Cobbledick: 'Hello human slaves! It is I, Cobbledick, and I declare this a religion! I'm not boring, just so you know. So of course here's some stuff included.'

*Gossip: Of course imma talk mad shit about a bunch of people (not Wattpaders, just make believe) with Cat Steven just because I can

*Ask and Dare: Feel free to ask and dare me, Cat Steven, and everycat else that for some reason are in my church

*One shots: Random one shots of what me and the others do

*Quizzes: Just because I'm a cat and I can do what I fucking want

*Beating the shit out of my Human Slaves!: Ya know, I'm from a book called "Mending Hearts" and there's a chappy dedicated to ME! It's literally called cobbledick. And it'll tell hwo I met my human slave, Spinel Stiles and her fuckboi boyfriend. And yes, tell him thta if ya want. I don't care.

*Randomness: Technically everything Cobbledick

*Maybe some hints on Mending Hearts and Updates on Other Books: Yeah

*My blog!: Yep, Imma have a blog, what ya gone do about it

*Catnip: Don't fuck with my catnip, human slaves.

*Partying: PArty all day and night while I get high on catnip with Cat Steven

*A bunch of other shit my lazyass doesn't feel like saying....and plus I'm high on that catnip

Cobbledick: 'Welp, let's get this started so this religion can become an internet sensation! and spread the word to Instagram and everything so I can get more human slaves!!!'

Cat Steven: 'Cobble don't you have enough human slaves?'

Cobbledick: 'Smoke some catnip, Cat Steven. That way you'll learn you can never have to many human slaves. Where's my human slave anyway? Fucking yours?'

Cat Steven: 'Sadly yes.'

Cobbledick: 'Of course....for real though, smoke some catnip with me.'

Cat Steven: 'You have a bad addiction to that stuff.'

Cobbledick: 'So?'

Cat Steven: *sighs* 'Never mind, pothead.'
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Lezz get it