One Shot: 🔥Hot and Spicy🔥🍋Lemon🍋
-In Spinel's Room-
Spinel: Yep...that's what happened. Eventually I got a hold of myself and remembered what that scumbag did to me.
Cobbledick: 'Realy doe?'
Spinel: Well,yeah. And Steven was pissed as shit. I'm not eating at that resturaunt again for the rest of my life.....but enough of that, what happened with your bitchass while me and Steven were at that crackhead resturaunt? (*cough cough* Sneek peak to ch14 of Mending Hearts...)
Cobbledick: 'Me and Cat Steven had a lemon.'
Spinel: *shocked* A lemon?!
Cobbledick: 'Yeah.'
Spinel: Give me all the juicy details! And don't be afriad to use context!
Cobbledick: 'Me and Cat Steven went into the kitchen.'
Spinel: And..?!
Cobbledick: 'We took out some spices and some hot sauce.'
spinel: And?!
Cobbledick: 'Then a cut a lemon open.'
Spinel:...Weird roleplay but whatever interests you.
Cobbledick: 'And we put some hot suace and pepper on the lemon.'
Spinel:....
Cobbledick: 'That lemon was hot and spicy! So we put some chili pepper on it and chopped peices of jalepenos. Now it was REALLY hot and spicy.'
Spinel: Did ya shove it up her ass?!
Cobbledick: 'Nah, we put the same ingrediants in the other half and peeled the skin off both of them.'
Spinel: Then you had sex?
Cobbledick: 'No we ate the lemon. It was spicy as HELL! It was spicier than some Taco Bell with extra pepper! It was pretty good though.'
Spinel:....What the hell.
Cobbledick: 'And that's the story of the lemon. What did you expect, you perv? Sex? Lmao'
Spinel: Dude wtf....
Cobbledick: 'Welp Im fenna go do something else. Later loser.'
Spinel:...?
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