Have you ever felt the need to take an urgent shit but you just can't because someone keeps interrupting you.

I had a bad diarrhoea last night. I currently have nothing inside my intestines since I spent the entire night shitting. I'm still not satisfied but there's nothing to left inside me anymore to poop out!

"Mom, can I get some weed?" As you can see, I was high. Higher than my cheekbones that appeared on my shrivelled face.
"Kate! Let's go shopping!" Anna ignored my critical condition.
"Eh?" I sounded like an old man, "I can't,"

I see that no one listens to old men. She dragged me out with her to the mall. I didn't want to go but I was too weak to resist.

I was annoyed. How else will you feel if you hate shopping but still you have to accompany your sister to a mall? Like she's gonna enter a store even if she is not going to buy anything there. I only like going to the mall for eating because I love food. It's an extremyly deep and vast subject.

And you know the worst part? While she shops, you just stand beside her like a dork! You have to carry her bags, listen to her complaints and illogical bargains, survive the cold and take care of her—All at the same time.

I'm not Superman since neither do I have the strength nor the courage to wear an underwear over my pants and roam around in the mall.

Yeah, I'm not a pervert.

"OMG! THIS IS SO PRETTY! THIS ONE TOO!" Anna grabbed two dresses.
"Which one, Kate?" She turned towards me.
"They both look the same to me," I gave my honest opinion as a man.

"OF COURSE THEY AREN'T THE SAME! ARE YOU COLOR BLIND, YOU WEEB?" She shouted. Wow thanks Anna. I didn't know that you become colour blind if you are a weeb. And how am I a weeb? I don't watch anime. Learn your slang vocabulary.

I was thinking of a good comeback but then I thought I shouldn't burn trash, that's bad.

"I'll look like a mermaid with this blue one," She said.
"No thanks, there's already enough plastic in the ocean," Fuck my sharp tongue.

"You are in no position to speak. Your hair looks like coconut waste!" She said.
"At least I have enough hair to avoid putting hair extensions!" Both of us growled as we grabbed and pulled each other.

"Sir, ma'am, calm down, please don't fight here!" The accountant said.
"YOU SHUT UP!" We both shouted together, "STOP COPYING ME! YOU'RE COPYING ME! UGH!" We both said together.

"Ma'am, why don't you and your boyfriend—"
"HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" She shouted.
"I would rather die than date a bitch like her!" I said.

"Yeah because now you're fucking dicks, why would you date bitches?" Anna said
"What are you saying in front of an outsider?!" I whispered.

She turned to the accountant and said "You know, my damn brother is gay,"
What the hell is she telling to a complete stranger?! Remember I said she's good at studies, but she's stupid as fuck in life.

"Is that so?" The accountant looked at me, questioningly. He's actually following the conversation!
"You don't look gay,"
"I AM NOT!"
What could I say now? I just ignored him and looked outside the shop.

"I'm waiting outside," I said.
"No! Help me try these!" She shouted.
"What the—"
"I need someone to tell me how beautiful I look in every dress,"
"You look beautifully...fake"

I don't know what should I do of this narcissistic behaviour of hers! She went inside the changing room and tried almost ten dresses.

"I'm tired and hungry! Let's go already" I said.
"Alright" She agreed.

We sat inside a cafe.
"Why are you buying so many dresses suddenly?" I asked.
"Because I like someone and I wanna impress him and date him," She said.
"You mean use him?" I said.

"It's nothing like that!" She banged her hands on the table.
"Your bra strap is falling, idiot," I took a sip of my coffee.
"What? Let it fall!" She groaned.

"Bruh! I'll fix it," I said. Then, I leaned towards her from the other side of the table and started fixing the strap for her. You guys might be like KATE HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX A BRA? Because my sis is an airhead, so I fix it for her often.

"You haven't closed the hook properly" I moved my hands towards her spine, through her designer top.

Not too soon I realized something.
"Everyone is staring at us." I told her.
"Nah we just gonna sit there and not watch a guy openly mess with a girls bra" Anna looked at them and saw a guy slowly put his camera away.

Bruh.

I sat down and looked at the table. After we were done eating, she went to a shoe shop while I stood near the metal railings and looked down at the crowd. I was just staring down when I saw something unexpected. It was Brandon Johnson with Louise Louverne.

Why are they both together in the mall? They both were talking to each other and went inside the elevator. I ran towards the escalator and climbed down from the opposite direction.

Finally I reached the first floor, the elevator door opened and Brandon came out along with brother Louise.

I hid in the crowd and followed them. Both of them went inside a clothes shop. I also entered the clothes shop, cautiously.

Brother Louise picked out a blue top and said something to Brandon. I think black would look better than blue on Brandon. Black brings out his hair and eyes.

Brandon smiled and said something to brother Louise. He removed his top and took the blue top. DON'T EXPOSE YOUR SKIN SO EASILY!

Brother Louise fixed his hair. DO NOT TOUCH HIS HAIR! Brandon continued talking as brother Louise picked up a fur jacket. After they were done, both of them moved towards a cafe.

I sat on one of the seats and hid behind the menu card. I looked at Brandon and brother Louise's table. Brandon had ordered a Vanilla Latte with choco chip cookies.

Is he a kid?
And what is he wearing?

He was dressed up in a white fur coat with black skin tight jeans and a pair of white boots with golden bells on it. His fashion sense is also like a kid!

He was continously talking with brother Louise as a smile spread across his face. He drank the Vanilla latte and his upper lip was covered with the latte foam. But he ignored it and continued talking.

He is pretty pleasing to the eye until you're the one he's talking to.

But then, brother Louise moved his hand towards Brandon's lip and wiped off the foam. Brandon blushed as brother Louise got up from the chair and both of them left the cafe. WHAT THE FUCK—AREN'T YOU THE TOP?!

"Sir, what would you like to eat—"
"Shit!"
I stood up and threw away the menu card and dashed outside the cafe. FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
I ran after him but someone pulled my arm back,

"Where were you?!" It was Anna.
"Anna, not now!" I looked around but I had lost them.

I gotta use the bathroom. My diarrhoea! NO!

-To be continued

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