Cobbledick: 'Hey human slaves! So since ya'll are stuck in quarantine I decided to make an entire quiz for you just because. It'll determine how much like me you are! Yes there will be an odd numbe of questions so you dont have a tie between all 3 answers. Are you the type that lives like Cobbledick style or are you a Cobbledick-wannabe but wanna learn to be like me anyway? This shitty quiz will help figure it out. Honest answers only and- oh what the hell I dont care. Go take that quz.'

1) How much are you enjoying your quarantine?
A- I HATE IT!! SO DAMN MUCH!! I wanna go outside and get some money n bitches- (Or ya just wanna go outside for some reason)
B-Meh I dont hate it nor do I love it. Im a bit i between
C- I was in quarantine before quarantine ✌😸

2) Do you like dogs?
A- Of course! Who wouldn't love Senior Woofers?!

B- Yeah I like dogs, but I like cats too.
C- I like hot dogs if that what ya mean

3) You got a date with a fine little honey or a good lookin fella and they tell you theyll pay for anything you want on the menu. Which of these options would you choose?
A- A nice little salad and a nice cold water
B- Fried chicken and Fanta
C- Dessert, chicken, dessert, dessert, basically i want the whole menu

4) Someone is telling you about their problems, whadda say?
A- You listen to them and give them the best advice possible
B- You only listen half of it but nod to everything they say
C-

You just dont give a shit bout there problems because they aint yours

5) Are you lazy?
A- No
B- Sometimes
C- Im too lazy to write an answer here

6) If Spinel was you human slave, would you beat the shit outta her cuz you can?
A- of course not! They server us and deserve out respecc!
B- Meh, Id do it when she's in a good mood
C- Hell to the yeah

7) Would you be able to get away with murder?
A- Why would I murder anyone?
B- Maybe
C- If I told ya that, I might get busted, *wink wink*

8) Is Shanghai?
A- No, Shang is low
B- Yeah its a city in China
C- Nope Im the only high one here

9) Can a match box?
A-...what
B- P e r h a p s
C- No, but a tin can

Cobbledick: Aight ya done. Scroll ya ass down and look at the results.

Mostly A's:
No. You're NOTHING LIKE ME!! You're nothing like me you uncultured swi-

Mostly B's:
Oh yeah you're close. You and I can chill together and kill together. Keep hangin with me and you'll be a stealth pro in no time

Mostly Cs:
You and I. I and You. We think alike. You live like Cobbledick style, feel special! Only 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% ever get close to my interests. Peace out!

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