I seriously needed to find out where I was in the story. If I was gonna fuck up the plot I had to do it right. It's already been two days. I spotted Kakashi walking down the street and ran to catch up.
"Hey Kakashi." I smiled. He eyed me warily.
"And who might you be? How is it that you know my name?" He smiled his trademark close eyed smile, but I could tell he was still suspicious.
"Oh no one special. I'm just the new Konoha citizen and soon to be genin." He seemed shocked. I smiled and hugged him. He stood frozen, and while he was distracted, I grabbed his book. I giggled as he noticed I had his book. I opened it up and began to read. Hn. Compared to the yaoi and yuri I read, this is pretty mild.
"I can see why you like this book Kashi-kun, buuuuut, you're never gonna find a girl like the woman in this book." I laughed as he snatched the book back and glared. I stuck my tongue out before running off. I had three minutes to get to the academy. Man now I wanted to continue reading that book of his. I walked right into the classroom.
"Who are you?" Iruka asked me. I grinned creepily. I let out a high pitched squeal and ran at him.
"IRUKA!!!!" I squealed. He tried to pry me off of him but I wouldn't let go; that is until I spotted Shino. I let go of him and let out another squeal.
"Ohmygosh!! Ohmygosh!! Ohmygosh!!! I can't believe I got to meet Iruka, Kakashi and Shino all in the same day!!!! EEEEEK!!!" People covered their ears. Iruka bonked me on my head. I fell on my but, anime crying in chibi form. He panicked. I grinned and recovered.
"I'm Kamiyuki. I was sure Jihibukai masutā Sarutobi would tell you." Understanding dawned his face as I told him my name. Them he frowned.
"Jihibukai masutā?" He asked. I nodded.
"He saved my life and let me stay here in Konoha!" I said smiling excitedly. I looked back to Shino. The seat near him was empty. I grinned. Iruka told me to sit down and I bound right up and plopped down next to Shino. He merely glanced at me. I leaned over to him.
"I see laughter in your future. You're gonna laugh uncontrollably someday, and when that day comes, I will literally kiss you." I whispered. He looked at me shocked before backing away. I grinned. Operation creep the bug creeper out: success.
Today our teams would be announced. So that's where we were in the plot. Ironic I'd show up here at the academy the very day they happen to choose teams. I so could not  wait until Shino and Naruto went to help that dude and Shino is drugged with laughing gas. I hope I get team seven. That way I could become best friends with everybody and steal Kakashi's book. ;]. I basically zoned out until I heard my name; along with Sakura's. I jumped up and fist pumped the air, forgetting that other people were in here. A throat cleared. I looked up to find everybody staring at me with a mixture of amusement, curiosity, and irate expressions. I quickly sat down, cheeks red.
"Well fuck a doodle doo." I mumbled. Naruto was still looking at me.