Zayn: Hello?
Louis (Girly voice): OH MY GOD ZAYN, I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!
Zayn: Hi Louis

Niall: If Liam is with my, I feel like I'm a baby or a girl.
Liam: Niall, eat your food!
Niall: SEE!

Zayn: "Liam is our daddy, he takes care of us."
Niall: "I can take care of myself."
Liam: "You got lost in a shopping centre."
Niall: "I got lost because I wanted to."

Niall: "Harry is the youngest but everyone always think it´s me."
Louis: "That´s because you are cute and Harry is a pervert."

Niall: "I´m a math genius."
Louis: "675 books plus 345 books equals?"
Niall: "A libary. Ask me harder questions, Lou!

Niall: "I'd take my girlfriend to a romantic date and sing in her ear."
Harry: "And then what?"
Niall: "You're to young to know it."

Harry: "What's the funniest thing that's happened to us on the X Factor?"
Louis: "Niall broke a pencil in half HAHAHA!"