My eyes were wide with fear and panic. Thoughts ran through my mind so quickly, I didn't know what I was thinking about.

Maybe I can tell him its food coloring! Yes, red one!

Then I heard a shriek from Jin. "It's blood!" Damn it, that giveaway! I ran out the bathroom and smacked Jin in the head.

"Calm down, man. It's just... blood," I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms.

After a few deep breaths, he finally asked me a question I was dreading for.

"Wait... If the blood came out through... there, doesn't it mean... you're a girl?"

Should I tell him? Should I tell him? Should I tell him? Should I tell him? Should I tell him? Should I tell him? Should I-

"Yes... I am."

He sighed before mumbling all sorts of things. I rolled my eyes again. I headed back to the bathroom to... you know... wash up.

Time Skip

I walked in the kitchen, finding everyone already eating their snacks. It was a bunch of Doritoes and- pffffft! It's just the 'toes' part of Doritoes that cracks me up- okay I'll stop. Anyways, Doritoes and fruit salad. YASSSSS, this has to be the best period day I've ever had. I don't get what Jungkook is whining about.

"Hyung, why did we have to buy the fruit salad? I could have gotten the cake or the ice-cream... or the pizza."

I internally gasped. Choosing fruit salad over cake, ice-cream or pizza?! Show yourself human GRRRRR!!!

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That was so weird and humiliating. I'm so EMBARRASED! Luckily, no one but me knows this... I hope. Hmm... Anyways, I looked around for my Doritoes and fruit salad... PFFFFFFFFFTTTTT-

Okay geez I'll stop. But I couldn't find them.

"Hey! Where are mine?" I whined.

Hoseok pointed to the fridge. HE PUT MY DORITOES IN THE FRIDGE?! I almost leaped on him but stopped, sighed and walked to the fridge to get my snacks. I sat down and listened to them converse as I ate.

"I feel like this should be called lunch not snacks. Since we are eating these for lunch," Namjoon said and I mentally agreed. "We are eating snacks not lunch. Nobody really eats this for lunch and this would not be considered lunch but snacks," Jin said, also sending a glare at Namjoon.

It seemed like Jin didn't notice me, because when he saw me his eyes widened. Hmm... I wonder why... Maybe because I looked like... HOT STUFF. I would marry myself if I could. That reminds me to say to whoever is reading this (even though nobody is... maybe) 'LOVE YOURSELF so much that you would MARRY YOURSELF'.

Okay, back to the real world, I almost CHOCKED on my fruit salad when Jimin said this, "How's my girl doing today, hmm Hayoon?" I was so close from leaping on Jin's back and attacking him like a maniac. No way did he tell everyone?

I sent Jin a look and he shook his head. I sighed and thought that it was just part of Jimin's awesome weirdness. But I obviously am not crushing on him...

Jungkook then said, "Yeah, girl. How are ya doin' on dis fine day?"

I narrowed my eyebrows because something seemed suspicious between these two. They probably are suspecting that I am a girl. Because I am terrible at acting!

And I found out that it's spelled as Doritos not... doritoes. All this time I was laughing at nothing *cries*.

Time Skip

No-one's POV

"Come on Taetaeboo, join our-"

"Never call me that again," Taehyung, with flushed cheeks said very quickly.

"Say what?" Jimin said, looking confused.

"Taetaeb..." Taehyung's blush deepened as he trailed off.

"Ohh that. Just join our group, please. Assistant Jeon and Commander Park suspect that Kim Hayoon is a girl and we need one member to make this complete," Jimin pleaded.

Taehyung shook his head before asking, "Why me? Why not Hoseok or someone else?"

"We need you because you're part of the maknae line. Please," Jimin gave him puppy eyes, which were so strong that made Taehyung almost wanna jump into a hole full of spiders that fart terrible smelling farts and shoot lava out their web-making part. Well, if they even existed.

Taehyung rolled his eyes and nodded. "Fine, I'll do it."

"Yes! Thank you Taehyung!" Jimin gave him a warm smile.

They parted ways and began tackling their homework.

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a/n i updated earlier than i thought i would lmao. hope you enjoyed this chap and ty for reading <3

-Yuna