Chapter 19 Guys Are Cute When They're Jealous

Jaden slowly opened the door to the terrace. He held his hand on the door as though he wanted to prevent it from opening any further. He slowly blinked his bright hazel eyes and looked at the terrace, searching for someone.

"What are you doing?" Brandon stand behind him.
"AH! OH! G-GOOD AFTERNOON!" Jaden turned back and looked at Brandon. Brandon looked into his eyes, "You seem to be pretty excited to meet me, getting here even before me, huh?" 

"No, that's not—"
"Open," Brandon said.
"Sorry?" Jaden asked.
"Open it"
"M-My shirt?" Jaden pressed his buttons.

"Get some brain, bro. I'm the blonde here. How do you open a shirt? Open the fucking door, god dammit! What? You want to talk here?" Brandon asked.
"N-NO! Of course not, sorry," Jaden quickly opened the door.

They reached the terrace where a huge canvas was lying in the corner and a burnt hoodie was thrown on the floor. 

"What's your relationship with Kate Roberts?" Brandon was very unaware that his gay side was showing up which for supposed to be a secret. Thankfully, Jaden was an airhead so he didn't seem to notice.
"Kate and I? We are friends" Jaden smiled.

"Kate's got no friends," Brandon pushed his hands inside the pockets of his jeans.
"Now it's different. We share a strong bond of friendship. I really like him," Jaden was completely unaware that he was subconsciously declaring a war against the school prince. It was nice knowing him while he was still alive.

Brandon's face was covered with an ear to ear grin, "Could you please wait a moment? Lock the door of the terrace, pretty please,"
"Oh, sure," Jaden went ahead and closed the door while Brandon went towards the canvas. He upturned the canvas and slowly pulled out an electric chainsaw.

'Hm? What's he gonna go with that?' Jaden thought as he looked at Brandon. Whatever he was going to do, it didn't seem to have a nice end in any way. Little did he know that Brandon Johnson was bisexual, he could make an ass bleed, literally.

Brandon kept the chainsaw on the floor. He pushed the handle forward, and VROOM! The saw started! He tapped the throttle trigger to set the saw to an idle, and it soon it was purring like a kitten. "Alright, come here," Brandon looked at Jaden.

"Are we cutting some firewood?" 
"Oh yes, we are,"
"But I don't see any trees here?"
"You just need fire, doesn't matter if the fuel is wood," Brandon's eyes narrowed, "Or a human,"

Jaden laughed nervously, "You have got good jokes," He moved  a few steps back and tried to open to open the lock, the lock opened but Brandon was right behind him by then.
"This is unfair!"
"I don't care!"
"NO!"

"Don't be scared. I'll make it so quick that you won't even know when you died," Brandon moved his chainsaw towards the neck of shivering Jaden. Seriously Brandon, if your gonna be a yandere or something LEARN TO DO IT PROPERLY. You have to kill him in a place where you can easily get a change of clothes and a place to hide the body—Now now, what am I saying. Calm down, Brandon. No need to kill someone over Kate!

"BUT I DON'T WANNA DIE!" Jaden said.
"LIKE HELL SOME CANADIAN WANNA DIE! BUT THEY ARE KILLED!" Brandon went very dark there. He swung his chainsaw and Jaden ran.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT THING?!" Jaden shouted as he ran here and there.

Mr Warren walked inside the school shed and looked around, "Oi, where's me chainsaw? I kept it here naw? Aw mate, someone stole it again!" He had an Australian accent.
"Sir, your pizza is here!" The delivery boy stood at the door.
"Oh right, just put it on that table,"

Jaden tripped and fell at the corner of the terrace. He turned back, Brandon raised his chainsaw.
"Hey Brandon! I'm back, did you miss me?" It was Harry and his perfect timing. He opened the terrace door and looked at Brandon.

"H-Harry!" Brandon looked at him. He lost his balance and fell on Jaden. The chainsaw flew off of the terrace and landed just on Mr Warren's extra cheese pizza kept on the table. He reached it and looked at it, "WHAT THE—Their delivery style is not so bad. I even got meself a new chainsaw free of cost! It just looks like me old one!"

The chainsaw continued moving on the pizza for sometime and then finally it blasted and stopped, leaving Mr Warren covered in his pizza.
"Aw mate, a teacher's sad life. This was one gay chainsaw," He looked at the terrace and saw two boys.
"A student's gonna cark it," He walked up to the stairs.

Harry saw that his bisexual best friend, Brandon Johnson was on top of the Canadian transfer student, Jaden Smith, whose face was covered in sweat. Harry looked at both of them for sometime with a weird look on his face and finally said one word:

"RAPE"

Brandon got up, "You're raping me?" He looked at Jaden.
"Am I?" Jaden asked.
"Am I interrupting something?" Harry asked.
"Yes you are!" Brandon shouted, "I was about to make him bleed!"

"DUDE! USE LUBE!" Harry was sharing his dinky gay knowledge to bring light to the blonde's head and prevent his partner's ass from bleeding to death.
"What?" Brandon was confused. So, using lube on a chainsaw made people bleed better? He needed to write this down in his diary.

"Harry, let's go back to the class," Brandon got up and all of them went away. Jaden got a call from his mom to get eggs on his way back home.
"Mom, I am so grateful to Harry, my savior."
"Your savoir?"
"Jesus sent him,"
"Or maybe the yaoi gods," She smirked.
"What's that?"


After a while, Mr Warren came to the terrace. But no one was there anymore.
"I'm sure I saw some bloody blokes 'ere," He looked around with a chainsaw in his hand and a pizza slice plastered on his shirt. The dirt and dust had stick on his face, making his face look half white half black. Surely, he had become a creature of supreme anti racist genes.

Harry misunderstood that Brandon had a crush on Jaden Smith. Brandon was so disgusted by that that he told the entire story to Harry. From how he had a crush on Kate Roberts to how he ended up in that situation.

"Got it now?" Brandon asked.

"Yeah. No way will he be fucked by jerks like you. He's Christian,"
Brandon gave a bruh look to Harry.
"Besides," Harry said, "Jaden doesn't even look like an uke, his build is more of the seme type"

"Seme and uke. Oh, I read that,"
"I'm getting addicted to those yaoi mangas" Harry grabbed his hair, "IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!"
"Me? I did nothing,"
"You could have killed that other guy. A chainsaw, really? Where did you even get that?!"
"That's a secret," Brandon squealed.

'Brandon's girly side update,' Harry looked at him squealing. It was Mr Warren's class but he wasn't there yet.
"Never mind, see what I brought," Harry rumpled through his bag and finally pulled out a lobster wrapped up in plastic.

"A LOBSTER! IT'S HUGE!" Brandon's face lit up. But then, he gave a judgemental look to Harry, "Why are you kidnapping animals though? Better question, who brings a lobster to school?"
"I do. Zalia sent this," Harry said.
"Uwu!" Brandon looked at the lobster, "I'll cook it tonight. Want me to send you some?"


"Yes please," Harry licked his lips, "Actually, come to my place. My parents are not home tonight and I got some new porn. We'll eat and enjoy,"

"Nah! I'm long done with porn,"
"Oh yeah! You're into guys now, my bad!"
"...For the last time, Harrison, I am bi,"
"Whatever that means,"
"Bastard,"

Kate decided to go to the D Wing after school. It was the building of fourth years. He decided to return that paper back to Malcolm. He didn't know what attracted him to Malcolm to such an extent that he was ready to risk his high school life by going to the D Wing. But Mr Dickson caught him midway.

"MR KATE ROBERTS!" Mr Dickson shouted and moved towards Kate. He was finding him since that day but Kate had managed to hide himself throughout that week.

"Good afternoon, Mr Dickson" Kate tried to act as normal as he could.
"This afternoon isn't very good for you," Mr Dickson said.
"Of course not, sir," Kate said.
"Good! Then, pick up the mop and start cleaning!" Mr Dickson said "You'll be cleaning the boys restroom for your detention!"

"Yes, sir!" Kate said and picked up the mop.
It was time to wash the ceiling.
I am not joking.

-To be continued


Brandon Johnson
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