"HARRY!" Brandon shouted as he stood outside Harry's house. Vigorous footsteps were heard for a while and suddenly the door opened.
"BRANDON!" Harry shouted as he came out.

"HARRY!" Brandon ran towards Harry with a chainsaw.
"WHAT THE FUCK! PUT THAT DOWN!" Harry ran away from him but he was cornered.
"Why are you telling about us to everyone?"
"I ONLY TOLD BROTHER AND JADEN!"
"Yes and I'll kill you before you tell anyone else!"

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Harry covered his head with his hands. Harry, hands are more important for self love. The skull has nothing except your brains.
"Brandon, stop!" Jaden saved Harry.
"I give you one second to explain why I should stop,"
"Erm, Harry, can you play any instrument?" Jaden turned towards Harry.
"The-The keyboard and a bit of acoustic guitar,"
"PERFECT! HARRY CAN HELP IN MAKING OF THAT SONG! HE'S INDISPENSABLE." Jaden said.
"Hmm...You're not entirely wrong,"

"YES!" Harry and Jaden shouted. Harry had no idea which song they were talking about. Later, Jaden explained him everything.
"KATE MADE A SONG? FUCK!" Harry was proud at that very moment.
Brandon showed him the lyrics, "These are pretty sick! You guys thought of something?"
"Actually, we did. But it doesn't sound very good,"

"Let's all discuss. Come to my basement," Harrison had the coolest basement ever. With gaming machines and ping pong baords. An old sofa set occupied the corner. Louise sat on it and watched an old television. His drum set was kept at a corner with Harry's old keyboard. Brandon had his guitar with him.
Jaden borrowed Louise's drums and began playing some warmup strikes while Harry and Brandon did their intrumental setup. Louise punched Jaden's head, "That was aweful,"

"Eh?" Jaden rubbed his head.
"Don't your feet have any energy. HIT THAT SHIT RIGHT!"
"YES!"
"Ain't no pussies banging my drums. Either you go hard or go home,"
"YES SIR!"

They began practicing and Louise would hit Jaden every time he fucked up. He regretted coming there. Harry finally stopped, "It's not sounding the way I want to,"
"That's cause you guys have so bass. Where is the bassist?"
"Should we call Malcolm?" Harry asked.
"No! Call Kate over!" Brandon suggested.
Harry called Kate, "Hello?" Kate picked up.

"Hey Kate, Harry here," Harry said.
"Yes Harry? Hey stop!" A baby cried in the background. "Hey Anna, where did you go?!" Kate shouted.
"Kate?" Harry said.
"STOP! HEY! DON'T PEE THERE!" Kate shouted.
"Kate?"

"What are you doing, Harry?" Louise asked, "Give the phone to me,"
Harry handed over the phone to Louise.
"Hello" Louise said.
"Hello? Harry?" Kate said.
"I'm Louise. If you don't reach here with your bass within thirty seconds, I'll come to your place and beat you with an inch of your life," Louise hung up. Now that's how you invite someone over. He threw the phone at Harry and sat back on the sofa.

Kate ran towards Harry's house at full speed. He reached there in twenty nine point zero eight seconds!

"You're punctual, I like it" Louise sipped his coffee.
"Why did you call me, brother Louise?" Kate asked. His bass was hanging on his back.
"KATTY!" Brandon hugged Kate and suddenly he heard a baby crying.
"...Kate, you're pregnant?"

Pregnant with baby is crying in tummy already? This is why you don't skip your biology class.

"NO I'M NOT! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?" Kate shouted and opened the zip of his jacket.
"A BABY?!" Brandon looked at a small, blonde baby tucked between Kate's jacket and the warmer.
"...Is that yours?" Brandon said. Excuse Brandon, he's not a bad lad by heart. He's just incoherently stupid.

"NO, IT ISN'T! He's my cousin. His name is West Roberts, "Kate picked up the baby. The baby started crying loudly.
"That's exactly how I cried when I was bitten by a dog," Harry said.
"What did you do then?" Jaden asked.
"I bit it back," 
Bruh.

"JESUS CHRIST! WHY YOU ALWAYS CRYING?! SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!" Kate looked at the baby.
"Give him here," Brandon took West in his arms.
"He'll pee on you" Kate said.
"But an infants pee is not dirty," Brandon said.
"...Don't even ask about my experience," Harry said. We won't.

"Yeah right!" Kate said.
"It's true" Brandon said and took the baby. The baby boy looked at Brandon and clapped his hands with a smile on his face.
"He's adorable!" Brandon touched his cheeks.

"Look at him, Louisa" Brandon said as he turned towards Louise.

Louise took out the cigarette from his mouth and moved towards the baby.
"HEY! GET AWAY! DON'T COME NEAR A BABY WITH ALL THAT SMOKE AROUND YOU!" Brandon moved a step back. I don't know if he'll make a good father or a good mother.
Maybe a good husband.

"I made music for your lyrics," Brandon smiled. Kate's eyes widened, "You did?"
"Almost. We just needed a bassist," They took him to the basement. 
"Wow! Harry your basement is awesome!"
"Brother designed it,"

Kate began setting up his bass and turned towards Brandon. Brandon gave him the tab sheet. Kate moved his blonde bangs away from his eyes and narrowed his blue eyes as he looked at the sheet of paper. Brandon looked at him.
"Oh, these seem easy," Kate kept the sheets aside and played the chords, "It's a solid G, D, A, E" throughout the song."
"Yep,"
"I can play it,"

"Awesome, let's try once again but this time with the bass," Harry said.
"Alright."

https://youtu.be/cZSjO12UFWk

"Now, we need a vocalist," Brandon said.
"I can't sing while playing," Harry said.
"Well, I'm more of a backing vocalist," Brandon admitted. Brandon and Harry turned towards Kate.
"FUCKING NO I WON'T! I CAN'T SING!" Kate shouted.
"We'll practice!"
"KATE SING!"
"NO!"

But Kate was weak and finally gave in. His voice shivered as he sang and he sounded tone deaf.
"Well, it'll take some time," Kate said.
"It's fine. I want Kate to sing," Brandon smiled, "We'll sing together. I'll teach you,"
Kate looked into his eyes, "Okay"

"Let's go practice at your place!" Brandon packed up his guitar.
"What about Anna?" Harry asked.
"I'll dodge her," Brandon wore a fake mustache.
"Where did you get that from?"
"Come here West," Brandon took the baby into his arms.

"Why is he so happy only around you?" Kate asked.
"That's because I have a way with kids," Brandon said.
"Yeah, cause you are one of them" Kate said. Kids are not horny all the fucking time, Kate. He might as well be a wet gingerbread dripped in white flour.

Both of them walked towards Kate's house. Anna recognized Brandon instantly.
"You look bad with a mustache," Anna said.
'What happened to her?' Kate thought. He was surprised she didn't say anything.
"I'm going to Tres' place," She went away, 'HAH! NOW BRANDON WILL COME AFTER ME TO STOP ME!'

"Anna," Brandon came to her.
'Here it comes,' She turned towards him.
"I'm glad you're not a bitch anymore. Let's be good friends after this,"
'DID HE JUST FUCKING FRIEND ZONE ME?!'
"NO—BRANDON—" He closed the door on her face.

"WHAT THE FUCK!? OPEN IT! YOU'RE NOT STAYING ALONE WITH KATE! LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE!" She shouted for the next one hour and finally went away to spend the night at Tres' place. 

Brandon helped Kate with his vocals. Brandon noticed Kate was slow but determined.
"AH! NO MORE! My throat hurts!" Kate said and Brandon picked up his guitar, 
"You wanna play something?"
"Yeah!" Kate picked up his bass, "Imma play a bassline. Cover it!"
Brandon laughed,

https://youtu.be/U-0mbxNQwsk

The baby started crying again.
"WHAT HAPPENED NOW?!" Kate kept the bass aside.
"Get me diapers," Brandon said.
"The thing happened, did it?" Kate brought a packet of diapers from the closet.

Brandon did the necessary.

"How come you're so good at handling babies?" Kate asked.
"I have a younger sister," Brandon smiled.
"Ooh," Kate said.
"Let's get him some milk. He must be hungry," Brandon said.

Kate boiled some milk. Then, he picked up the baby and placed him on his lap. He checked the temperature of the milk "It seems fine to me, here drink!" Kate brought the bottle close to the baby.
"Why isn't he drinking it?" Kate said.

"Erm, Kate, you have to put it in his mouth. He won't lean in front to suck on it. Wait a minute," Brandon smirked. Kate hands trembled as he picked up the bottle and shoved it inside the baby's mouth. The baby started crying.

"WHAT THE—I'M SO DONE! CAN I THROW THIS BRAT AWAY?!" Kate shouted. The baby started crying louder and and started scratching Kate's face.
"Ow!" Kate moved the baby away.
"Give him here," Brandon said, "I'll handle our kids,"

"WHAT THE FUCK?! OUR KIDS?! HECK NO I'M NOT HAVING KIDS WITH YOU! WE NEED A WOMAN FOR THAT!"
"Who knows what the future technology holds,"
There are a lot of things the future scientists can do except of inventing ways to make babies born out of male assholes. Best option is adoption, let's stick to it instead of fucking up humanity any more than this.

"I'm going to take a bath and then I'll sleep. You take care of the baby for the rest of the night." Kate said. After he was done showering, he came out of the bathroom, dressed in a towel.
"Are you sure you should roam around in a towel? It's December, you know," Brandon said. Are you sure you should roam around in a towel? Brandon's here, you know.

"It's okay" Kate blow dried his hair, "This entire house has carpets and roof heaters. I can never catch a cold while I'm here,"
"Are you super rich or something?" Brandon asked.
"Can't you tell?" Kate sat down on the carpet, "Bruh, I go to a private school,"
"Yeah,"

"MA.. MA.." West stretched his hands towards Kate while sitting in Brandon's arms.
"Look Kate, you're the mom!" Brandon said.
"I'm not! Kid say tax refunds; Say tax refunds!" Kate said. West just tilted his head.
"He cannot speak all that," Brandon said, "...WEST, SAY FUCK YEAH!"
"HE CANNOT SPEAK ALL THAT! FUCK OFF!"
"EAT A DICK! EAT A DICK, BITCH! WEST SAY THAT!"
"STOP IT!"

West looked at Kate's chest for a while, then pressed his mouth on his nipples. That baby is gonna be disappointed.
"Kate's milk!" Brandon screamed.
"I'M NOT A COW!" Kate moved West away.

"Brandon! Say something to this kid!" Kate looked at Brandon.
"I'm so jealous of you, kid," Brandon looked at Kate's chest.
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!" Kate shouted. Brandon grabbed Kate's chest and he moved away, "BRANDON, STOP IT!" He laughed.

"He got the good part before me!" Brandon said.
"FUCKING SLEEP NOW!"
"But I want your milk too!"
"FUCKING SLEEP RIGHT NOW!"
"No,"

-To be continued

West Roberts
All I Want Is You Baby