Harry ran here and there in search of someone to give him company at his place that night. Five minutes passed but he wasn't able to find anyone. He reached the small ground beside the school building when he saw Mr Dickson. He remembered the last time he saw him, shit had gone down with the toilet water rising and the chainsaw riding the fierce waves.

"Holy motherfucker!" Harry looked here and there for someplace to hide. He found an open window and without second thoughts, he jumped inside the window, slid through the table which was filled test tubes and lab apparatus and fell on the ground, breaking everything. Mr Dickson simply passed by the window.

Harry was inside the chemistry lab! He was sitting on a brine solution while Jaden, the serious Chemistry student, who was wearing a white lab coat and huge orange glasses, stared at Harry as if Harry was an alien from some other planet.

"Homo—Homo sapien?" Jaden said. Biology in Chemistry lab? That's how legends worked. He had manged to trap everyone in an optical illusion that he was actually studying Chemistry. He wasn't. HE WAS STUDYING EVERYTHING. He was so great that Chemistry studied him!

"OUCH! MY ASS HURTS!" Harry got up and looked at his bleeding butt, covered with broken pieces of glass.
"What happened, Mr Smith?" Mr Joseph, the Chemistry teacher asked from a corner of the lab. Clearly, he didn't know what Jaden sounded like and mistook Harry's voice to be Jaden's. He was sitting on his chair and had placed his legs on the teacher's table.

"Sir, I just dropped the test tubes and broke them" Jaden was quite calm for the record.
"Okay, tomorrow bring the fine" Mr Joseph yawned.
"You heard him,"Jaden said to Harry.
"MY ASS IS BLEEDING!!!" Harry said.

"What about the fine?"
"FUCK IT!"
"No thanks. Should I take you to the nurse's office?" Jaden asked.

"WELL DUH! Get me a fucking stretcher!" Harry said.
"You're not in the condition to frick a stretcher. Do you usually do it? I can find you a girlfriend... or a therapist, just to be sure,"
"WHAT THE—BRO! HURRY UP!"
"Sir!" Jaden got up, "This guy got hurt from the broken glass, may I take him to the nurse's office?" 

"Yeah, get that shit treated," Mr Joseph nodded off.
"WHICH KIND OF TEACHER IS THAT? HE IS BORED OF HIS OWN SUBJECT!" Harry said.
"He isn't paid enough to handle people like you,"
Harry was burnt. And bleeding.

"Okay, let's go" Jaden said.
"WAIT! I can't go like this! How am I going to cover my ass?" Harry said.
"It's okay, no one's interested in seeing your ass anyways" Jaden said.
"Why do you remind me of someone so badly?" Harry narrowed his blue eyes.
"It's okay, you're not a girl. Even if your ass is covered with blood, no one will form any wrong misinterpretations,"

"THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM! Because that's when people come up with even more weird misinterpretations! They think of all sorts of things!"
"Like?"
"Maybe I got fucked in the ass?"
"Don't be silly, just come,"

They both went outside and Harry was walking weirdly because of all the broken glass pieces sticking to his ass. Few girls passed by them and turned back. They whispered among themselves and snickered, "It looks like he had anal sex last night so badly that he can't even walk properly,"
"Who is that guy beside him?"
"Maybe his partner?"
Jaden looked at them and they did a thumbs up. He looked disgusted.

"Cover yourself," Jaden said.
"With what?"
"Hmm... I'll just walk behind you so that people aren't able to see your ass."
"Yes, good idea."
They both walked together. Jaden walked right behind Harry. The halls were empty and Ralf Kaise was going to attend his math class. 

Harry suddenly fell on the floor.
"Are you okay?" Jaden stood behind him and held his waist.
Ralf Kaise turned from the wall and entered the same hallways as them. He saw them. Harry sat on the his knees with his palms on the floor while Jaden stood right behind him, his pelvis prssed on Harry's ass and his hands on his waist, "Ugh! It hurts!" Harry groaned.

Ralf quickly went behind the wall and pressed him temples, "I suddeny don't feel very well, maybe I should rest for a while,"

"Why are you moving so slowly?" Jaden asked.
"Because it fucking hurts!"
"It's not like I shoved this into your hips. You're the one who jumped on me,"
Ralf's face turned white, 'What the fuck are they doing in the hall—You know what, I'll mind my own business,' He left immediately.

Harry got up and pressed his hand on his butt. "What have I done to go through so much pain and suffering, my lord?"
Jaden moved towards Harry and picked him in his arms like a princess, "What are you—"
"When you are hurt, God feels the pain." Jaden smiled.
"...Yeah, this wasn't meant for this situation,"

Jaden smiled and began walking.
"How can you pick me up so easily?" Harry looked into his eyes.
"You're awfully slender. It's no big deal to pick you up" Jaden opened the door to the nurse's office, "Excuse me, I've got a patient" 

"Oh! What happened?" The nurse was going to take a selfie but she was interrupted.
"Hey!" Harry whispered, "Don't tell the real reason to her"
"Why?" Jaden whispered back.
"Dude! It's embarrassing!" Harry said.

"What is it?" The nurse asked.
"He—He fell from the chair and broke his ass,"
'What the fuck! As if she's gonna buy it! It sounds way too unrealistic' Harry thought.

"Are you okay dear?" She asked, "Oh my, you're bleeding. Did he fall on glass shards?"
'She believed him!' Harry thought.
Jaden rolled his eyes at the back of his head and then said, "No...The glass shards fell on him,"
'Please end my suffering by death,' Harry covered his face. Jaden smirked as he looked at him. 
"This ointment will do. Apply it on the affected area." She said.

"Yes, thanks," Harry said and Jaden put him down on the bed.
"Then, I'll be leaving" Jaden said.
"Wait a second please," The nurse clenched Jaden's shoulder.
"What is it?" Jaden turned back.

"You'll be applying the ointment," She said.
"Me?" Jaden said.
"WAIT! I CAN DO IT MYSELF!" Harry shouted.
"No, you can't even see how it looks like." Then, she turnd towards Jaden, "I'm in the cafeteria in case you need something" The nurse left the room.
"WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THE QUALITY OF TEACHERS IS DETERIORATING? THEY ARE SO UNINTERESTED IN THEIR JOB!"

"That's because no woman would like to fix a man's broken ass" Jaden wore a pair of white rubber gloves.
"WHO TOLD YOU TO TELL THAT TO HER?!" Harry shouted while Jaden took a pair of plastic tongs and dipped a cotton ball into the antiseptic solution.
"Remove you pants and turn over" Jaden ordered.

"I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!" Harry said.
"No, you can't,"
"You're telling me you can take better cre of my ass than me myself,"
"As a matter of fact, I can," Jaden smiled and locked the door.

"Why did you lock the door?" Harry moved towards the corner of the bed.
"So that no one disturbs us" Jaden said.
"WHY ARE YOU COMING CLOSER TO ME? GET AWAY!"
"Give me your ass, Harry,"

Ralf Kaise stood outside the nurse's office and pressed his temples, "I guess I'll come tomorrow or maybe never come again. Nevermind, I'll just go attend the Math class" He left.

Jaden was done removing the pieces of glass and cleaning off the blood for Harry's ass.
"Now, I'll apply the ointment,"
By the time Jaden was done, Harry began crying, "Does it hurt a lot?" Jaden asked.
"Of course it does," He sobbed. Jaden grabbed his face and brought it closer to his, "Now listen here, you should stop jumping into people's personal space if you wanna keep your ass in one piece. And stop crying, you're not a kid." Jaden looked serious and Harry wiped off his tears.

"Yeah, sorry and thanks for the help," Harry wrapped a bandage around his pelvis. Jaden helped him with it. He noticed that Harry was good at bandaging—Just like a professional. "How are you so good at it?" Jaden asked.
"My dad is a doctor. I've helped him out many times,"
"I see." Once they were done, Jaden threw his rubber gloves into the dustbin and washed his hands.

"Erm, Jaden?" 
"Hmm?"
"Can you keep this a secret?"
"Oh, of course," Jaden smiled, "Tell me if there is anything I can do to help you,"

Harry decided to take advantage of the situation.
"There's no one at my place tonight. I'm alone and I don't think I can manage with this injury," 
"Oh, sure, I'll stay with you till your parents come back," 
"Thank you so much!"

Harry went back to the class in a jolly mood. Brandon entered the class from the other door and freaked out when he looked at Harry, "WHAT THE—Hmm, your butt looks thicker,"
"Yeah that has a long story behind it,"
"No thanks, I know what Brazilian buttlift is,"
"Bruh, no—"

"MR LOUVERNE! SIT DOWN, IF YOU MAY," Mr Warren shouted in his Australian accent.

"Oh-Jeez!" Brandon sat down. Harry just pressed his ass on the chair and shouted as he got up at the speed of light.
"Is there a problem, Mr Louverne?" Mr Warren asked.
"Nothing," Harry leaned on his knees towards the floor to show as if he were sitting.

"Why aren't you sitting?" Brandon asked as he opened a the packet of a Jolly Rancher triple pop and shoved it into his mouth.
"My ass hurts!" Harry said. Brandon pouted and smirked, "Why?"

"I—I overpooped," Harry said.
"So, today we will start with the Russian Revolution, the European continent," Mr Warren spoke in the background.

"That's nasty. What did you eat last night?" Brandon asked.
"Meatballs!" Harry said.
"You eating marbles—"
"No, ew! Brandon, stop it,"

"Alright," Brandon laughed, "What are you gonna do now?"
"I just need to attend this class. Then, I'm done for the day," Harry said.
"You're gonna go back home?" Brandon asked.
"Yes, mom and dad are out for their anniversary trip while brother is out for hunt. So, seems like I'm home alone tonight." Harry said.

"Why didn't you tell me before? All other plans canceled! Tonight, I'll only stay with you, Harry! IT'S A BRO-NIGHT!!"
"Brandon," Harry's face turned sentimental and they both hugged each other and the background completely changed into heavenly clouds and angels celebrating the purest form of 'Guy Friendship'. An opera started playing in the background. Everything was running perfectly when a marker came flying and landed on Harry's cheek.

"Ow!" Harry looked the other way.
"What are you both doing? Do it outside my class!" Mr Warren remebered his own sad and mysterious night with Mr Dickson.
"What?" Brandon and Harry said together.

When the school was over, Harry and Brandon walked back home together.

"By the way, Brandon, another guy is coming over too. I called him over." Harry smiled.
"Oh, good! Let's all be friends—" Brandon suddenly fixed his gaze at a point. Harry traced his eyes and found Kate Roberts talking to his classmate.

"Katty!" Brandon rushed towards Kate and back hugged him, "Ah, yes this smell, me likey!" Brandon sniffed Kate's hair.
'Brandon's girly side update,'
"Get off of me!" Kate shouted.
"I do that every night,"
(Tn//Get off of someone has two meanings—)

"Harry, let's take Kate with us too! We'll skip school together!" Brandon looked at Harry.
"WHAT?! NO! LEAVE ME, I HAVE WORK TO DO!" Kate shouted.
"Let's go!" Brandon grabbed Kate's hand and rushed towards Harry's house, leaving Harry behind.

Harry seemed like a pitiful figure, standing on an empty school ground—The perfect symbol of loneliness, "Brandon, you promised me first. How did Kate come in between?"
"Hello," Jaden appeared behind Harry "So, shall we go to your house?"

"Oh yes!"
'Fuck Brandon! I have Jaden now!'

-To be continued

Jaden Smith
All I Want is you baby