i like to do the shipping things.

i already have a list of OTPs in my bio, so i think i'll start with a list of ships i fucking hate.

SHIPS I FUCKING HATE

-dualrivalshipping (yes, i acknowledge that there is a fuck ton of ingame canon cuteness, but i just hATE THEM TOGETHER OMFG.)

-trevor x anyone female (hes my little gayboy. please do not ship him with the girls. actually while you're at it don't ship him with anyone other than me)

-i used to really hate ferriswheelshipping, but that's because i used to ship checkmate. now i ship kuro and i agree that it's pretty cute.

-john rose flushed. just no, no, no, NO, nope, no. i love them together as pale, but not flushed.(speaking of diamonds shipping, i ship two of my teachers as moirails, and i went to talk about this with one of my homestuck friends and was like "could you see santi and mackey as moirails?" and my non-homestuck friend, who also has a really, really dirty mind for a 14-year-old, overheard and was like "could i see them dating? hell yeah" and i was like ben no u dont understand the homestucks) and yes i ship people irl. is that a problem?

-voicemailshipping

-almiashipping

-calem and serena x anyone other than each other

-dave jade in any way shape or form

i will add more