a/n happy namjoonie day. i cant believe he's 29 rn 😭😭💜

I want to dig myself in a 100 foot hole and decompose there.

Did she recognise me?! My mom just shook her head and quickly apologized.

"I'm sorry. I thought you were my daughter," She said and I saw her smile turn upside down.

Maybe she misses me. I'll have to call her soon.

I just nodded and walked away with Taehyung.

Few minutes later

We were walking on a random street not talking or anything. I tell you it was so boring. I wish I got Jimin even if it meant he would be pestering me with questions but thats what I like about him.

Taehyung, on the other hand, is a mysterious person. He seems more mysterious than the word mystetious.

"So what do we do?" I asked breaking the silence.

"Nothing."

"Come on!" I pouted but he shook his head. I huffed while crossing my arms, trying to look cute but I probably looked like a koreaboo or something.

I'll do anything to get rid of my boredom!

We sat on a bench and I got a great idea. I just needed some time to gather up the courage to do it.

Okay I'll do it in three, two, one- aahhh I cant do this. NO I MUST. I CAN DO THIS YESSSSS

I opened my mouth to begin but I started wheezing.

After I had calmed down, I decided to start because Taehyung wasn't paying attention to me.

I tried snaking my hand towards his armpit but he said, "Don't try."

I pouted and retreated my hand to my lap.

Plan B. He's making me do this

I took a deep breath in and...

"A-ahhh oppa stop we're in public. You cant do this."

Random strangers gave us concerning looks. Taehyung's cheeks made a faint pink color.

"Shut the hell up," he said hiding his face with his hands.

"O-oppa I- HEYYY STOP IT!" He picked me up and I began hitting his back and kicking my legs.

"Stop it or I'll smack you," Taehyung threatened before walking.

Smack me?!

"So rude. You are threatening to smack me where?" I asked.

"You know where."

I gasped.

"My hand is gonna hit it," Taehyung said, and we were in some place where people werent seen.

"Don't or I'll fart on you."

"I'd like that," he said and I cringed.

"You're disgusting!"

"You're more disgusting," he said before putting me down.

I dusted myself off then said, "A-ahhh~ So nice~"

I laughed while Taehyung chased me towards the park. I collapsed on the grass trying to catch my breath.

Taehyung lied beside me, his head on my shoulder and he closed my eyes. I closed my eyes too, drifting off to dreamland.