"SO HUMAN, ARE WE CLEAR?"

"Um...yes?"

"WELL THEN, REPEAT IT BACK TO ME."

"Err.. on Monday and Thursdays Sans has night patrol, and you have day..?"

"yup, go on."

"Uh. But on Wednesdays you both have day patrol,"

"YES?"

"On Tuesday and Friday Sans has day shift. And you guys have the weekend off...?"

"PRECISELY."

"So what day is it?"

"friday."

"Okay." You said softly. Sans and Papyrus glaced at each other, and without another word, Sans walked out of the house.

Sans heard Papyrus' muffled voice,

' must be talkin' about something important. ' Sans thought before walking towards waterfall and taking a short cut.
...

'ugh. So borin'.'

Seconds ticked by into minutes, minutes into hours. No humans.

Of course. Frisk and/or Ash don't fall for at least another week.

-Ring-

Sans' phone went off.

"SANS!"

"sup bro?"

"YOU KNOW WHAT'S ' 'SUP ' BROTHER. UNDYNE IS COMING OVER FOR COOKING LESSONS!"

"yeah? so?"

"I SENT THE HUMAN TO GO GET THE INGREDIENTS A HALF AN HOUR AGO AND THEY STILL HAVE NOT RETURNED. SO I FREE YOU FROM YOUR DUTIES TO GO RETRIEVE HER."

'what.'

" sure bro."

"ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU TURN ON YOUR TRAPS."

"fiiiinnnnneee"

"GOOD! NEYHEHE"

-end-

ugh.

Sans stood up and pressed the button, in the snow, to trigger the traps. Once he was done he took a shortcut to the edge (heh.) of Snowdin.

Wait.

Shit.

He came closer, his eye sockets wide, and shocked.

"Hey Sans!" He shouted waving his arm.

You winced when Greater dog planted his boot on your back. You weakly looked up at him.

"Look what we found" Greater dog said grinning ferociously.

Sans' eyes flicked over to you, then to the group of dogs.

"H-help" You pleaded weakly. Coughing blood.

The group laughed. "Like he would help you!"

kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill lliklliklliklliklliklliklliklliklliklliKLLIKLLIKLLIKLLIKLLIKKILL

There wasn't a single thought in his mind. In place of his rationality, was his instincts, his soul. Pushing him to protect the little human lady.

His little human lady.

He walked closer. Head down, fists balled, growling lowly.

"g r e a t e r  d o g."

"Y-yeah?" He stuttered, afraid.

Sans shot sharp piercing bones through the dog. His dust fell on Sans' fragile human below.

even his dust doesn't deserve to touch her.

Sans shot the rest a warning glare.

but

you only need one messenger to deliver a message.

Sans quickly killed all but one of the dogs. Lesser dog ran off tail between his legs.

Sans dug you out of Greater dog's dust. Pulling you close to him. You shook the rest of the dust off of you and.... Sneezed the cutest fuckn' sneeze he's ever heard.

"protect, kill them all, keep safe, damn it why didn't you get here sooner? Stupid stupid stupid." He mumbled, before shortcutting to his room, and placing you down where you belong. Safe, in his territory.

' shit  hurt bad. no time. must heal '

He closed his eyes and put his hand on your small shoulder, and using healing magic. Normally this would be hard but since his soul was still in protect mode he was able to summon the unfamiliar magic quickly.

"how do you feel?" Sans asked quietly

"Better," You answered gently, "Thank you."

"yeah.. sure... whatever..." He mumbled looking away. A redish hue covering his cheeks. So cute

Shit.

Sans couldn't restrain himself any longer. He pulled you close, burrowing his head in your neck.

"..."

He could feel your face heat up.

So adorable

He lifted you slightly and pulled you down to the pillows. Still cuddling you he pulled the covers over the two of you.

He had to hold back a sigh of relief.

You jerked in his grip.

"Papyrus said that Undyne was coming over and sent me to get groceries!" You gasped, squirming in his hold.

make her stop S T R U G G L I N G

don't worry. paps called. he got his groceries alright? relax."

stop it hurts so bad
His soul begged.

And so you relaxed. And the pain disappeared. Along with some of his sanity.

The relaxed feeling in his soul didn't last long though.

WHAM!

A black boot sends the door flying across the room. Sans' instincts get kick into high gear again. He slightly roles over you, acting as a wall against the incoming threat. At the same time, he pulled you to him, so that your cheek was on his collar bone, your chest pressed tightly to his.

"FUFUFUFU!!!" Undyne laughed "Sans! Papyrus and I are going to be COOKING downstairs!"

"that's fine, as long as the damage stays the fuck down there i don't give a shit." Sans grumbled holding his position.

"ALSO! Have you see the human? She didn't come back from shopping apparently!"

You shuffled underneath him.

"Ohhhh~ Okay then! Go back to fucking you two~" she teased. You made an adorable little squeaking noise. "FUFUFUFU!" She laughed putting the door back.

"PAPYRUS YOU OWE ME TWENTY G" She yelled marching back down stairs.

He chuckled, releasing his iron grip on you. He looked down at your face to see you blushing madly.

"I-I"

"eh. ignore 'er."

"B-but" so fucking adorable

"it's fine. " He insisted, shutting his eye sockets, the peaceful feeling returning.

"Uh... O-okay..?" You mumbled into his shirt.

Fuck.

' i'm not going to be able to handle this much longer am i? ' Sans thought, falling asleep.