bear.

"Harry, shouldn't we help her?" Brandon asked.
"Count me out," Harry said. Wise decision. It looks like you are looking forward to college. Since the adults were gone, Harry and Jaden had gone to the top of the cliff for MJ's helicopter to locate them. Kate and Brandon sat on the snow and looked at the sky.

".... This was the weirdest birthday of my life! Can't believe how awkward my sweet 16 turned out to be" Brandon said as he looked at the sky.
"Wait till your 18th birthday," Kate said and Brandon laughed.
"As long as you are there, all my birthdays will be weird,"

"YOU—"
"But," Brandon looked into Kate's eyes and smiled, "I like it weird. Normal people have boring dicks, ugh!"
Kate looked at him and laughed.
"Kate?" Brandon looked at him.
Kate looked at him with a smile, "You are weird,"

Brandon's crimson eyes widened as his white fringes slowly slid down from his eyelids. Kate had a dimple on his left cheek and the deepest eyes when he smiled. Deeper than any shade of brown.
"You made me fall for you all over again,"
"Huh?"

"Why did you kiss me, Kate? Did that kiss mean anything or it was just like that?"
"I don't kiss anyone just like that. If I kiss you, I might actually, really, kinda, sorta...Like, you know, have some...pretty damn hard feelings for you, I guess, I think?"
Brandon chuckled, "Yeah, likewise,"
"AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU WERE MY FIRST KISS!"

"I know," Brandon held his hand, "I promise I'll be your last one too,"
"Fuck you anyways,"
"Yeah, we'll do that too,"
"WHAT THE FUCK!? DIE!"
Slowly, the sun came out of the horizon and Brandon looked ahead. They looked at the Christmas eve's sunrise together.
"It feels nice to share the most beautiful moments of my life with you, Kate,"

-To be continued

Brandon Johnson
All I Want is you baby