Queen_Cobble
"Look I understand cats are supposed to like their owners and shit but for fuck's sake they're horny and annoying as hell. Cats, remember:
Humans don't train cats, cats train humans 😼 And happy Marchubrary 28th everycat now let's go get high on catweed!"

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-Chat-

Queen_Cobble: Ok time to talk shit about my human slave

Grumpy_Tardar_Sauce: Who?

Queen_Cobble: Grumpy cat?! Bitch I thought you were dead wtf

Grumpy_Tardar_Sauce: I wasn't dead I was just sleeping my lazyass off

Pirate_Kitty: Keyboard cat and Lil Bub are alive too

(A/N if you don't know who Lil bub is she had an extra claw and toe on each paw but she was the cutest little thing. She died in 2019, along with a bunch of famous cats)

Queen_Cobble: Well fuck

Pirate_Kitty: Get off that catnip and maybe you'll learn something

Grumpy_Tardar_Sauce: Put em in the chat so we can talk shit about your owner

Queen_Cobble: She's my human slave

(Queen_Cobble added  Colonel_Meow, LilBubby, XxMaruxX, and keyboard_kat, and Clone_Nikky)

Pirate_Kitty: wtf

Queen_Cobble: It's Colonel Meow, Lil Bub, Maru , Keyboard Cat and the cloned cat we all know,....Little Nikky

Queen_Cobble: Now back to talking about how shitty my human slave is

XxMaruxX: You have a human slave?????

Queen_Cobble: yeah and she's a slut just like Cat Steven's slave. Both of them suck ass

LilBubby: Really tho

keyboard_cat: should've seen this coming

Pirate_Kitty: Well in her blog she was right about her slave being horny af

Colonel_Meow: Welp go ahead pothead

Queen_Cobble: My human slave is a little slut and she spends more time with her fuckboi boyfriend instead of feeding me!

Grumpy_Tartar_Sauce: Dude what a bitch

Pirate_Kitty: you DO know that fuckboi is my human slave right?

Queen_Cobble: Well guess what? Spinel sure does love getting pimped by that fuckboi slave of yours

Queen_Cobble: Which is one reason I slapped the shit out of her so she'd wake the fuck up

XxMaruxX: Ew did she have jizz on her face???? 😥

Queen_Cobble: Hell to yeah and all the hickeys you can ever think of

Colonel_Meow: 😹 lmao

keyboard_cat: lol hate to be you

LilBubby: So....she has a sex addiction

Queen_Cobble: I'm saying she's a skank, bub

Clone_Nikky: 😰🍆

Queen_Cobble: Nikky is telling nothing but the truth 😹

Pirate_Kitty: I was looking through my slave's messages and she sent him a video clip of her deepthroating a sausage 8---------------------}

Queen_Cobble: Ew you think that's bad I was looking through HER messages and we can all guess what shit I saw

Grumpy_Tartar_Sauce: Being generous with the nudes huh

LilBubby: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

keyboard_kat: We get it she's a good for nothing skank ok Cobble 😆

Queen_cobble: And she thinks I'm her little therapist

keyboard_kat: Lemme guess...doing like all slaves and talking to you like you're interested in what they're saying

XxMaruxX: Faxxxxxxx

Colonel_Meow: Ikr

Queen_Cobble: The other day she told me about how sexy Cs's human slave was and then how she was sick and shit

Grumpy_Tartar_Sauce: did ya find a used condom

Queen_Cobble: Trust me I already knew the skank was knocked up though she hasn't confirmed it yet

XxMaruxX:Well how do ya know

Queen_Cobble: No condom, no birth control, skanky as shit, it all adds up maru

Queen_Cobble: Oh well thats her own damn fault

LilBubby: Aww a babyyyyyy😍😍😍

Pirate_Kitty: Yeah Cobble's got a point

keyboard_kat: Is that it

Colonel_Meow: What if she actually has a kid

Queen_Cobble: I bet it couldn't wait for "take your failed abortion to work day"

Queen_Cobble: Probably what her mom said before she left her in the garden

LilBubby: Wow you're wrong for that

Queen_Cobble: its the truth tho 😑 Who wants to go raid that lady that keeps spraying CS with water

XxMaruxX: Technically everyone

Queen_Cobble: Aight lezgo. Keyboard cat get the firehose. Grumpy cat get something to scare the fuck out of her with. And everyone else we'll take care of the rest

*all are offline*